KOEB - 3/13 - Let's hear it for Feingold edition

[SharonRB]

:loveya:

[Berry Cool]

1. Hi, Sharon. Let's censure the MAKEUP PEOPLE, then *.

Who pasted orange junk all over Keith and carefully stopped a half-inch short of his hairline and his ears? Ugh!

Poor silver Keith!

[crispini]

2. Hellllllo ladies!

:hi: Good to see him back home in his spot.

[SharonRB]

6. Hi, Crispi

and everyone else!

Looks like he got a lot of sun in Flalala or someone put a lot of makeup on him.

[ralps]

15. It looks to me like Keith got really sunburned in Florida

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

26. That ain't sunburn

that's your bad MSNBC orange makeup job.

Sunburns don't politely stop a ways short of your hairline!

[Greylyn58]

3. Howdy All

Hope everyone is doing well tonight. Keith really jumps on the news! :woohoo:

:hi: to SharonRB and my fellow KOEBers! :grouphug:

[ralps]

4. Hi SharonRB, Hi Everyone, Awwwwwwww The Kitty Circus!! + I Love Russ

Feingold!!! & F*ck You Cheney!!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[CBHagman]

5. Get that lump of excrement Dick Cheney off my television!

The phoney, fake, sneering, smearing, gutless, heartless, overpaid piece of crap deserves his own ring of hell.

[crispini]

7. Bwahahahaha!

Tell us how you really feel. :rofl:

[CBHagman]

14. That was the censored version, crispini.

I DETEST that -- that thing, that venal, cowardly hypocrite and liar. It got out of its hidey hole long enough to sneer a bit before his acolytes.

[bleever]

9. Cheney's a dick.

And would that Goethe were around to create a special circle of hell for him.

[CBHagman]

20. You mean Dante.

Dante for the rings of hell, Goethe for the accounts of selling one's soul to Satan.

Hm. Maybe they could collaborate on the tale of the Bush administration.

[bleever]

38. D'oh! Let me compound my display of ignorance by

throwing in something from Paradise Lost next...

:rofl:

[SharonRB]

8. Is this a new tie?

It actually makes the grey suit look not so bad.

[crispini]

11. I was gonna say that.

I haven't noticed this one before. It's nice.

[SharonRB]

19. I like it, too.

[bleever]

12. It's much nicer than cat-killer Frist's split-pea Jello tie.

Just when I thought he couldn't be less appealing.


:hi:

[CBHagman]

24. LOL, bleever.

Thanks for that appetizing image.

And just to continue the food analogy, I'll bet we could store a pint of Ben and Jerry's on Frist's heart. Ya think?

[bleever]

42. ROFL. Although,

that would be one of the world's smallest freezers.

[Patsy Stone]

80. And Ben & Jerry's

deserves so much better than that. :hi:

[SharonRB]

84. Hey, Patsela

How are you tonight?

[WolverineDG]

30. It's not THE gray suit

but, considering the hellacious day I had, it's close enough! :loveya:

dg

[SharonRB]

33. It's not?

Maybe that's why I think it's okay.

[WolverineDG]

36. I'll go back & look

but I don't think it is. Please realize that I just banged the hell out of my right knee, hand, & shoulder because I was a Good Samaritan, helping a neighbor push-start her car, so I haven't really had a chance to look at the screen yet.

ow, it hurts.

dg

[SharonRB]

41. Ouch!

Hope it doesn't hurt for too long.

[WolverineDG]

58. Me too

No bruising yet, but heh, just wait. I'll be a freakin' rainbow tomorrow.... :evilfrown:

dg

[crispini]

51. Bummage!

Hope you feel better! :hug:

[WolverineDG]

56. Yeah me too!

I don't want to miss yoga tomorrow night! (priorities, priorities)

dg

[WolverineDG]

75. Ok, got a look at it

It's not THE gray suit, but the shiny gray suit. Still, it's gray, so :loveya: !

dg

[SharonRB]

10. I made a shiva (condolence) call tonight and shut up a guy

who voted for Bush. He admitted Bush is an idiot and he doesn't like him, but he voted for him because he thought Kerry was going to sell us out to the Saudis. :wtf: After we talked for a while, I finally said, "You know, Bush is the one who's friends with the Saudis, not Kerry." He had no answer -- just said okay, I'm done, and walked into the kitchen.

Score one for our side!

[WolverineDG]

27. Hurray Sharon!

Yep, it's getting to be fun, shutting up the bushies, eh? :evilgrin:

dg

[SharonRB]

29. Sure is.

His logic just confounded me -- KERRY would sell us out to the Saudis? Give me a friggin' break.

[WestHoustonDem]

13. Hi everyone!

:hi:

[bleever]

16. Welcome WestHoustonDem!

Pull up a comfy chair.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

18. Hi, WHD

:hi:

[crispini]

23. Hey! Welcome to the nightly thread!

Another Texan checks in! :hi:

[WolverineDG]

28. Welcome to the clubhouse!

:hi:

dg

[WestHoustonDem]

37. Thanks for the welcome everyone!

:grouphug:

I finally got here before the show ends! My mom knows Keith's mom (or so she says).

I was at Cornell when he was, but don't recall ever running into him, how I wish I had. *sigh*

[SharonRB]

17. Claude Allen did a heckuva job, seeing as

we didn't have a domestic policy.

[gkhouston]

111. oh, we had one

be he returned it for a refund. :7

[crispini]

112. ROFL!

:spank:

[crispini]

21. This dude must have some kind of psych prob if he did this.

I mean, why would he? It's kind of weird. :shrug:

[WolverineDG]

105. $100K/year & he shoplifts at TARGET?

:wtf:

dg

[SharonRB]

22. Damn, Keith -- we needed a spoiler warning!

I haven't watched my tape yet. I'm going to watch after CD.

[crispini]

25. No HBO here.

I don't need anything else to encourage me to sit on the couch. :D

[SharonRB]

31. You're missing some great TV.

[bunny planet]

32. Hola Chicas!

I finally made it. I just watched the first Countdown opening I've seen in a week.

So glad to be here.

The Allen shoplifting story reminds me of what happened to Bess Myerson, former Miss America who was in NYC politics until she was caught shoplifting. If it's true its definitely a psychological disorder, when people who don't have to steal, do. Seems he fits right in with the crooks and liars he works for though.

Oh, show's back on.
See you during the commercial.

Can't wait for the Sopranos story. A break from the real crime family in the WH.

[SharonRB]

34. Bunny!

So happy to see you. I just wish I had watched the Sopranos already. I would have if I hadn't had to make a shiva call.

[bunny planet]

43. oh no, Spoiler alert, if you don't know what happened you can't watch the

Countdown segment, although they just showed what happened in the clip leading into the commercial.

It would be pretty hard for Tony to be dead, since there are pics and film of him with Juliana Margolis new character when she gueststars in the upcoming season.

[SharonRB]

45. Oh, I know he can't be dead

But it's a bummer knowing Uncle Jr. shoots him before I watch it (unless it's a dream sequence).

[bunny planet]

54. oh KO just said, was the episode some kind of flash forward. Don't think

so. No more shooting dream sequences, thats so Dallas 80's.

[WolverineDG]

39. Hi Bunny!

Glad you could make it for the live show! We missed you last week!

dg

[bunny planet]

44. Hiya sweetie.

So happy to be here, you have no idea. Oy.

[bunny planet]

35. Hey, by the way, KO is tan, was he away last week when I missed him.

Was he in Fla-la-la?

[SharonRB]

40. Yes, he was.

He broadcast from Tampa all week. He was on vacay, but convinced them to let him broadcast from there.

[bunny planet]

47. holy moly, that's my neck of the Fla-la-la woods.

[crispini]

46. Cool cats! nt

[ralps]

48. Awww The Kitty Circus!! & a Whale Carcass

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

49. OMG -- horrible pronunciation of Hamantaschen.

You need to do your research, Keith.

[bunny planet]

55. no wonder, I missed that joke completely, and I love a good hamantaschen

joke. He must have really mispronounced it, I didn't even look up.

[SharonRB]

57. It wasn't even a good effort

Oy vey!

[bunny planet]

59. poor KO, such a goyim.

we love you anyway Keef, but work on your yiddish please.

[SharonRB]

61. Actually, he's just a goy -- goyim is plural!

[bunny planet]

67. I was going to say goy, and at the last minute I added the ending. I need

work on my yiddish too apparently, at least on the spelling and grammar part, my pronunciation is flawless.

[SharonRB]

68. I figured you'd know the right word!

[WolverineDG]

77. At least he tried

& owned up to being a Protestant. ;)

dg

[CBHagman]

50. LOL! The world's largest Hamentaschen!

Sometimes mistaken for a whale carcass.

Mmm, Hamentaschen...

[SharonRB]

52. He totally mispronounced it, though.

Accent was on the wrong syLLAble.

[CBHagman]

60. Yeah, that was a shipwreck!

Aargh, our Keith does bump up against some linguistic challenges, though I have to say that John F. Kennedy's pronunciation of "Berliner" is the political nadir in my book, except for maybe anything George W. Bush has said in his entire life.

I'm an ex-ESL and -German teacher, BTW.

[Berry Cool]

63. He *said* it was a Protestant talking.

If there's anything Keith knows how to do, it's make fun of himself!

[Gogi]

109. Speaking of mispronunciations...

Sedalia is prononced with a long A sound in the middle syllable and a short a in the last syllable: Se(day)li(ah)
Earlier this month KO mispronounced Chickasha: it's Chicka(shay), not Chicka(shuh)

[crispini]

53. Wooooo! Beer on tap!

Literally! :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

66. And it's more kudos for the music crew

for timing Bruce Springsteen's "Glory Days" so that the last words you hear are:

"I think I'm gonna go down to the well tonight
Gonna drink my fill..." :rofl:

[bunny planet]

62. Let the weird weather begin.......

again. Awful, just awful. Today it was 71 degrees in NJ in March, that does not bode well for summer.

[SharonRB]

65. It was about 70 here, too, but it's going into the 30s tonight

with a chance of snow and tomorrow will only be in the 30s.

[crispini]

69. Yes, but global warming is fiction.

:crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:

[SharonRB]

71. Yeah, sure it is.

[bunny planet]

78. of course ' I know that'

Hiya Crispi!!!!!!
xoxox

[crispini]

82. Hey Bunny!

:hi: Been awhile since I saw you in the thread! Nice running into you! :hug:

[bunny planet]

90. been 'working hard, its hard work.'

Hey, I can just keep doing outtakes of Bushisms and post those ad infinitum.
but why would I want to.

[WolverineDG]

79. I wish it were only 71 here

we got up to 100 yesterday! :wow:

dg

[bunny planet]

85. oh no, that is just brutal. That isn't normal for March, even in Texas.

Is it? I've never been there. It is very warm in Mexico, even in March though, but not 100, there's the breeze.

[WolverineDG]

103. We usually don't hit the century mark

until May. It's supposed to be a bit cooler for the next few days, but after that, it looks like we're going straight into summer.

dg

[crispini]

64. Trying to outrun a tornado?

Never a good idea. :(

[Berry Cool]

70. I don't think I'm going to get anything out of this Sopranos stuff.

I don't get HBO and don't like too much gore.

[Berry Cool]

81. "I see a bad moon rising"

The staff is really on the music tonight!

[bunny planet]

72. oh, Maureen Stapleton died. Was she the sister of Jean Stapleton?

