KOEB for 3/15/06 Don't Forget Poll Land Show

[Botany]

Keep it up Monkey Boy ..... your days are #ed.


http://people-press.org/reports/display.php3?ReportID=271

Pew poll Incompetent is now the # 1 word that Americans use to describe bush :bounce:

[SharonRB]

1. Hi, Botany

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

2. And keep it up, Falafel Boy and Couch Boy!

A lot of boys are gettin' spanked tonight!

:hi: all! See you After the Show!

Man, either the makeup is really bad tonight or Keith IS sunburned!

58% disapproval! YEAAAAAAA! :applause:

[Patsy Stone]

3. Hi Bot!

Those are some impressive approval numbers, eh?

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

5. Oh, and keep it up Puffy Boy, too!

What a loser!

[Patsy Stone]

12. Did he really appear after 5 p.m.

for his dog and pony show today? Or was that his second appearance today? Nice work if you can lie all the time.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

42. He's a real snotty little shit, isn't he?

Not saying if there will be staff changes at the WH, but sniping at the changes at CBS.

:hi: Pats!

dg

[SharonRB]

8. Keep 'em coming

How low can they go?

Hi, Pats and everyone.

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

14. Do the Limbo Rock

How low can you go?

Hiya, Sharon! :hi:

[SharonRB]

17. Verrrrrry, verrrrrrry low!

[bleever]

43. If he gets below 32, will he freeze?

:hi:

[SharonRB]

44. We can only hope.

[bleever]

55. Even this guy would be a better president:

[Patsy Stone]

61. Or this one?

[bleever]

66. Heck, even this one:

[Patsy Stone]

51. I wanna see

all of him stick to a flagpole. :hi:

[SharonRB]

54. I'd be happy if only certain parts got stuck to a flagpole

Guess which parts?

[CC]

4. Hi Bot and Sharon

and anyone else that comes in while I slowly type.

[ralps]

6. Hi Botany, Hi Everyone, Cool Keith's going to air part of his Colbert

interview!! I'm sorry i missed you all last night. I was at the Mike Malloy talk at UW Whitewater. I've posted some of the photos in my Journal. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

I saw!

How cool that you met him. We missed you but you're here now. :)

:hi: ralps!

[Greylyn58]

7. Good Evening All

Keith looks to start his show with a bang tonight! :woohoo: Gotta love our Keith! :loveya:

:hi: Botany and my fellow KOEBers!!! :grouphug:

Wow!! Scotty gets snotty!!! :spank:

[SharonRB]

9. Gets?

Same old, same old. He's always been Snotty.

[Greylyn58]

37. That is true

but I can't remember him ever being so obvious and vocal about it especially when it draws a reaction from the attending news people.

[Botany]

10. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav EDV?

[Greylyn58]

11. WOOF! WOOF!

Sheridan likes you too!! :)

[ralps]

13. Yay for Markos/DailyKos & for Russ!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

15. Why Markos and not Skinner?

Huh?

[SharonRB]

18. Yeah, we need to get Skinner on TV.

That would be ab fab!

[WolverineDG]

19. Skinner doesn't have a book coming out

just a theory. ;)

dg

[SharonRB]

22. Does the Daily Kos guy have one?

I didn't hear all of it.

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

26. It was part of his intro

:hi: Sharon! How's things your way?

dg

[SharonRB]

28. Cold again -- and very busy at work.

It's either feast or famine for me. I had two or three very slow months and now I'm swamped again. It's like enrollment season all over again.

[SharonRB]

16. Nooooo

We can't wait two years. We want him gone ASAP.

And Clinton wanted censure -- it would have stopped the impeachment in its tracks.

[Patsy Stone]

32. It's a shame that no one will

perform oral sex on *. That seems to be the ticket to impeachment. :crazy:

[RevCheesehead]

92. Now just a minute there, Pats....

Just stop and THINK what you just wrote. :spank:
I wouldn't wish that on my worst repuke enemy.

[Botany]

20. I got an e mail from a friend on Kerry's staff today

He is on board w/ Russ too. Also talked to somebody on Dr. Dean's staff too .....
She was very nice and said that spine and backbone was words they like and have been
hearing a lot lately.


http://www.democrats.org/page/s/contact

a link to the DNC ask to speak w/ somebody on the Chairmen's staff about support for Russ.
Call your senators too.

[SharonRB]

24. I got Dean's e-mail today, but

Kerry seemed to be sidestepping when someone asked him about it. He's got to be on board. I'm counting on him, Kennedy, Boxer and a few others, at the very least.

[Botany]

29. Kerry is busy w/ ANWR

I have it on a great source he has Russ' back.

[SharonRB]

36. I hope so

But I thought he had our backs, too.

[WolverineDG]

31. I'm going to have some hard questions

for any Dem Senator who throws his/her hat in the ring in '08 but doesn't back this censure by Sen. Feingold, ESPECIALLY if they are on record as saying that what shrubbie did was illegal. :grr: DAMMIT PEOPLE, YOU HAVE TWO FEET, WOULD IT KILL YOU TO STAND UP FOR SOMETHING ONCE IN A WHILE???????

:rant:

dg

[Botany]

39. But Alberto said that the case law to make what * did was ...

.... secret because George Washington captured mail to the Brits in 1779.

You are dead right ........ bush broke the law ......... end of story.

BTW next time you have a so so person for your side that needs to take the
stand ask if he/she can skip the oath part.

[WolverineDG]

47. Oh, I'm just waiting to see that happen

One of my colleagues worked at the state government when gonzalez was there. he said he was a real snot, thought he was better than anyone else, was too good to be bothered to speak to anyone there. boy was he surprised to find out about his "humble origins" as a "migrant farmworker" when he was tapped to be the new atty general.

gonzalez should be disbarred, but that's not going to happen.

dg

[gkhouston]

94. I'm still wondering why Gonzales left the Air Force Academy

something not right there, and don't tell me it was grades. You don't transfer to Rice if you're having problems with your GPA.

[Patsy Stone]

56. Please

if Lincoln AND Washington illegally wiretapped, then why can't he? :crazy:

You can find someone, somewhere who will tell you anything you want to hear. It's easier, however, if you pay them or blackmail them to do it.

[SharonRB]

59. They had phones in Lincoln's and Washington's day?

Who ever would have guessed.

[Botany]

62. Washington just did phones ..

.... Lincoln spied on e mails. :rofl:

BTW as A.G. was talking about Washington I was screaming
That was before we had a Constitution and before he was President.

[Patsy Stone]

65. Oh, those picky details

And it may have even been before Thomas Edison and Alexander Graham Bell were born. It was some fancy kite string wiring that Ben rigged which allowed it to work. :rofl:

[SharonRB]

67. That clarifies it!

[Clark2008]

21. I have way too many chores for a woman on Vikadin.

:hi: all. Sorry I'm late (again). I have been listening.

But, I need to go make cookies.

[bleever]

34. Still hopped up on goofballs, eh?

:hi:

[Clark2008]

50. Hiya Bleev.

Yeah - I can't take them and go to work, so when I come home, I'm hurting.

I have cut them in half, so I can actually move, however. LOL

How are you?

[bleever]

58. I'm good. I hope your dental pain goes away soon.

Having to choose between having pain and having a brain is a lousy choice.

[Clark2008]

88. Yeah - I have more pain from an abrasion from the cutting

tool - I hope. I hope it's not dry socket, but, since it was an upper tooth, that's rare.

I do have the abrasion, though.

I've been swishing the good ole warm water and salt after every meal (not that I can eat more than one meal a day - takes me forever to eat), but I nibble and then I swish.

You've had some good posts, btw. Meant to tell you that. I read, but don't always have time to post. I do try to at least recommend when I can't post.

[WolverineDG]

23. Hi Botany!

Hi everyone! :hi:

wow, shrubbie's numbers keep shrinking, coleman is the latest rat to flee the ship. And Feingold has two Senators signing on to his censure: Harkin & Boxer.

dg

[SharonRB]

27. Yippee!

I knew I could count on Boxer -- I hadn't heard who the two were.

[SharonRB]

35. Think we'll all wind up in jail in New York in April?

[WolverineDG]

40. I hope not

I still don't have room in my budget for bail. :( But, you'll be with 2 lawyers, so maybe that will help. :evilgrin:

dg

[SharonRB]

46. That makes me feel so safe!

What I could really use is two doctors because I know how my feet are going to feel.

[WolverineDG]

49. Wear the Z Coils

No one's going to be looking at your weird shoes. ;)

dg

[SharonRB]

52. I plan to

But my feet still hurt after about a half hour of walking. Then I have to stop, rub my feet and start again. Those are what I wore to the museum in New York when we did all that walking.

[bleever]

25. Yay for KO for having Markos on, and taking the temperature

of the progressive blogosphere!

Or, "Plogosphere", as my new trademarked term describes it. All rights reserved. No parts may be used without the express written consent of Major League Baseball and this broadcast network.

:)

[Botany]

33. But is Bleever on the juice?

A Bleever Pond

[bleever]

48. No, not on the juice.

My shrunken genitals and back acne are completely natural.


