KOEB 9/29/05

[Berry Cool]

Keith is practically bursting with news for us tonight.

So join us.

[Patsy Stone]

1. Judy's free...

Hi, Berry! :hi:

I don't feel like watching Roberts footage.

[Patsy Stone]

3. No, Pete!

The big question is who's the source?

[bleever]

5. Scooter was who she had "the" phone call with.

:hi:

[bleever]

6. Hey! Keef read my post!

:)

[RevCheesehead]

21. Perhaps you are our source?

How ya doing, bleev?

[bleever]

24. Still riding that "indictment" buzz.

Man, that's good stuff!

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

37. Hey, bleev - you been posting in the Lounge?

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=105&topic_id=4073269&mesg_id=4073269

[bleever]

44. Whoa! I WISH I were that handsome. And I would never give advice

for free.


:)

[Patsy Stone]

7. Funny that Scooter is now a menacing name.

Oy. :hi:

[bleever]

8. More like this:

[RevCheesehead]

22. I'll raise you this:

[bleever]

26. Veggie Tales?

That looks like a yam to me.

[RevCheesehead]

30. Indeed.

I believe he is a carrot.

http://www.ultimateveggie.com/characters/scooter.html


SCOOTER
Vital Statistics:
Type of Vegetable: Carrot
First Appearance:
Are You My Neighbor?
Voice Performed By: Jim Poole


Scooter was originally based on the character "Scotty" from the original Star Trek series, and speaks with a Scottish accent. He is a brave carrot, and has been the chief engineer aboard the USS Applepies, as well as a police officer in the town of Bumblyburg.

[Berry Cool]

36. Then I guess you missed half the show!

:hi: to all from Berry After the Show!

What a great show! Keith had to fly by the seat of his pants, rework the night's top story and somehow he managed to handle it all and STILL get in Oddball.

And did he look gorgeous tonight or what?

:loveya: Keith.

[Patsy Stone]

39. Nope

Saw the whole thing. He did a fine job with the Judy stuff. Loved the questions he asked Pete Williams.

Yes, Berry, he looked great doing it also. :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

46. Oh, I'm so glad you didn't miss it and gave it a chance!

But I had to laugh at Keith sometimes. Things were happening so quickly that he was bursting with questions and bombarding his guests with all his thoughts spoken aloud. I think some of them were wondering "When is he going to stop ruminating and let me answer the question? And which question does he want me to answer again?"

[RevCheesehead]

2. dontdatehimgirl.com?

Is this a major shout-out to the KOEB, or what? :loveya:

[Patsy Stone]

4. Awww, yeah!

LOL. Hi, Rev. :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

11. Hi Patsy.

Sorry, I got distracted. :crazy:

How are ya? :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

12. Bright shiny objects again?

How's every little thing?

[RevCheesehead]

14. um, ah, huh?

Yeah, just fine.
Can't concentrate. Other than that, I'm okey-dokey.

[Berry Cool]

38. LOL!

Yet another excuse for Keith to gripe about his miserable love life! :rofl:

I have to tell the girl, though: She needs to make that apostrophe in the title of the site go the OTHER way. It is facing the completely wrong way now.

[bunny planet]

9. What iz the dillio, with Judith Millio and her source Scooter Libbio.

sorry, the tension is getting to me.
See you after the show, have to climb three flights of stairs to get back to the teevee.
:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

10. Slowly I turned ... step by step ... inch by inch ..

What tension? Watch it all fall apart. :popcorn:

Hi, bubbie!

[bunny planet]

13. I am so invested in this Fitzgerald investigation leading to indictments,

I don't know if I'll be able to stand it if they walk away from this one. I'm trying to be positive but they have worn teflon for so long.
Donde los YIKES.

[RevCheesehead]

15. Hi, Bunny.

Nice to have you with us in real time. :hi:

[bunny planet]

18. Yo Rev.

Nice to be here. Night time teaching schedule has been murder. Been staying up late to watch the rerun.

[Patsy Stone]

19. I understand.

I am sure, if nothing else, he's looking as hard as he can. With Judy testifying tomorrow, who know what, if anything, will leak out.

If Scooter's the source of the name, that's a start at least. Every once in a while, my head spins around trying to figure out all the investigations and grand juries.

[bunny planet]

16. ROFLAO

You think he has an advantage having all those extra fingers now, just wait until he starts dating.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

Thanks KO for that badly needed yuck.
You are the best.:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

40. I guess "dating" was the theme of the night.

In addition to Repubs goin' down, that is.

[gkhouston]

50. maybe "going down"

is the theme of the night? O8)

[RevCheesehead]

52. ROFLMAO

:rofl: Oh, Gina - we've missed you while you were gone!!

[gkhouston]

53. is it because you don't

have any nasty thoughts while I'm away... or you have difficulty couching them properly? :7 (Voulez-vous couchez... damn, I really should sleep more at night.)

[RevCheesehead]

54. No, it's that I don't have a cohort in crime, so to speak.

When you're around, I snark better. :7

[gkhouston]

55. Pardner! n/t

[Berry Cool]

58. As if we don't have nasty thoughts all by ourselves!

*I* amm the one who, when Botany said "* is going down," said my first instinct was to ask "On who?"

[RevCheesehead]

17. OK, after the Brewers bit -

maybe y'all understand why I don't get involved in the baseball stuff. Tonight on sports, they were talking about what an encouraging year this has been for the Brew Crew - they're one game above .500.

Admittedly, that IS better than the Pack is so far this year....

[Berry Cool]

41. Rev, honey, take heart.

For many decades, there was NOTHING more miserable than being an Indians fan. Trust me. In fact, the past few nights there's been nothing more miserable than being an Indians fan, except tonight, thank goodness, the boys' sleepy bats appear to have awakened from their lumber-slumber and CC has kept Tampa Bay scoreless. (However he has just left the mound.)

You just gotta love a team where people flock to the stadium by the droves to watch the sausage races as opposed to the baseball. (To this day, when I think about the one controversial race a while back, I start to laugh hysterically.)

on edit: typo fix

[RevCheesehead]

20. OK - that fox in the gallery -

was that an allegory?

[WolverineDG]

59. that almost rhymes, rev

i think you're a poet & don't even know it...oh damn...

:evilgrin:
dg

[RevCheesehead]

64. yeah...

But seriously, what I saw was a FOX wandering around, wandering lost in a world of art and beauty, desperately looking for a place to escape. He/she was clearly in a foreign environment, and all it could do was wander aimlessly, and leave its own "presents" throughout the gallery. Not only were they "stinky" and "full of shit," but they were clearly not meant to be kept in the pristine gallery, where other artist's works, beautifully crafted, were on display for all the world to see, admire, and learn something good, useful, and hopeful about life.

THAT kind of allegory. :)

[WolverineDG]

68. wow, that's good!

:) :thumbsup:

dg

[gkhouston]

69. she just bonds immediately

with any type of vixen. :P

[bunny planet]

23. Uh oh, if the levee was built ten years ago, the * crime family will find

a way to frame the Big Dawg.

I can't miss the segment about the cheating website. see you in a minute.

[Patsy Stone]

25. I don't care about the news tonight.

I do like the Scooter story, but I'm feeling blase.

[RevCheesehead]

27. Keith has been dating since 1974.

See - he just hasn't met me yet! :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

42. There are a LOT of women he hasn't met yet. :-)

So many dates, so much wasted time...:-)

Actually, he mentioned back in one of his O'Reilly posts on the blog that he had been dating since 1974. It was by way of explaining that he had yet to find a woman who was turned on by a falafel. (Obviously he hasn't met all women.)

In fact, Keith has stated the year he began dating so many times that it's almost like Ted Baxter's speech about how it all started at a something-watt radio station in Fresno, California. :rofl: I'm surprised no one has put it on his Wiki entry yet.

[WolverineDG]

61. yup, same old story

he's looking for the wrong thing in the wrong places, something we're all guilty of, i'm afraid. the most interesting relationships i've had were with guys who were completely opposite of what i thought i wanted :crazy: still don't have a steady tho :cry:

dg

[crispini]

62. Ok, I missed the show and I missed the rerun.

Pray tell, what has caused all of this fresh speculation on KO's love life? I can kind of read between the lines but it'd be interesting to get the whole story.

[gkhouston]

63. number 2 story was for a website for women who want to find out

whether the man in their life is cheating on him (or to warn others about a guy who has). Keith's intro to this mentioned that he'd been dating since '74 and thus had a lot of bitter experience with the dating scene, but here was a new twist. He seemed quite tickled by some of the prize entries on the website, and rightly so: you've got to wonder why these women didn't realize these guys were duds, and KO asked a question along those lines. I got the impression that KO was dying for a commercial break to come along so he could go off somewhere and have a nice giggle fest.

[crispini]

67. Heh. Well, thanks for keeping me updated!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

28. How many hits is this site getting right now?

No, I don't know the guy from Ft. Lauderdale. :)

[RevCheesehead]

32. Well, I tried, but I couldn't get in.

why are you laughing at me? :)

[Patsy Stone]

33. LOFL!

You are a riot. I soooo was. :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

34. I am here to entertain and amuse.

My audience is small, but snarkworthy.

[Patsy Stone]

35. I am not worthy. :) n/t

[Berry Cool]

43. I kept on waiting for him to hit on a picture

of some of my sisters' ex-boyfriends. :rofl:

Remember, I told you about the one who thought the Dud from Mystery Date was hot??

[Berry Cool]

47. Rev, this is the point where you should quote Mystery Science Theater 3000

"Am I a clown?? Do I AMUSE you????"

[gkhouston]

51. got some hot prospects to check out?

or were you going to put KO's picture in there?

So, who here's been cheated on?

[WolverineDG]

60. ::raises hand::

:(

dg

[RevCheesehead]

65. oh, honey, could I tell you stories....

Let's just say that in one case, "the other woman" turned out to be "not a woman."

[gkhouston]

66. oh, my, I don't have *those* kind of stories...

I've never been a cheatee. But I was a cheater :blush: once a long time ago. A long time ago, as in before KO started dating.

[Patsy Stone]

29. Rupert Murdoch: Destroyer of Worlds

LOL! KO. And on to dis Paris and Nicole.

:loveya:

[Berry Cool]

45. Once again, his snark was en fuego and so was he.

Yes, I am just as disgusted by the thought of that show as he is.

Too bad we didn't get a paper wad pitch tonight, but he never does those when there is breaking news. Looks pretty obvious that tonight's original #1 story was going to be the dating Web site, but on the fly he decided to rework things to bring it back around to Miller, pushed the dating story to #2 and jettisoned something else, possibly Top 3 Sound Bites. Definitely Worst Person in the World. Yet somehow, with all that on-the-fly work, he managed to squeeze in Oddball and Top 3 Newsmakers anyway.

My hat is off to the guy! :patriot: Go Keef!

[RevCheesehead]

31. I wonder if we'll see Joe Wilson tomorrow night.

That would be a nice treat. :)

[bunny planet]

48. The snarkometer was turned to '11' tonight.

Tommorrow promises to be another newsy day.
Glad we'll have KO on the job.

[RevCheesehead]

49. Anyone around for the repeat?

:hi: Bueller?

[Gogi]

56. Hey, Cheesehead! How's you?

KO has been dating 31 years! Talk about playing hard-to-get but EDV's loooove a challenge.



:evilgrin: :spank: (Insert evil thought here.)

[RevCheesehead]

57. Hey, Gogi!

See, Keith hasn't met us yet. One night at Gull Bay, and he's passed out in front of the fire. :)

(now where did Crispi leave that dart gun?)