KOEB Meeting -- 4/12/06: More * Lies Edition

[Patsy Stone]

[ralps]

1. Hi Patsy, Hi Everyone, Awww Poor Bushie!! Caught Lying again!! edited to

add Cool Keith photo!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

2. Oops.

:hi:, ralps!

[ralps]

3. I added a comment about your Keith baseball photo

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

4. Seemed fitting, no? n/t

[ralps]

7. Yes & now Keith's bringing up all Bush's recent lies & Yay for John Dean

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

5. The "plahn" for Iran. LOL

This list of scandals is spectacular! I couldn't even list them fast enough. I hope there's a video clip real soon. And: John Dean! :loveya:

[Greylyn58]

6. Howdy All...

Keith is off to another great show. :) :woohoo:

:hi: Patsy and my fellow KOEBers!! :grouphug:

[ralps]

9. Hi Greylyn58 & Sheridan

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

10. He is kicking butt and taking names.

Hey, Greylyn and Sheridan! :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

8. Oh, Dean's pitying Scotty now.

:rofl: Compared him to Ron Ziegler! Oh, poor Scotty...

[CBHagman]

54. McClellan reminds me of the definition of chutzpah...

You know the one I mean: A kid kills both parents and then throws himself on the mercy of the court because he's an orphan.

Here's a section from today's White House press briefing, in which McClellan made the following comments:

"You know, I saw some reporting talking about how this latest revelation, which is not something that is new -- this is all old information that's being rehashed -- was an embarrassment for the White House. No, it's an embarrassment for the media that is out there reporting this. I brought up with some of you earlier today some of the reporting that was based off this Washington Post report. And I talked to one network about it, and they have publicly -- or they have expressed their apologies to the White House. I hope they will go and publicly apologize on the air about the statements that were made, because I think it's important, given that they had made those statements in front of all their viewers. And so we look forward to that happening as well."

Look forward to this, McClellan: Hell. Sheet of ice.

[Clark2008]

11. Gav says to tell everyone Happy Passover

:hi: all

[Patsy Stone]

13. Hi, Clark!

Nice to be here while you're here. It's been a while. I still need to read your thread about the honeymoon, but I'll bet you had fun.

[Clark2008]

16. We did.

I love my tan - why does something that is so bad for you (the sun) still make your skin, in the short-term, look smooth like melted buttah?

:hi: Patsy.

[Patsy Stone]

20. Happy Passover!

I forgot to return Gavin's good wishes. The scariest thing to me is that you don't see the harm for years, so I can't undo all those days without sunblock when I was a kid. It's true, everyone looks better with a tan -- except when it's orange. :)

I'll go check out the thread after the show.

[Botany]

23. Seder Time in the KOEB!

[Patsy Stone]

26. Why is this night different from all other nights?

Because dinner takes FIVE hours. :)

[Botany]

29. But when do those little sheds w/ the evergreenS & leafs

go up? I used to work in a Jewish area of town and was let known that
@ ..... 6:00 I had to be done and gone ..... and I was landscaping next door.

[Patsy Stone]

31. Octoberish

or, after Yom Kippur, whenever that falls (lunar calendar, changes every year). It Sukkot. You have to eat all your meals out there for 8 days. It's a harvest festival. So apropos in places like Miami Beach and Brooklyn. :)

[Botany]

34. As I remember some were very nice.

They had wood frames .... and were taken down and stored the rest of the year.
The roofing was always new and they had some nice furniture too.

[Patsy Stone]

42. Yep

there's a gigantc temple in my neighborhood and the congregation is so large they put one up in the parking lot.

http://www.jewfaq.org/holiday5.htm

[ralps]

14. i also would like to say Happy Passover Everyone!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :party: :bounce: :bounce: :toast: :toast:

[ralps]

12. If the Repbulicans lose congress in 2006 Georgie will have a very

difficult time!!!! Let's hope that happens. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Greylyn58]

18. From your lips to God's ear

I'm praying everyday for this because if we don't take back Congress in the fall we are screwed...and not in a good way!!!

[Botany]

15. What is up with *'s shoulders?

That little clip of him in front of the crowd.

Kinda a "turtle like" response short neck ..... shoulders up. to me it is like
he is telling me that he is lying again.

BTW :hi: all

[Patsy Stone]

17. Yes

and stress does that too. It's hard werk being evil. :hi:

[Botany]

19. Our diplomats with Iran

Kinda like sending in some teamster pipe fitters to do brain surgery.

[Patsy Stone]

21. And you *know* it's all BS anyway

even if Iran did everything everyone in the world wanted, the shmuck would still go in. The world needs to band together and make sure he doesn't. It's time for togetherness when it comes to stopping him.

[Greylyn58]

22. My aren't we a proud country

One has Helter Skelter eyes and the other looks like he forgot to wipe off his milk mustache.

:evilgrin:

[Botany]

27. True Bolton Story

He forced his first wife to go to swinger's clubs and have sex w/
different men. He would watch and play with himself. (in court papers
from her divorce) As a matter of fact she told him she was just going out
for coffee when she was in Vienna ..... got a cab to the airport .... flew back
to the U.S. .... and had family and friends meet her and move her out of thier
house in the NYC area,

That man is now our face at the UN.

[Greylyn58]

32. Oh lovely...n/t

[Botany]

36. I am sorry I forgot my manners

[Greylyn58]

38. Hehehehehe

Sheridan thanks you... yummy!!

[Patsy Stone]

33. Way proud to know that *this* guy is my best

chance for an administration sex scandal. Eeeeeew.

[Patsy Stone]

28. He still reminds me of the guy from Rocky and Bullwinkle:

[RevCheesehead]

50. That looks like a bastard child....

of a Hershey's kiss and a scrubbing bubble. :)

Come to think of it, so does Bolton! :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

52. Only you!

:hug:

[Patsy Stone]

24. Cicciolina!

LOL. She's Mary Carey's role model. :)

[Clark2008]

25. My breasts have only helped people...

[Botany]

30. LOL

Bin Laden Offered Sex In Exchange For Peace

April 12, 2006 10:58 a.m. EST

Mary K. Brunskill - All Headline News Contributor
Bucharest, Romania (AHN) - The most famous porn star in Italy, Cicciolina, is willing to trade sex with Osama Bin Laden for peace, according to a report from the AP.
The porn queen, 55, reportedly stated that it is somebody should do something to pacify the terrorist, claiming that she may be the right woman to make the effort.
At an erotic fair in Bucharest, Romania, Cicciolia said, "It is time someone did something about Bin Laden, and I am ready to do it...I am ready to make a deal. He can have me in exchange for his tyranny. My breasts have only ever helped people while Bin Laden has killed thousands of innocent victims.
She allegedly offered herself to Saddam in the 1990s if he would give up his Iraq dictatorship.
Cicciolina said that if Saddam had agreed to her offer "who knows what might have happened."
The socially conscious porn star, whose real name is Anna Ilona Staller, hopes Bin Laden will learn from Saddam Hussein’s mistake.


http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7003151287

[Olney Blue]

35. Hi Patsy, et al.!

I had to work late the last two nights. Nice pic of Keith!

:hi:

I wonder if Harry will be sent to Iraq.

[Patsy Stone]

40. Hi, Olney!

I also wonder. :hi:

[WolverineDG]

43. Prince Andrew went to the Falklands

Active duty, almost shot down once. He was being pressured by the Queen & the PM not to go because he was the 2nd in line (like Harry is now), but said he would go if his unit was sent & insisted that he get no special treatment. Hmm, so unlike the chicken hawks in charge today, huh?

dg

[Olney Blue]

46. Chickenhawks should not be in charge.

:grr:

[WolverineDG]

48. We tried, Olney

We tried. But don't worry. I think more people are coming to that realization. We were just a few years ahead of them.

dg

[Olney Blue]

49. So much lost blood and treasure to teach this lesson......

:cry:

[WolverineDG]

53. No kiddin'

but karmic paybacks are a bitch.

dg

[Olney Blue]

37. Paris is no Marilyn.

[Greylyn58]

39. Not to be mean

but, Paris is no anything. She is a manufactured celeb and wouldn't even be one if her sex romp tape with her then boyfriend hadn't been passed around.

[Olney Blue]

41. You aren't mean- you are honest.

O8)

[WolverineDG]

44. Heya Pats!

Did you leave the door open? Can't leave Elijah out in the dark! ;)

:hi:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

45. I haven't had any air conditioning for two weeks

I've left *everything* open. :hi:

[WolverineDG]

47. Oh no!

Hope the weather is cool enough so you can at least sleep at night. :hug:

I've had my air con go out too, in the middle of summer, no less. It's not fun.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

51. Yes, it's been okay

except for a few hot days. At least they were smart enough to do the repairs in April, and before hurricane season. :thumbsup:

[Gogi]

55. Wolverine meat!

Hey, claim a shoutout!