KOEB Meeting 9/9/10 -- Pastor Blaster Edition

[JBoy]

Is this how you start one of these?

[SeattleGirl]

1. Hi JBoy! Yep, it's how you do it!

Love your tread title, but now you need to add a picture of Keith to it.

:hi:

[JBoy]

40. OK, found a good picture of Keith.

[Patsy Stone]

43. LOL

With the Chester the Molester mustache! :thumbsup:

[Berry Cool]

56. And the Mod Hair Ken eyebrows!

Don't they look like you could peel them right off?

[Patsy Stone]

64. And put them right on a pair

of Groucho glasses.

[SeattleGirl]

47. Hahaha, good one!

:rofl:

[SharonRB]

51. I see nothing

Not even the red x of death.

[Berry Cool]

2. It is! Congrats!

Great choice for a pic of Keith!! I loveth a Clubhouse member who posteth the oldies!! :rofl:

Your first thread-start!! I'm so proud!!

[Berry Cool]

4. Hi, SG!

:hi: This pastor is a disaster.

[SeattleGirl]

6. Hey Berry!

He's absolutely looney tunes, for sure.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

3. Yes, sir!

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

5. Welcome back, Pats!

:hi: Having a L'Shana Tova?

[Patsy Stone]

9. Shofar,

but it's still early. :)

As long as it's a better one than last year; because 5770 sucked.

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

22. Hang in there, it's the '70s.

Pretty soon everyone will be at the disco.

[Patsy Stone]

54. As long as I don't have to get a perm...

LOL!

[SeattleGirl]

60. Ha! I should scan the pic of me from the 70's wearing my

bell bottoms and with my hair all permed up! :rofl:

[PSzymeczek]

84. Shofar,

so good?

[SeattleGirl]

7. Hi Patsy!

Did you have a good day yesterday? :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

10. Indeed

and a delicious one. Nice to be back here, though.

:hi:

[Botany]

13. I hope you are having a happy Rosh

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BTW why is one person listening to that whack job Pastor Jones?

The man is bat shit crazy.

[Patsy Stone]

17. Crazy is loud.

Sane is quiet.

:hi:

Don't worry, though; if this guy's crazy falls through, Fred Phelps is ready to pick up the banner and run with it.

[Botany]

27. Could you be my "Challah Back Girl"

[Berry Cool]

28. Bot, you just cannot behave, can you?

:spank: :hi: I saw you getting naughty with the Rev last night!

[rocktivity]

65. What's Hebrew for

"OH, NO, YOU DIDN'T!!!"

:rofl:
rocktivity

[Botany]

74. this

[Patsy Stone]

79. Excellent question!

:hi:

This doesn't answer it, but I just found it, and I have to post it.

[GigiMommy]

18. Hi Patsy!!! L'shanah tovah!!!

Happy New Year!!!:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

19. Thanks, GG!

:bounce: to you and Cassie.

[SharonRB]

44. Hey, Pats.

Tried calling you right before the show. Guess you weren't home yet.

[Patsy Stone]

49. I didn't get home

until after it started. It's crazy time at work.

[SharonRB]

52. Can you talk after?

[Patsy Stone]

55. Probably about 9:30.

I still have to eat.

[SharonRB]

59. Okay.

[Patsy Stone]

8. So...

When I left work, Junior Samples had decided not to burn the Qu'rans, but he was under the impression that Park 51 was moving, so now that he found out he's delusional, is it back on?

I'm so confused.

[SeattleGirl]

11. Aw now, Patsy.

Don't go 'round insultin' Junior Samples!



:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

14. Call BR-549.

:)

I love Hee Haw.

[SeattleGirl]

16. Me too!

[Berry Cool]

38. One of my fondest memories of Keith on Dan Patrick's ESPN Radio show

is of him singing "Where, oh where, are you tonight?" in the most cornpone accent he could adopt. :rofl:

[GigiMommy]

12. Hi Everybody!!! Pastor Jones, whatever happened to the Golden Rule!?!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:


How would you like it if Bibles were burned. WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS MADNESS!!!

[SeattleGirl]

15. Hi Gig!

The point of madness is that there is no point: it's just, well, madness!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

And hi Miss Cassie! :hug:

[GigiMommy]

23. Hi SG!!!

So true. I know if Cassie was down here, she'd say hi too but she's got to get ready for bed. Gotta get up early you know. Last two days were a little tough.:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

24. Is she doing okay at her new school?

[GigiMommy]

48. Yes. So far, so good.

She's already has a favorite teacher and she LOVES the lunch food.

[SeattleGirl]

50. Yay!

I hope she has a great year, Gigi.

[Botany]

20. Pastor Jones is a scam artist

The gospel according to Rev. Cheese

1 Judge not, that ye be not judged.
2 For with what judgment ye judge, ye shall be judged: and with what measure ye mete, it shall be measured to you again.
3 And why beholdest thou the mote that is in thy brother's eye, but considerest not the beam that is in thine own eye?
4 Or how wilt thou say to thy brother, Let me pull out the mote out of thine eye; and, behold, a beam is in thine own eye?
5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
6 Give not that which is holy unto the dogs, neither cast ye your pearls before swine, lest they trample them under their feet, and turn again and rend you.


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A google search will show he (Jones) is no good asshat.

[GigiMommy]

36. So this is yet another gun-toting, bible thumping preacher.

Why am I not surprised. Hi Botany.:hi:

[Botany]

42. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fave?

Pastor Jones media coverage

[Patsy Stone]

41. ...

[ralps]

21. Hi Jboy! Hi Everyone! Here's a new kitty gif & 2 new LOL Kittehs

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

29. That first one is so sweet.

:hi:, ralps!

[ralps]

33. Hi Patsy! Thanks!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

30. Hi ralps!

Sleeping kitteh's are so cute, and your gif is a hoot! :hi:

[ralps]

34. Hi SeattleGirl!!!! Thanks!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[rocktivity]

25. I remember that song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv_wZQJYlo0

:headbang:
rocknation

[SeattleGirl]

31. Hi rock!

How are you? :hi:

[JBoy]

26. Argghh. Right after starting this thread, I got a work phone call.

Haven't seen anything of KO yet.

[SeattleGirl]

32. That sucks.

I had one of those calls last Friday -- a client whining my ear off for half an hour. x(

[Patsy Stone]

35. I hate when that happens.

:(

[JBoy]

37. Seriously, don't they know that Keith is on??

[Berry Cool]

45. These people need to learn. NO CALLS DURING KEITH!!

:hi: And greetings to GGM, rocktivity, ralps (thanks for the kitties!) and anyone else I missed!

[ralps]

58. Hi Berry Cool! Thanks!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[GigiMommy]

83. Hi Berry!!!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[Patsy Stone]

46. Right?

And I always try to tell them that I'm watching the news, and they just keep talking! :mad:

[SharonRB]

39. Hi, everyone!

L'shana Tova to all. Not much of a holiday for me. I've been too busy working to cook or do anything. I stayed home from the studio today because the cabinet guy was coming with what were supposed to be the last two doors. We were ready to celebrate, but they drilled the holes for the hinges in the wrong place this time. It's something different every time. We really thought we were home free. The poor guy from Kraftmaid is beside himself. He's really pissed at the factory. Quality control sucks; customer service is great.

[SeattleGirl]

57. Hi Sharon!

Well, that sucks!

I can't wait to see the studio again next time I'm there!

And hopefully, meet Nancy finally!

[SharonRB]

61. I know.

The poor guy has been here six times now. The next time will be 7 and I'm already a record for him. I'm ready to get some money back. This has been going on since January. He was here in January, February, March, May, August and today. It's really ridiculous.

I hope you get to meet Nancy next time, too.

[SeattleGirl]

63. Good grief!

My ex-husband is a cabinet maker, and if his employees (including my brother and brother-in-law) did that kind of shoddy work, their butts would be out the door!

[SharonRB]

69. I think Kraftmaid needs to do some remedial training

It was bad enough when the finish was bad on the doors, but now they've got that down and they keep drilling things in the wrong place. Jeff (the customer service guy) said there's just a button they need to push that would drill in the right place and they can't even get that right.

[Patsy Stone]

72. I'm sure there are plenty

of people in your neck of the woods that need a job and know how to use a tool. Sorry to hear about the tsuris.

[SharonRB]

73. Exactly.

They're actually made in Ohio, but I bet they could find better workers than they've got, even there.

[Berry Cool]

66. Aw, that stinks, Sharon

:hi: L'Shanah Tovah, anyway.

[GigiMommy]

78. Hi Sharon!!! L'shanah tovah!

:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SharonRB]

80. Thanks, Gigi

I'm glad Cassie likes her new school. I hope she has a great year.

[ralps]

53. Awwww Here's a video of a baby squirrel adopted by a Momma

Kitty! http://icanhascheezburger.com/2010/09/09/funny-pictures-video-squirrel-adopted-by-cat/

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

62. It purrs!

Aw...

[SeattleGirl]

67. Awwww, that's so cute!

And I love how it purrs!

:loveya:

[Berry Cool]

70. Poor SG. Keith put a Mariners loss on Oddball.

But that guy trying to get the ball was a riot.

Coco Crisp used to be an Indian. Nothing like having a ballplayer whose name should be a breakfast cereal.

[SeattleGirl]

Well, this is certainly not the Mariners' year, that's for sure.

And I love Coco's name!

[Patsy Stone]

76. We've had an ongoing discussion

over here. The argument is between Coco Crisp and Milton Bradley for the best name in baseball. There's still no clear answer.

[ralps]

68. I heart Jonathan Turley!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

71. Yes!

And he looks quite handsome in his light suit. I guess he wants to get a few more days out of it before it turn cooler.

[SharonRB]

75. I retired my white purse for the season yesterday.

Fall is definitely in the air.

[PSzymeczek]

85. Not here.

I'm in SE Arizona, and it's still summer.

[Berry Cool]

77. I wish Obama would end this rendition crap.

It's another thing he could just end, like DADT. And should.

[GigiMommy]

81. Hi Ralps!!!

Cassie asks..."What are the kitties saying?":hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[ralps]

82. Hi GigiMommy! & Cassie! Hugs & they're saying "Sorry" & "that's Cool"

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: