KOEB 4/18/06 I'm the Decider Edition!! + Katie Holmes Gives Birth

[ralps]

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

1. That's almost the tie!

But I deciderize that it isn't.

:hi:

[ralps]

4. Hi bleever, LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

23. What's up with KO and Rummy almost being twins!

[WolverineDG]

24. It's the Yankee tie!

Well, it looks like pinstripes to me. ;)

:hi: bleev!

dg

[WestHoustonDem]

2. Hi ralps, patsy, dg, everyone!

:grouphug:

[ralps]

6. Hi WestHoustonDem

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

12. Hi, WHD!

I hope Vanity Fair sells off the shelf. :)

[SharonRB]

29. Is it actually in the magazine or just on the site?

It sounded like it was just on-line.

Carl was fabulous! He said exactly what I've been saying for ages -- investigate everything!!!!

[Clark2008]

35. How can Carl still be so valiant and Bob Woodward be such

a shill now-a-days?

:shrug:

[SharonRB]

36. Hiya, Clark!

:hi:

I don't know, but I'll take Carl anyday.

[Patsy Stone]

49. It just shows to go ya

It's who you are inside that matters. :hi:

[WolverineDG]

18. Hi WHD!

:grouphug:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

3. Operation Save Rummy! LOL!

and poor Katie, L. Ron only knows what she's given birth to! Is there going to be a story about her placenta? :scared:

[ralps]

7. Hi Patsy

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

13. Hi there, ralps!

What agreat show so far, huh? He's hitting all the low points tonight.

[WolverineDG]

20. But that was a joke, dontcha know?

What a sicko Cruise has turned out to be! To even "joke" about that. :scared:

Poor kid! He/She/Xenu is going to be so screwed up.

dg

[Patsy Stone]

5. Very nice, Carl!

You tell it true. It's all been a pack of lies.

[ralps]

8. Yes Carl says it "We're in a war in the Wrong Country" & "We need to have

a Real Investigation" :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

11. He's making a lot of sense.

Good for him. The more people who speak out, the better.

[SharonRB]

31. Yeah, Carl

Carl :loveya: Bernstein!

[bleever]

10. Yes Lord! Testify, Brother Carl!

:hi:

[Patsy Stone]

15. Evenin', Brother Bleever.

That was a beautiful thing. :hi:

[bleever]

25. Evenin', Sister. I'm just full of the spirit.

Hallelujah, and amen!

:)

[Botany]

27. Yea, though your brother Bob has become a turd for hire, Brother Carl

doth speak the truth. And the truth shall set us free.

"A dispassionate look at an untenable situation because some people got in over their
heads and in some cases were less then truthful."

First Book of Carl Verse 10 ..... and he say it from the first church of Keith.



Come be Baptized in the waters of the Bleever Pond.

[bleever]

32. Yes, Brother Bob has strayed from the flock, and may be cast in the

pit of fire. Only baptism in the Bleever Pond, and a full confession of his sins can save him now.

So he's toast.

[ralps]

34. Hi Botany, are there any Bay Airs there??

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Botany]

37. Did I ever tell you that you are my Fav?

[ralps]

42. Awwww Cool Bay Airs Photo!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Botany]

56. Bay Airs are nice.

[Berry Cool]

81. If this is the first church of Keith

when do worship services begin? :loveya:

Oh, no need to tell me which minister is presiding. :rofl:

[WestHoustonDem]

9. Go Carl Go!

:bounce:

[ralps]

14. Yes Norah if the policies remain the same but just the people change

nothing will change. Bushs numbers will still keep going down!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

16. Ok, how almost had a heart attack

when Tweety kicked it to Dan Abrams?

:raises hand:

:hi: all!

dg

[ralps]

19. Hi WolverineDG, I almost had a heart attack when I heard the Special

Report music!!. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

21. Yeah, I almost got it again then too

:hi: ralps!

dg

[Clark2008]

38. LOL - I did too!

I thought we'd bombed Iran!

[ralps]

41. Hi Clark2008

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

63. Me!

I wonder if he tapes two endings?

[WolverineDG]

94. Yes he does

& most times you can tell it's a bad splice. I guess the whole Tomkitten story had them all working busily away & they just forgot to tape the 2nd ending.

dg

[Berry Cool]

80. I did!

I was offline during the show to watch and enjoy. :hi: all!

Yes, both the messed-up Tweety handoff and the special report struck fear into my heart!

[ralps]

17. For a moment when I heard the special report music I thought that Keith

was being interrupted!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

22. Hi, everyone -- I'm finally here -- Hubby was fixing the computer

for a change. Weird problems lately. Since can't log into the SBC-Yahoo browser. I'm using Firefox for the first time.

[ralps]

30. Hi SharonRB, I hope your computer problems get resolved

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

39. Hi Sharon

I don't know what they're doing with the browser. A couple of weeks ago, I couldn't sign in on it either, but later in the day, voila, I could. I think they're having to make changes because of the merger w/AT&T.

:hi: OMG, in a little over one week, we'll be in NYC again! :bounce:

dg

[SharonRB]

40. Were you not able to type in the boxes to sign in?

That's what's going on and it isn't just in the browser.

[WolverineDG]

43. I can't recall

but I do remember having trouble getting the browser to open at all that day.

dg

[SharonRB]

44. We can get it open, but we can't sign in, so it's pointless

[WolverineDG]

58. Hopefully, it will work again soon

who knows. :)

dg

[SharonRB]

60. We've been having other issues the last few days

The computer can't seem to read the CD drives unless it's in safe mode. So, of course, hubby is fooling with it and causing more problems. He had to totally reload Windows 2000.

We can log into the browser because our passwords are set, but once we get to a site we can't type anything in the boxes unless it's on a drop-down list.

[gkhouston]

89. YOU NEED FIREFOX 1.5.0.2 -- there's been a recent security alert

under the "help" button (far right hand side of the pull-down menus) choose "About Mozilla Firefox" and it will tell you which version of Firefox you're using. You need to update to 1.5.0.2 if you're using anything older than that (including basic 1.5). Until you can update, turn off Javascript.

[ralps]

26. Wow!!! Santorum mentioned on The Sopranos??? How bad can it get for

Santorum. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

28. Ricky's gonna be a young ex-Senator.

Soon, very soon...

[SharonRB]

50. I sure hope so!

[SharonRB]

33. Meadow (the daughter) was really ragging on Bush

She was great!

[Patsy Stone]

47. Oops!

I didn't see your post. :hi:

[Patsy Stone]

45. Meadow actually laid into Bush too

http://democrats.com/node/8603

It was great.

[SharonRB]

48. Yeah -- see my post.

I was going "Go, Meadow. Atta girl. It was wonderful."

Unfortunately, Carmen doesn't quite feel the same way. "If the president is doing it, it must be okay."

[bleever]

46. What the heck was that music at the end of Oddball?

And, humuhumunukunukuapuaa is mentioned in "My Little Grass Shack".

:thumbsup:

[Botany]

52. It is a from a south Pacfic love song

Cumon Iwanna layu

[bleever]

55. ROFL.

Walked right into that one.

Have one:

[RevCheesehead]

85. roflmao!

Botany, you slay me! :rofl:

[gkhouston]

90. he wanted to

leave off the "s". :7

[bleever]

51. Happy San Francisco 1906 Earthquake Anniversary!

I mean, not necessarily "happy", but, you know...

[ralps]

54. Gladys Hanson is doing a great job!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[gkhouston]

91. I had no idea one person was responsible

for correcting the death toll. Simultaneously appalling and uplifting. Gladys. :thumbsup:

[SharonRB]

53. I'm sure people trying to sleep just loved those sirens at 5:12 a.m.

[Berry Cool]

82. Doesn't it make you wonder, though?

Will this be our Katrina a few years from now? Will we look back and say "We knew it could happen...but we didn't stop it"? :scared:

[SharonRB]

57. Between the two, I'd much rather have the president who

can't control his privates.

:rofl:

[WolverineDG]

59. I bet

there's a lot of folks in that boat, Sharon. :rofl: I know I sure am! Just think: A President who can multi-task!

dg

[SharonRB]

61. And who can speak in complete sentences that actually make

sense and with words that are actually found in the dictionary.

[ralps]

62. Today's worst person in the world is.... Kimberly Williamson Butler for

keeping the Disney "New Orleans" photo but taking out the Disney garbage can. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

64. That line was way too easy

I knew he was going to use.

"Chicks and ducks and geese..."

[ralps]

65. LOL Special Report!! Tom Kitten's kid has arrived. She's named Suri

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WestHoustonDem]

66. LOL

:rofl:

[ralps]

68. Another special report- Suri means Princess in Hebrew??

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[WolverineDG]

73. I thought it was "Sarah"?

:shrug:

dg

[WestHoustonDem]

79. How come I didn't know that?

:shrug:

[Patsy Stone]

67. That segement was a riot.

I loved all the Breaking News openings. LOL!

The first thing we got was Suri alpaca. :rofl: They out Appled Gwyneth Paltrow.

[Patsy Stone]

69. All hail Suri Cruise!

LOL! I can't believe they ran that graphic.

[SharonRB]

70. Isn't it ironic....

that Brooke Shields and Tomkat would have their babies on the same day?

Brooke is probably no one is paying attention to her == she can maintain her privacy.

[Patsy Stone]

71. Wait! Rita's NOT in Aruba?

:shrug:

[SharonRB]

72. LOL -- Hubby just said

"What, you're not in Aruba?"

:rolf:

I'm off to watch my tape of "Big Love."

[WolverineDG]

76. Nah she's pissed because she couldn't cover it yesterday

She got preempted by some stoopid mayoral debate, you know, nothing important. :eyes:

dg

[WolverineDG]

74. Were you guys reading the bottom of the screen???

OMG :rofl: & tears running down my face! Damn, that was funny!

KO :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

75. I posted the same thing

sorta. All hail! :rofl:

[WolverineDG]

77. Who's Suri Now?

Katie Holmes on birth: " -------------------- -----------------."

:rofl:

Ya think someone got to vent a little frustration with this story? :think:

dg

[Patsy Stone]

78. 20 inches!

The baby is 20 inches! And that guest he had on, "Keith, I'm glad you're treating this with the respect(?) it deserves." LOL!

But he said "binky" again. Aww.

[Berry Cool]

83. This was a great show.

Started out with that fine Carl Bernstein interview (do you think it will really happen? Do you believe???) and ended with all the TomKat jocularity. Too bad they didn't update us on the fate of the placenta, though.

The biggest laugh Keith got all day was on Dan's show, which Dan was hosting live in a sports bar-restaurant in Dallas today. Dan brought up the issue of Tom Cruise claiming he planned to eat the placenta (yes, this is the kind of thing they talk about on Dan's SPORTS show), and someone pointed out that Live had a song a few years back ("Lightning Crashes") with the line "the placenta falls to the floor" in it. Keith then quipped that if the placenta falls to the floor, maybe no one should eat it after all...but then again, it IS supposed to be a clean room, right? "Does the five-second rule apply to placentas?" You never heard a room full of sports guys laugh so hard in your life.

[Patsy Stone]

84. There was a skit

that never made it onto SNL. It was called, "Placenta Helper". All day, I couldn't stop thinking about it. It's in this book, one of my favorite possessions:



I do believe. I never stopped believing. :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

87. That skit DID air.

I was with a group of friends, watching when it came on. The "ewwwwww" factor was off the charts.

[Patsy Stone]

96. Really?

In the book it has a "Censored" seal and an X in purple crayon with the word "cut" over the whole thing. The credits for writing, btw, go to Franken & Davis. :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

97. I think there were certain lines censored.

Believe me, when you've seen "Placenta Helper" live on Saturday Night, you DON'T FORGET IT. Especially with Gilda Radner.

:rofl:

[gkhouston]

98. Yeah, I remember it too. Great stuff.

I haven't read the book. Didn't realize they had one of the old scripts. SNL never was the same after those first few years.

[RevCheesehead]

86. We heard that!

Meow!

[WolverineDG]

88. The baby is 1/3 as tall as her father!

:rofl:

There was also one about confused alpaca farmers, but I forget the exact wording. :rofl:

Oh god, we need a :rofl: that includes tears.

dg

[gkhouston]

92. I didn't think 20 inches was unusual.

Heck, the munchkin was 19, despite being a month early. Now that the baby's hatched, Keith, can we STFU about it? I overloaded on this crap months ago.

[Patsy Stone]

93. It isn't.

But at that point in the story he was already bored of it and he said it like "here's another bit of info I'm supposed to pass on".

:hi:

[WolverineDG]

95. I think he pretty much got that idea across

to his producers. :rofl:

dg