This is an official day of mourning in the ASTB...

[Berry Cool]

Gentlemen, I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but...

...it looks as if Bono is no longer going to be the only guy around with a wife named "Alison Stewart."

And we of the KOEB can only imagine what her choice of spouse will do for the lady's career.

Read it and weep:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/col/story/399566p-338546c.html

LOVE, CABLE-STYLE Congratulations to MSNBC anchor Alison Stewart, who got engaged to MSNBC vice president Bill Wolff in Jamaica over the weekend after less than a year of discreet dating.

What can I say, guys? Your only hope is that this report is as big a lie as what the Daily News wrote about Keith yesterday. Otherwise, better enjoy this face while you can...



...it won't be single much longer. :cry: :cry: :cry:

WARNING: The only thread guaranteed to cause more wailing and gnashing of teeth than this one will be the one in which we someday have to announce the sad news that Keith is...No. I don't even want to think about it. :scared:

[RevCheesehead]

1. Aw, how sweet!

Congratulations, Alison! :toast:

[Berry Cool]

2. Well, now we know why Keith had to work on his vacation this past week...

...'cause Alison was on vacation too! (Maybe they just couldn't get anybody else either!)

And when it's the VP of the network who's going on vacation with her...and he's proposing to her...you don't tell him he'll just have to change his plans because it's SPRING TRAINING!

Poor Keith! :rofl:

[Botany]

3. Doesn't mean we still can't have sex.

I think that is very big of me.

:rofl:

[Berry Cool]

4. Well, Alison would then have to be the judge of that.

:evilgrin:

Look on the bright side, Bot. You could say "It ain't over till it's over." In other words, until she walks down that aisle and the ring is on her finger, you've still got a chance.

(Why do I keep imagining I'm hearing "Mrs. Robinson" play somewhere in the distance?)

[Botany]

5. I will let her walk down that aisle ........

.... and get the big hunk of way over priced carbon on her finger and after 6 months or so
then i will make my move ...... Dr. Smooth is In!

She will never forget that weekend in the cabin overlooking Gull Bay ..... and @ the wrong
time .... and I mean wrong time..... she will yell out oh oh oh .... Botany you complete me .....

I might take her back. :rofl:



Sadly my true love is talking about Russ Feingold .... what does he have that I don't
outside of a Rhodes Scholarship, a 3.8 point @ Harvard, fame, money, and love of country.

[WolverineDG]

6. you don't love your country?

:shrug:

dg

[Botany]

7. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav EDV?

I noticed that after i posted ..... opps.

Too hard to edit bad writing.

BTW if you get a chance look @ the Rummy is nutz link i posted .....
as a legal eagle you might notice that the witness does not want
to answer the ?. And that really weird "screwing two light bulbs
@ once" motion.

[gkhouston]

8. I'm sure Alison would be willing

to let you have as much sex with you in the future as you've had with her thus far. ;-)

[Botany]

9. Her Loss

I pity to think what a sad and meaningless life she will have.
She might be drop dead gorgeous, rich, smart, and successful
but she will always have an empty feeling of not being w/ me.

I give her 6 months until she cracks and shows up @ my front door. :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

10. I, for one, concur and would like to congratulate you

on being so open-minded and willing to forgive. Shallow, but admirable.

I will take your lead and say, I too, would still be willing to sleep with...

Well, you get the point. :)

[Botany]

11. She needs to know how much she is loved.

Again I think it is very big of me.

[Wetzelbill]

12. that had to be a very HARD thing to do

:: groan :: I'll stop now. :)

[Janice325]

13. Oh, nooooooooooooo!!!!!! Is this really true???

I have such a crush on her!!!!!! Aw, heck.
Does anyone know anything about this Bill Wolff guy???
All I can say is that he better be really nice to her!
All in all, I'm happy for the couple to be.
Damn, they better feature her more, now. Why can't they get rid of Tweety, Rita, Jo, Fucker...errr...I mean Tucker and let her have her own show??? I mean, I do feel she is the "Queen of Snark."