[SharonRB]

73. No, she wasn't.

[crispini]

74. Bwah! "Bad moon rising"

:rofl:

[Clark2008]

76. Hello all.

Sorry I'm late - it's been sick day.

My son just threw up all over the floor and, earlier today, I had to have an absessed back molar pulled out of my mouth. Just call me gappy (honestly, you can't see it and my teeth are so tight, that the removal of a tooth probably will give them more room to spread out a bit, which is why I did that instead of having it capped or bridged).

P.S. I am on some good drugs, though, which made cleaning up sickness easier. ;)

[SharonRB]

83. Hi, Clark

Nice to see you.

[Patsy Stone]

86. Hi, Sharon!

Late, but finally here. I'll have to catch the rerun. Soon, it's time for 24. :)

I think he's worn this tie before. Isn't it the same as the lavender one with the dots, only silver? This is his silvery outfit.

[SharonRB]

88. I don't remember it.

I like it, though.

I have to watch my Sopranos tape after this.

[Patsy Stone]

95. Then don't watch this story.

I think they're gonna tell you something you don't need to know yet. :)

[bunny planet]

87. vivi, the missing whippet, what a strange story.

Dan Brown took the idea from a book that was non-fiction and was soooooooooooooo boring it defies description. At least Brown made the Da Vinci code entertaining.

[crispini]

89. This has to be one of the longest WPITW segments ever.

:P

[SharonRB]

91. This is what he wrote his blog about today.

[Berry Cool]

94. Perhaps THE longest!

Don't hold back, Keith! Tell us how you REALLY feel!!!! :loveya:

Sorry about your troubles, Clark...

[ralps]

92. Today's 2nd worst person in the world is.... Mr Grove of NY Daily News

for taking Keith out of Context!!! Today's Worst Person is Katherine Thompson for that same column!!! LOL :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[bunny planet]

93. The Sopranos story better be up next, I have to go pick my daughter up

from her class at nine.

[bunny planet]

96. I'm still having Countdown interrruptus on this teevee.

It is beyond strange. I will have to call the cable guy to fix ONE channel.

[crispini]

98. It's the vast Right Wing Conspiracy

:tinfoilhat:

[bunny planet]

99. I hadn't thought of that.

I think you're right, either that or Falafelmort is messing with the NYC air.

[WestHoustonDem]

102. Me too! But on 2 out of 3 boxes in the house. Cable guy

scheduled for Wednesday.

[Berry Cool]

104. I keep tellin' you guys, you gotta stop getting your cable service from

O'Reilly's Cable Company and Bar & Grill. (Falafels Our Specialty! :9)

[bunny planet]

97. teevee says ' That was whack'

I can't watch this scend again. Yikes.

[bunny planet]

100. Gotta go disco ladies.

Hopefully I'll see you again tomorrow night.
Ciao

[bleever]

106. Your date is here:

[WestHoustonDem]

101. I love it when he closes with the number of days since

"Mission Accomplished" :loveya:

[Wetzelbill]

107. OHHHH I always come on too late

:(

For once, I am going to watch KO and be on the internets at the same time.


So did you hear Keith do that Mr. Rogers impression when the cats were on? "Meow, Meow, Meow... Good day King Friday!!!" My little brother had to clue me in on what he was laughing so hard at, haha. KO doing Mr. Rogers.

Brilliant I say!!!!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

108. Aww, I love Mr. Rogers.

In fact, I happened to catch part of the Neighborhood of Makebelieve today. And Henrietta Pussycat was the main character of the day. Meow.

[RevCheesehead]

110. I'll just add this note:

The reason you're not seeing me during the show is because I'm watching it on TV with Dad. He thinks Keith is really good, although he doesn't really "get" Oddball yet. But he especially likes the in-depth coverage and excellent questions Keith asks.

Look out, Keith - you've got another fan with a name similar to yours! :)