Time for the debut of the EDVs' new band...THE KEITHETTES!

[Berry Cool]

Yeah, we're still dusting and sweeping the old Clubhouse...it's been five months since we've had a get-together, and it needs a good scrubbing-down to freshen it up for the Big Night...but the Keithettes are rehearsing right now for tomorrow night's big Countdown Pre-Game Show!

Let's listen in...



He went away and the right hung around
And lied to us every night
And when Keith was no longer on the air
They said things that weren't very nice

Our Keefy's back and you're gonna be in trouble
(Hey-la-day-la our Keefy's back)
You see him comin', better cut out on the double
(Hey-la-day-la our Keefy's back)
You been spreadin' lies all over Fox News
(Hey-la-day-la our Keefy's back)
So look out now, cause he's comin' after you
(Hey-la-day-la our Keefy's back)

Yeah, he knows Glenn Beck is cryin',
And he knows you all been lyin'!

He's been gone for such a long time
(Hey-la-day-la our Keefy's back)
Now he's back and things'll be fine
(Hey-la-day-la our Keefy's back)
Murdoch will be sorry he was ever born
(Hey-la-day-la our Keefy's back)
'Cause Keith's head is big and his voice is strong
(Hey-la-day-la our Keefy's back)

G-O-P'ers have been cheatin'!
Now you're gonna get a beatin'!

What made you think we'd believe all your lies?
(Wah-ooo, wah-ooo)
You're big guys now, but he'll cut you down to size
(Wah-ooo, wait and see)

Our Keefy's back, he's helping save this broken nation
(Hey-la-day-la our Keefy's back)
If I were Fox, I'd take a permanent vacation
(Hey-la-day-la our Keefy's back)

All right now!
La-day-la our Keefy's back
La-day-la our Keefy's back...

Yes, I think they're ready!

Are you...?