News Flash! KO Wedding Shocker!!

[Berry Cool]

NEW YORK - Members of the Keith Olbermann Estrogen Brigade were horrified today to learn that the object of their affections had finally ended his days as a single man by marrying conservative she-beast Ann Coulter in a small private ceremony involving only a few family and friends.

"This can't be," wailed a Wisconsin fan known to Democratic Underground only as Rev. Cheesehead. "He HATES Ann Coulter. What is wrong with that man? Has he taken leave of his senses? Did she tell him she likes baseball or something?"

Because no news media were permitted to attend the ceremony, fans were forced to depend on grapevine gossip for details. Little was known other than that the bride wore a white eyepatch decorated with sequins and lace.

Word had it that the couple planned to spend their honeymoon touring ballparks across America.

"It's terrible," moaned another member calling herself BerryBush. "What that man will do to have an excuse to take a week off to watch games! Why couldn't someone have stopped him? We would have accepted him taking a vacation--but not for THIS!"

Worst of all was the rumor that best man standing up for Olbermann at the ceremony was none other than his arch nemesis at Fox, Bill O'Reilly.

"I refuse to believe it," cried a KOEB member known as "ralps." "This is just unreal."

Fans, however, remained stalwart. "I personally believe he has a BIG surprise coming to him on the wedding night," avowed BerryBush. "What do you want to bet he hasn't seen her with her clothes off yet? Yeah, I think he's in for a BIG shocker."

Keith Olbermann was unavailable for comment.

[RevCheesehead]

1. *snort*

:rofl:






*I* know what day this is! :evilgrin:

[Olney Blue]

2. Must have been a "shot-gun" wedding......

[RevCheesehead]

3. At the very least, a taser.

(insert gratuitous Countdown taser footage here)

[Olney Blue]

4. Happy Saturday night, Rev. Did you set your clock forward yet?

[RevCheesehead]

5. Not yet.

I hate this time change. It sucks to lose an hour. It's even worse when the time change falls on Easter. Sunrise service is too early, I tell ya!

Thanks for the reminder, though! :)

[Berry Cool]

6. Well, see. Now you guys all know why Keith married Ann yesterday

instead of some other day of the year.

He figured, if he's gotta have a wedding night with that wench, might as well make it an hour shorter if at all possible!

[CBHagman]

7. "I know all there is to know about the crying game."

That "BIG surprise" reference made me wish I knew how to PhotoShop Keith and Coulter into stills from The Crying Game. :evilgrin:

[RevCheesehead]

9. I bet ralps could do that for ya.

She's the one who gave us "Boyscout Keith" a few days ago. :)

[ralps]

11. Here's my Ann & Keith version of "The Crying Game"

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[crispini]

8. Bwah! Good one. nt

[Berry Cool]

12. LOL! The only thing missing

is the lacy white seqined eyepatch!

But I guess it isn't easy to find one of those to Photoshop in, is it? :rofl:

[ralps]

10. LOL Thanks BerryBush, Waaaa I wish I had seen this yesterday

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

13. the silver lining is it frees you all up for me

:)

[gkhouston]

14. nice to know you're not too proud

to take Keef's "leftovers". :7

[Wetzelbill]

15. psh.. leftovers

cream of the crop..... the dream team.. It's all semantics anyway. :)

[RevCheesehead]

19. Did I ever tell you, Bill,

that you're my favorite? Please don't tell Botany - he can be sooooo..... :loveya:

:rofl:

[Wetzelbill]

20. you communicated it through esp

:)

[Berry Cool]

16. LOL, at least you didn't call us

"sloppy seconds"! :rofl:

[gkhouston]

17. like you'd mind

if KO was the one who'd gotten you sloppy? :silly:

[spooky3]

18. An A+ for you!!!! hahahahah!!!

[Berry Cool]

21. Honey, I'd be sloppy for Keith anyway.

I'd be clean for Keith any day. Any way you want me, Keith... :rofl: