KOEB Meeting: 11/17/10 -- A Flight and A Fondle Edition

[Patsy Stone]

Why is it I can't get a free pillow anymore, but they'll feel me up at no extra charge? :hi:, all!

[SeattleGirl]

1. Hi Patsy!

Yeah, I'm really looking forward to the next time I fly. I think I'll get myself an itsy bitsy teeny weenie yellow polka dot bikini to wear for the occasion. :silly:

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

2. We should all just show up naked.

I'm going away next week. I'll let you know how that goes. :)

:hi:

[SeattleGirl]

3. Does your airport have those nekkid x-ray machines yet?

SeaTac just started getting them, so I will probably run into that the next time I fly. x(

[Patsy Stone]

5. Both Miami and Ft. Lauderdale, apparently

Although I haven't run into one yet. I did go in the version that blows air on you, though.

[SeattleGirl]

6. I haven't had the experience yet, and am not looking forward

to it, but I know if I refuse to get x-rayed, I'll get groped, which to me is even worse.

[ralps]

4. Hi Patsy! Hi Everyone! & Here's a new Kitty gif! & 2 new LOL Kittehs

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

8. The one on the stool

knows the other one is crazy. LOL.

:hi:, ralps!

[SeattleGirl]

11. Hi ralps!

Great LOLcats and gif today! :hi:

[ralps]

13. Hi SeattleGirl!!! Thanks

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[nadine_mn]

7. hi all

:hi:


Sheesh these days I am looking for an excuse to get felt up - instead of getting wasted at a bar I can just go to the airport...ooooh weeee

[Patsy Stone]

9. You could volunteer

the be a TSA feel-up crash test training dummy. :hi:

[nadine_mn]

17. I wonder if it comes with Health Insurance?

honestly - if it has good benefits I am ready to be felt up for the good of others

[Patsy Stone]

23. You...

:patriot:

:rofl:

[ralps]

10. Hi nadine_mm!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SeattleGirl]

12. Hi nadine!

I don't know; I bet the TSA folks won't respect you in the morning. :crazy: :hi:

[nadine_mn]

16. that's ok - I have been married for 11 yrs, it will be good to feel cheap and dirty

instead of love and cherished. I love my spouse dearly but everyone now and then I miss feeling like a naughty girl

[SeattleGirl]

18. I hear you on that, nadine.

Still, though, I don't really relish the thought of being felt up by someone I didn't pick up. :rofl:

[PSzymeczek]

50. And I want dinner

and a kiss first.

[Patsy Stone]

14. It's rare that I cheer for a Republican

but yay for Lisa Murkowski!

[Patsy Stone]

15. Where does one get a Santa suit for a lemur and penguin?

:rofl:

[SeattleGirl]

19. They were so cute!

[Patsy Stone]

20. As I said...

this is going to be two years of nothing but gum-flapping. Annoying, infuriating, gum-flapping.

[SeattleGirl]

22. Yup.

The only thing that might be good about it is that the Dems might retake the house in 2012 (and Obama will be re-elected).

[Patsy Stone]

24. Sarah says she can beat him in 2012

:spray:

I think the Dems will take the house back, because Democrats will actually get out and vote. I don't think happy people vote in off-year elections.

[SeattleGirl]

26. I have a feeling they will too.

And Sistah Sarah beating Obama? :rofl:

[CBHagman]

51. I'm with ya, Pats.

Get me some GOP-B-Gone repellent and I'm set for the next 24 months.

[Patsy Stone]

21. I heart Ezra Klein

and a late mention of how nice it was to see Richrd Wolffe on the show the other night.

[Patsy Stone]

25. Just one reason I'll miss Charlie

http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=131375654

The other reason is that my new governor is this guy:

[SeattleGirl]

27. Eeek! Who IS that??

:scared:

[Patsy Stone]

28. The old man from Poltergeist

although I call him Rick Scott.

[SeattleGirl]

33. Oh, okay

Scary looking guy!

[Patsy Stone]

36. Yes...

[SeattleGirl]

39. Oh geez!

Now I don't know which one is scarier!

[Botany]

29. Patsy ..... You got a shout out

Didn't K.O. just talk about a "PAT DOWN?"

Well I hope you get one and it will good for you.

*******

Pam Geller brought to you by the American College of Plastic Surgeons

[Patsy Stone]

34. That looks like an oil painting

I've read her blog once, and that was enough. He can pat me down if he likes. :hi:

[Botany]

43. Bill O'Rielly will be there to help w/ your pat down his luffa

[SeattleGirl]

45. Ewwwwwww! Thanks for the nightmare, Bot!

:puke:

[Botany]

48. The luffa Patsy Down is for Patsy

You get the night on the town w/ me and your hubby's credit card :bounce:

[CBHagman]

52. LOL!

:rofl:

[Graybeard]

30. Yay !! Worst Persons is back. (Not really.)

Hi everybody!

:hi: :fistbump: :hippie:

[ralps]

32. Hi Graybeard!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[ralps]

31. Today's Not Really worst person in the world is Pam Geller!! for

her I hate the NY Mosque!! creed!! & Now Arizona citizens are protesting a "Mosque" in Phoenix that's actually a church! http://www.theatlanticwire.com/features/view/feature/Locals-Protest-Mosque-Thats-Actually-a-Church-2546

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :wtf:

[GigiMommy]

35. Hi Everybody!!! Sorry I'm late!

Those "Dag Nabit" Republicans!:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

41. Hi Gigi!

How's Cassie feeling today? :hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[GigiMommy]

44. Hi SG!!!

Cassie's much better, thanks. Glad you're feeling better too.:hi: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

[SeattleGirl]

47. Good to hear!

Yes, I'm finally over my cold. Now I just have to put up with my allergies, but I'm used to that!

[Botany]

37. Why do we do this?

Because Michael Chertoff is making a shit load of money selling body scanners

see Dick Cheney Iraq/KBR/Haliburton

[Patsy Stone]

40. He even made it into the animation.

LOL

Look, here's a sane man explaining why this is BS. I'm sure the TSA is listening. :eyes:

[Botany]

49. so he has only been doing "it" for 35+ years

but does he have this?

[SeattleGirl]

42. It's our false security blanket

:wtf:

[Botany]

46. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fave?

and all of this because of 9/11 .... which W and Cheney were told
was going to happen ...... the whole thing is a big scam.

[Patsy Stone]

38. Don't touch our junk!

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl: