New "Cable Quotables" Column up at Jossip!

[Muffstser]

Hi, gang! Jossip just posted it:

http://www.jossip.com

Here's my full, unedited version:

"The pinks and limes and the salmons and taupes, all of those." Describing Katherine Harris' "colorful" political base, Rita Cosby, "Hardball," March 24, 2006

"This lifestyle, it reminds me of a lot of movies like "Carnal Knowledge," where the guy wanted it the same way every time—remember him—with the prostitute." Comparing Dick Cheney's demands to his fave movie, Chris Matthews, " Hardball," March 24, 2006

"And I think people around, if you look like a quail, get out of the way, because clearly you want to abide by by his wishes." Giving advice on how not to be shot by Dick Cheney, Rita Cosby, " Hardball," March 24, 2006

"Chris, if I were Katherine Harris' financial adviser, I would tell her to take that 10 million (dollars) and invest it in a dog track down in Florida." Ron Regan, giving investment tips, " Hardball," March 24, 2006

"Uh-oh, I`m in trouble. But I already knew that." Nancy Grace, "Nancy Grace," March 27, 2006

"Readers. Um-hmm. National Enquirer has more readers." Tallying up the subscriber base for FHM Magazine, Keith Olbermann, "Countdown," March 27, 2006

"The trouble is, it's the weird faces he was pulling and he was doing it, you know? And the crooked bow tie." Simon Cowell, admiring Tucker Carlson's ability to stick a burning cigarette in and out of his mouth without burning his tongue, " Live and Direct", March 27, 2006

"And so that's what it was, they rigged it because they were afraid that Clay might be gay." Explaining the real reason Reuben Studdard beat Clay Aiken, Joe Scarborough, " Scarborough Country," March 27, 2006

"France is an entitlement state with guaranteed wages, jobs, retirement, health benefits, five-weeks vacation, retirement, on and on and on." Telling viewers why France sucks, Bill O'Reilly, " The O'Reilly Factor," March 28, 2006

"You didn't say not to say that. You never said not to say that . . . You never said that. If someone tells me not to say it, I don't say it." Proving his sanity to Naomi Judd, Larry King, " Larry King Live," March 28, 2006

"Is that why he is so angry? Is that the problem here? He's got too many toes?" Trying to understand why Lewis the Cat attacks Avon ladies, Keith Olbermann, "Countdown ," March 28, 2006

"Anyway, there's now guerrilla warfare at the St. Paul city hall, with people leaving chick-shaped Peeps and marshmallow rabbits all over the place." Fighting the "War on Easter" with bad candy, Bill O'Reilly, " The O'Reilly Factor," March 29, 2006

"You know, last night on your show, Nancy, as a Jew, I was told that I`m going to hell. As a religious person, Deepak Chopra insinuated I`m an idiot." Rabbi Shmuley Boteach, discussing the downside of appearing on Nancy Grace's show, " Nancy Grace," March 30, 2006

"I didn't know you had to let things cool before you put them in the refrigerator. Uh-oh." Making sure he never gets a dinner date again, Anderson Cooper, "Anderson Cooper 360 ," March 30, 2006

[gkhouston]

1. isn't Nancy Grace

the downside of appearing on Nancy Grace's show? :shrug:

[RevCheesehead]

2. "It'll kill ya"

Keith, sometime last year, (before Reeter showed up) about Nancy Grace.