:7

[Botany]

57. I thought it was from going to this:

"Dire Wolf"
Words by Robert Hunter; music by Jerry Garcia
Copyright Ice Nine Publishing; used by permission

In the timbers of Fennario
the wolves are running round
The winter was so hard and cold
froze ten feet neath the ground
Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
Please
don't murder me

I sat down to my supper
T'was a bottle of red whiskey
I said my prayers and went to bed
That's the last they saw of me

Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
Please
don't murder me

When I awoke, the Dire Wolf
Six hundred pounds of sin
Was grinnin at my window
All I said was "come on in"

Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
Please
don't murder me

The wolf came in, I got my cards
We sat down for a game
I cut my deck to the Queen of Spades
but the cards were all the same

Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
Please
don't murder me

In the backwash of Fennario
The black and bloody mire
The Dire Wolf collects his due
while the boys sing round the fire

Don't murder me
I beg of you don't murder me
Please
don't murder me

[bleever]

Okay, okay...not so natural.

But at least I enjoyed the ride!

(The parts I remember, at least.)



That's me, on the right.

[Botany]

64. Living on Reds, Vitamin C, and Cocaine

And all the EDVs can say is ain't it a shame.

[Patsy Stone]

70. And

What in the world ever became of Sweet Jane?

[bleever]

85. I don't know,

but I still have my sparkle.

[Patsy Stone]

86. :)

1) So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
2) The disembodied head of Homer is a bit freaky.
3) You're still the same to me.

[bleever]

91. If you've never seen this episode of the Simpsons, it struck me as

pure genius.

Whoever wrote it had definitely lived in Japan for a while. They really captured the zeitgeist of Japanese TV commercials. I laughed so hard I could have passed a toriyaki.

[Muffstser]

30. Hi, gang! Any mention of Lloyd Grove yet?

I'm curious to see if he responds to the latest snark go-round.

[SharonRB]

38. Not yet, Muff

:hi:

[Berry Cool]

41. I want to see him beat that man like a rented goalie.

Which is, of course, Keith's real catch phrase.

[WolverineDG]

53. Dontcha just love it

when someone takes stuff that may (or may not) have happened & blow it up all out of proportion? Very common occurrence, actually, although most of us don't have to see it printed in the scandal rags.

says the person who's known for saying "don't bother me unless you're bleeding" when working on a tight deadline.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

45. Robotic Koi?

Oy.

[SharonRB]

60. I'm getting really, really sick of all the baseball talk lately

Come on, Keith, give us some real news.

[WolverineDG]

68. and TomKat or KFed crap

the least he could do is throw in a random George Clooney pic. no need to say anything, just flash a pic of him. c'mon, keith, throw us a bone on this one.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

80. I was going to post the same thing

When I want to hear sports stories, I listen to sports programs.

[SharonRB]

84. Exactly!

[Berry Cool]

89. Baseball news IS real, people

and if you're going to ask Keith to stop covering it, you might as well ask the man not to breathe.

[SharonRB]

93. As far as I'm concerned, it's right up there with

TomKat stories. I don't need to hear about it every night. There are way more important things to talk about.

[Muffstser]

63. Colbert Report!!!

That should be such fun. I'm watching it on the rerun tonight.

[SharonRB]

69. I watched my tape just before the show.

It was funny.

[Patsy Stone]

74. Still have to watch it.

And AI, too. :)

[SharonRB]

77. I watched the second half of AI with my daughter

There were a lot of good performances in the second half.

[SharonRB]

71. I love that Keith is reporting about Keith

[Muffstser]

72. Self-punking! Perfect!

They did a great job on his hair.

[Patsy Stone]

73. Wow, Keith! Mr. All About Me!

Big Pimpin' himself. Ah, :loveya:

But enough about me. Let's talk about you. What do you think about me? :rofl:

[Clark2008]

75. "Comedian" Rush Limbaugh....

:rofl:

First it's O'Lielly... who smells that he's going after Rush Limballs, next. :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

76. El Drugbo: WPITW!

Keith, your O'Lielly impression and your Rush impression are morphing together.

[SharonRB]

78. Well, they may as well be the same person.

[SharonRB]

79. Much better job pronouncing chutzpah than he did with

hamantaschen the other night. He even got the chuch right!

[Patsy Stone]

82. Again, however,

the emPHAsis was on the wrong sylLAble. Not too bad at all though. I love hearing him speak Yiddish no matter how badly he butchers it.

[Muffstser]

81. Oh, I love Michael Musto.

I want TomKat to go on, only for Musto's snark.

[Patsy Stone]

87. As long as there are Scientologists

and stupid celebrities, Michael's got a gig. :hi:, Muff.

[Muffstser]

83. I hear Keith Snorting!

Hate these stories? Yeah, right, SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE ya do.

[Berry Cool]

90. I'm convinced he likes 'em.

They give him an excuse to snark on stupid people...and he loves an excuse to snark on stupid people. He might as well admit it.

I love to watch him snark on stupid people, too. You go, Keith! :loveya: