KOEB 8/18/05: Cindy may be leaving (for now), but Keith's not.

[Berry Cool]

"Hi there, good-lookin'...Keith here. You know, I was just hangin' out in the city today, havin' a smoke, when all of a sudden it occurred to me...

"BWAHAHAHAHA! I really had you guys going there for a while, didn't I? Not to worry! This is an OLD photo! You will never see its like again! THIS is more like me tonight...



"Here I am, smoke-free (but admittedly slightly grayer), ready to BRING YOU THE WORLD!! Here it is...catch!!"

--K.O.

[seito]

1. Hey Berry

Should be a good show tonight

[Patsy Stone]

4. Hi, seito.

:hi: I believe!

[seito]

6. Still Believin'

NNNNGU :hi:

[Berry Cool]

43. And just wasn't it?

:hi: from Berry After the Show!

[Patsy Stone]

2. Hello, people!

Why is the sentencing "dramatic" Nora? Why is everything on this stupid channel "dramatic"? Is Rita tarting up the place a bit?

KO: :loveya::loveya: And you look great!

[Patsy Stone]

3. Professor Jack Levin

is the child that Captain Kangaroo and Gene Shalit never had.

I didn't find that statement from Rader at all sincere. I, too, was surprised to hear him give a "shout out" to the woman who cut his hair. Wow. The only way this sentencing would have been "dramatic" is if they decided to invoke the death penalty retroactively -- which is un-constitutional.

I don't understand why we all have to sit through hours of footage of this animal. We all knew he'd be convicted and sentenced to at least life in prison.

Where's the news here? Isn't this just rubbernecking?

[seito]

5. I agree

He wanted attention and that is exactly what he got.

Hey Pats :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

7. *snort* Gene Shalit and the Captain.

Sparky, please don't ever grow out your 'stache that fully!

[Clark2008]

14. Heh - I thought that union produced John Bolton.

:hi: Pats!

[Patsy Stone]

16. Hi, Clark!

No, Bolton reminds me of the little guy who sweeps up at the end of the Rocky & Bullwinkle cartoons. :)

[RevCheesehead]

18. That's the guy!

I kept thinking "which cartoon had the guy with the stache?" Leave it to Patsy to have all the answers.

[Berry Cool]

45. Actually, Bolton reminds me more

of a Scrubbing Bubble.

But not the usual cheery one like this...one with a chip on its shoulder...

[RevCheesehead]

49. ROFLMAO

:rofl: The one with a chip on its shoulder :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

51. LOFL! n/t

[Berry Cool]

44. I kept waiting for him to thank his producers, directors

and all the little people he murdered...some of them littler than others.

*sigh* At least Keith treated him with the proper air of revulsion and disgust.

Weird that the guest's voice was so off sync.

[RevCheesehead]

8. hi, everyone.

They must have read our earlier comments - no sign of Reeter yet.

Keith looks extra-yummy tonight. :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

46. Doesn't he, though?

But he still has to pimp her show.

He really needs a big hat with a feather for those moments.

[RevCheesehead]

52. Purple or Maroon?

I'm thinking crushed velvet, w/a big white feather.

[Greylyn58]

9. Howdy All

Hope ya'll had a great day in your section of the country. :)

Keith is lookin good! :loveya: KO

[Patsy Stone]

13. Hey, Greylyn.

TTTTB! :toast:

[RevCheesehead]

10. Monkey wars!

Sorry, that's Minkee wars. :7

[Patsy Stone]

15. Love when he says

Minkee. :loveya:

Hey, Rev. Your confession booth seems busy these days. :)

[RevCheesehead]

17. Yeah. All I get to do is listen.

Kinda makes me feel like Bleever. :7

:hi: Hi, Patsy. Is life quiet in Florida?

[Patsy Stone]

22. Very hot

and very quiet. It's the dead of summer and everyone who can get out have gone and no one comes to visit until November.

You may feel like him, but at least you have two good eyes. :)

[Berry Cool]

48. Was he doing Peter Sellers there?

I laughed at the minkees. Told Harley (aka Quinn) "Hey, look, your father's side of the family is on TV!"

[Patsy Stone]

11. Props to the caption dept!

Rhesus pieces. :)

[Berry Cool]

50. Yeah, but boo to whoever in the control booth

showed a picture of Dancing Guy when Keith was talking about Cindy...

Someone on staff is gettin' a spankin' tonight. I hereby volunteer to drape myself over Keith's knee in your place, poor staffer...preferably RIGHT side up. :evilgrin:

[Greylyn58]

12. "Monkey Wars"

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

19. Wishing Cindy into the cornfield

is not gonna work.

Okay, Pat Buchanan just called her Cindy Crawford. :)

[RevCheesehead]

21. Pat's looking old and tired, isn't he?

Aww, her mother's stroke is going to make her a sympathetic figure again. I'm sure her mom planned that for political reasons.

[Clark2008]

24. What a bunch of hooey.

Pat Buchanan thinks the souffle has risen and fallen?

More spin, more spin, more spin. His name should be the Pat "Rinse Cycle" Buchanan.

[RevCheesehead]

26. Well, he does seem to be all washed up.

Nice to have you with us, Clark. Gavin's out tonight? :)

[Patsy Stone]

25. You should call El Rush-bo and tell him that.

I'm sure he could do at least ten minutes on that theory.

Pat's hair is thin, but he still looks okay.

[RevCheesehead]

27. Can I just e-mail Daryn instead?

I hear they IM each other while she's on the air.

[Patsy Stone]

29. Gross!

Just eeeew.

[Berry Cool]

54. You know, when I heard the news about her mother

my first thought was "Even now, some freepers somewhere are blaming her for stressing her mother out and CAUSING HER STROKE."

You can depend on it. :-(

[Berry Cool]

53. Cindy Crawford? Ouch.

I just remembered, we also have to drink for all of Keith's Twilight Zone refs.

And every time he brings up any sort of anniversary. ("It was ninety-two years ago today that...")

And every time he quotes the Shakespeare thing about troubles coming not like single spies, but in battalions, CHUG.

[Greylyn58]

20. With all the news MSNBC could be reporting on

they decide to dredge up old crap and recycle it???

This is beyond lame and just plain tragic and proves how far the MSM has fallen.

[RevCheesehead]

23. I think everyone's on vacation.

Even David :loveya: Gregory was MIA on Hardball. Norah O'Donnell filled in.

How are ya, Grey? Any news on the job situation yet? :hi:

[Botany]

28. Snake Gone?

It is like when you loose a girlfriend. :rofl:

Bet you he is popular w/ the ladies.

Hi Rev!

[RevCheesehead]

30. Are you here to confess something?

hi, Cuddles. :hi:

[Botany]

32. No did you see the snake lover on KO?

Creep ..... and I am an ecologist too. Pythons are big muscles that
sooner or later will try to kill their owners or kids or pets ..... that is what
they do.

[RevCheesehead]

34. Yeah, I saw him.

Bet he's getting lots of calls from former girlfriends.
Thought his comments were rather freudian, doncha think?

[Botany]

37. Either that or he hasn't had a lot of girl friends.

I just don't get the snake as a pet thing.

[RevCheesehead]

40. Well, the two may be related.

Too many snakes, not enough girlfriends.

No coverage on your Gov, eh? I heard something about him. What, he got fined and said "I'm sorry, I'll be good," and that was it?

[Botany]

47. Yes he plead no contest to 4 ethics charges .....

..... he forgot about all his golf, dinners, sporting events, and vacations
paid for by repug big wigs.

He got a $4,000.00 fine and was made to apologize to the state. The
boy has made ALL STATE EMPLOYEES take ethics training.

He only reported his gifts after the Toledo Blade uncovered his
involvement and his lawyer did a "see what a good guy he is."

Funny one of his golf buddies was coingate's Tom Noe whose wife
was head of the Lucas County BOE ..... The city of Toledo had a
39% voter turn out but the repub suburbs had 85 to 99.7% voter
turn outs. The city had 2 to 10 hour waits to vote too.

Taft is the tip of the Iceberg ..... kickbacks, pay offs, money laundering,
and stolen elections.

[Berry Cool]

56. I don't think he ever apologized. Or even promised to be good.

Except maybe in the sense of taking a few strokes off his GOLF GAME. :grr:

[Greylyn58]

31. I'm okay I guess

I've had two interviews for different jobs recently. I'm waiting to hear on one and the other was a bust as they only wanted to pay $8.00hr w/no benefits. I just couldn't afford that especially with gas prices at $2.59 and climbing.

I've applied with some other companies, but I'm just about ready to fall apart as the end of the month is almost here and I'm broke. I'm not sure what will happen if I don't get work very quickly. I don't sleep well anymore and I've been sick to my stomach for days now.

I've been praying for a miracle. Just hope it comes soon.

[RevCheesehead]

33. Well, I'm keeping you in my prayers.

Something is already happening for you. Something good.

Give a "woof" to Sheridan for me, will ya? :)

[Berry Cool]

57. You're in my prayers too, Grey

and Sheridan is in my WOOF!s...

[Botany]

35. best to you!

Remember Dog is just God spelled backwards and they always
love you and are glad to see you.

Things will work out for you .....
Besides the Rev is on the Case.

[Berry Cool]

55. I must be missing something.

What "old crap" did they dredge up?

[RevCheesehead]

36. Best question of the night!

"What the hell is that all about?"

[Berry Cool]

58. Floaties to Keith for saying that!

I burst out loud laughing!

:loveya: to Keith for asking what the hell that was all about!

[Muffstser]

38. Oh, crap! A pimple on the butt cheeks!

This guy HAD to be from Seattle. Great. It's bad enough we have the Mariners.

I'll never get to work on "Countdown" after this!!!

[RevCheesehead]

39. "Do we have a spare hour for this?"

Yeah, Keith, as soon as we can Reeter, we do! :rofl:

[Muffstser]

41. I WOULD have to get home just in time to see this!

Say, gang...what was Keith's last remark? My VCR cut out on it.

[Patsy Stone]

42. Didn't he say

"We may have this hour?" Hope that's a joke.

That was funny, Rev. Let's do hope they can her.

[Berry Cool]

60. Unfortunately, she is getting better ratings than Keith.

And so is Joe "Dead Intern" Scarborough, whose ratings have gone through the roof ever since he decided to make his the "Honeymooner Overboard" show.

Scaryborough is bagging over 400,000 a night, Rita over 300,000. Keith...I don't think he's been able to break 250,000 all week.

I'm beginning to wonder if he really HAS taken too many vacations, to the point where people don't even tune in to see that he's on. They just turn on the TV on Monday, see he's out, and assume it's another vacation week. :-(

[Patsy Stone]

61. He did make it to Entertainment Weekly's "Must List"

at least. :) Rita and Joe have sheeple following them. KO needs to cull members of the public who actually think and who realize they have choices about what to watch. That sounds like he's equally cursed and blessed, doesn't it?

[Berry Cool]

59. It's another KOEB Vulcan mind-meld!

I was thinking the EXACT SAME THING..."Yeah, let's skip Rita Skeeter and just run an hour of this guy dancing and Keith watching him. Or maybe even joining in." :rofl: