KOEB 10/13/10 America for Sale Edition & a Jumping Kitty

[ralps]

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

1. That's one hell of a kitty!!

:hi: Hi ralps and Crook!

[SeattleGirl]

3. Hi ya, Rev!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

6. Hi SG!

:hi: How's life?

[SeattleGirl]

8. Other than getting my second headache in a few days, I'm good!

Me and the goggie are just relaxing on the couch while we watch Keef!

[RevCheesehead]

10. I blame all my aches and pains on the weather.

It couldn't possibly be my age. :P

[SeattleGirl]

11. Oh I know what you mean! Couldn't be my age either....even though

I will turn 55 on Friday. :wow:

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

17. Arthur who?

Arthur-itis does not live at this house. I won't allow it.

[rocktivity]

33. I was mauled by a mosquito last night

Been bathing my left upper arm in anti-itch cream.

:(
rocktivity

[ralps]

4. Hi RevCheesehead, Crook & I are doing good & Hi to Oreo, & lil' Keith! How are you all doing? &

Yes It is! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

7. We're doing pretty good.

Oreo's much better, and (as far as I know) peeing normally!

By the way, are you able to come to my wedding on the 30th? :party:

[ralps]

9. I have an AA meeting on Saturday evenings, so I'm not sure

if I'll be able to come. I'll let you know. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :hug:

[RevCheesehead]

15. Oh, I hope you can!!

That would be soooo cool!!! :bounce::bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

2. Hi ralps! I give kitteh a 10 for that jump!

:hi:

[ralps]

5. Hi SeattleGirl!!!! For Sure!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[ralps]

12. Sam Seder In the Studio!!!!!!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

13. Hi kids!

:hi: Keith kinda looks like he's dressed for Halloween tonight. :loveya:

That pic of Keith is hilarious, ralps!

[ralps]

14. Hi Berry Cool! Thanks!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

19. He certainly looks as if he's dressed for mischief.

Keith, that is, not the cat. Maybe he has a date with Velma later on. :)

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

32. Speaking of Velma, it's been way too long since she's been on.

Now that Keith's a free agent again, you'd think she'd try to do something before he finally gives up and marries me.

[SeattleGirl]

34. I'm actually looking forward to the two of you, jello-wrestling over him.

:hide:

[RevCheesehead]

37. OK....

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

21. Hi Berry!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

16. Hey, my psychic friend just called...

and she got a vision of a scraggly, skinny CC somewhere south of Algoma. She said someone has found hin but doesn't yet realize who he is. The really cool thing is that I'm going to Algoma tomorrow (to my accountant), so I can get more posters up!!!! :bounce::bounce:

[ralps]

18. Yay!! I hope CC's there!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

20. wouldn't that be a miracle?

At the very least, I'll post the flyers. Julie said "the ear will be the key." CC has a tipped ear, done when he was neutered (as a mark of a non-fertile feral cat). God bless that shaggy li'l ear. :)

[Berry Cool]

22. Wouldn't it be great if CC came home to Mommy at last?

How I hope!!!!!!

[Berry Cool]

23. And once again, I feel I have to apologize for the whole state of Ohio

Forgive us for Rich Iott. Please. :blush:

[RevCheesehead]

26. He's gonna be surprised at the bigger Keith...

with the even bigger attitude! :rofl:

Me, too, Berry. :hug:

[SeattleGirl]

25. Oh Rev! I hope she's right, and that you find CC tomorrow!

:bounce: :bounce:

[RevCheesehead]

28. I'm cautiously optimistic.

At the very least, I can do what I can do. Maybe he'll find his way to my friend Sue's house. Her neighbor still has watermelons in his garden. (Did I tell you that CC once tried to hump a watermelon on my kitchen floor while I was away? Sue told me about it!) :evilgrin:

[SeattleGirl]

31. I'll call to her in my mind, Rev, and tell her to find you tomorrow.

I have managed to get feral kitties to come to me, so perhaps I can get the non-feral CC to come to you! :)

And yes, I recall the story of the watermelon! :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

38. That's great...

but remember, CC is a boy-kitteh. :)

Bless you! I'm gonna try saying not only the St. Anthony prayer ("Tony, Tony, look around; something's lost that must be found"), but also "Accio, CC!" May I borrow one of your wands? :)

[ralps]

24. Today's worst person in the world is Glenn Beck!! for defending

Nazi uniform owner & wearer Richard Iott!! Wow! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :wow:

[RevCheesehead]

29. And does he ever look like a natural in that nazi get-up.

Expect more attacks on Keith to commence.

[Botany]

27. Drunken Wisconsin man needs rescue after chasing one-legged goose

attn Rev Cheese

Drunken Wisconsin man needs rescue after chasing one-legged goose

WAUSAU, Wis. (AP) — Wausau authorities have rescued and arrested a drunken man who plunged into the Wisconsin River while chasing a one-legged goose.

The 40-year-old Wausau man told officers he wanted to catch the bird and roast it. He says he took off his shirt and shoes Thursday afternoon and jumped into the frigid water.

Authorities say he was overcome by the cold water and had to be rescued by firefighters. Police say the man had been drinking heavily before the stunt.

snip

Police tell the Wausau Daily Herald that as far as they know, the goose is still on the loose.

http://www.macombdaily.com/articles/2010/10/11/news/doc...

[RevCheesehead]

30. Hey, we have nasty geese around here!

My mother was attacked by a goose when she was a child. Seriously.

And, you know, 'tis the season and all...

:hi: Are you coming to my wedding? Berry needs a ride.

[Berry Cool]

35. He's going to have to send you a nice cheese.

I'm still looking.

[Botany]

36. A one legged nasty goose at that

i doubt this was the same goose who tried to goose your mom

Sorry I can't make the wedding but I have plans for gift that will
make you and Andy very happy.

BTW .... I doubt that this has anything to do w/ you and Andy but
was your love out looking for a wedding meal in Wausau a couple
of days ago?

[RevCheesehead]

39. Nah...

He's plenty happy with the local squirrels.