KoeB 7/24/06 Darn it Keith's on Vacation!!!

[ralps]

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

1. I don't think it's gonna be Condi

brokering the peace. Call me Kreskin.

:hi:, to all and to the vacationing Keith.

Anyone wanna go post a "Yes, he's REALLY on vacation!" thread?

[RevCheesehead]

3. I thought you were gonna say...

that you were a real psych or something like that. :evilgrin:

[ralps]

4. Hi Patsy, IMO Condi's a complete joke!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[bleever]

9. I think the graphic reading "The Diplomatic Front" may be

a little tongue-in-cheek, as in putting up a good front with nothing behind it.

:hi: Kreskin!

[ralps]

13. Hi bleever LOL

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

14. An Army of One

I still don't get that either.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

2. Hi ralps!

And good evening, everyone. :hi:

You don't suppose Keith is watching us as we do tonight's thread, do you?

[ralps]

6. Hi RevCheesehead, Who knows??? If he is Please Keith wear one of the

ties we gave you!!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

7. Not if he has any sort of a life.

But, in case he doesn't:

:loveya:

Hi, Rev! :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

12. Ah, a proactive floaty heart.

:loveya::loveya::loveya:
That's for:
:loveya: when you're here
:loveya: when you're not (and we're missing you)
:loveya: just for the hell of it.

[bleever]

19. Keep your eyes open for new posters.

E.g., Kahuna_NY, SuspendersMan, No_Gluten_Please, or Woolly_Caterpillars.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

21. How about "Mr. Big"?

:hi: you surviving the heat out there?

[RevCheesehead]

5. Oh, it's Condi Tyler Moore.

I expect her to break into tears at any moment.... Mr. Gra-a-ant! :cry:

[Patsy Stone]

8. Stop that!

Leave my Mary alone. :(

[RevCheesehead]

15. We could cast the entire show, ya know....

With Ted Baxter, played by Falafelmort

[Patsy Stone]

18. Sue Ann Nivens = Kate O'Beirne

[RevCheesehead]

22. Chuckles the Clown = Karl Rove (or the Chimp)

[Patsy Stone]

23. Dude!

I would TOTALLY laugh at his funeral! Perfect!

Did you have a chance to see any of the World Series of Pop Culture on VH-1? A lot of fun.

[RevCheesehead]

26. Nope.

And before you ask, I still haven't seen Trekkies either.

[Patsy Stone]

85. Teams of three

Various categories. Grand prize $250K. The finals are Thursday. This should be us.

[bleever]

29. Oops, looks like I owe you a Coke.

Rita Cosby as Phyllis?

[RevCheesehead]

31. Well, they're equally annoying.

Who should be Rhoda?

[ralps]

40. Rita Cosby????

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

41. Nah, we've got her playing Phyllis.

Maybe Pickles?

[SharonRB]

46. Who can we get to play Rhoda?

[RevCheesehead]

49. I think Pickles would be Condi's friend.

Or if that's too "challenging," then maybe Linda Tripp.

[SharonRB]

53. I don't ever recall Mary and Rhoda going after the same guy

There could be some friction between Condi and Pickles.

[RevCheesehead]

56. I don't recall either of them having such bad taste, either.

But this is Repuke TV... the more disgusting, the better.

[Patsy Stone]

55. Linda Tripp!

:rofl:

I see Pickles as Georgette.

[RevCheesehead]

59. OMG! You're right!

But that would mean she's secretly in love with Brillo-man. :puke:

[Patsy Stone]

71. Are you so sure she's not?

I have no proof of that. :)

[ralps]

47. Pickles would be good

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

54. Annthrax Coultergeist? n/t

[SharonRB]

60. She could play Sue Ann Nivens.

[RevCheesehead]

61. She and Kate could share the role.

Like the two Darrin Stevens.

[Patsy Stone]

74. Rhoda AND Brenda.

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

79. And Phyllis Schafley as their mother, Ida.

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

81. ROFLMAO!

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

82. If she's not available, then I'd suggest Jean Kirkpatrick.

[bleever]

24. Chuckles the Clown as *.

If only an elephant would step on him...

[RevCheesehead]

30. A little song, a little dance....

a little seltzer down your pants....

:evilgrin:

[WolverineDG]

100. NOOOOOOO

Ted had a heart. Otherwise, Georgette would have dumped him.

dg

[WolverineDG]

99. I'd buy Condi Ann Nivens

before I'd consider Condi Tyler Moore. :)

:hi: all. Still on vacay (sorta) due to crappy weather delays in Houston! :grr: :grr: :grr:

But at least my bag made it home!

dg

[ralps]

10. I wonder how long Mrs Greenspan will continue to be a reporter????

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[SharonRB]

11. Hi, ralps and everyone

How is everyone tonight?

[Patsy Stone]

16. Hi, Shar!

I saw your great news! How wonderful! I'm sorry, I still love JK; so sue me.

:hi:

[SharonRB]

27. I do, too, especially after meeting him

Of course, the Big Dawg is still my first love. It was a very exciting day for me.

[Patsy Stone]

No doubt.!

During the campaign, they were here together. It was right after Bill's surgery. As a strange coincidence, I looked up on the stage, and my cousin was one of the roadies. Bill shook each of the roadies' hands and thanked them.

:loveya:

You're a very lucky girl! :bounce:

[ralps]

17. Hi SharonRB, I'm doing pretty good, although I want some of Rev's Rain!!!

Please Rev send some my way!!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :cry: :rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

20. *my* rain?

It's just thundering a lot. We got some, but not much. :(

But I guess it's supposed to rain all week. Good. I don't want to mow.

[ralps]

25. Like I posted in your lounge thread someone dug up one of the plants

my landlord planted outside. I replanted it and wattered it. I hope it survives!! :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo: :cry:

[Berry Cool]

32. Hi, I'm depressed.

:hi: :cry: Keith's apparently not going to give us any LA shows this time, and you know what that means:

--DU'ers thinking he's been fired for giving the Nazi salute
--Olbermann Watchers spreading the rumor that MSNBC is ABOUT to fire him
--New posts from KarmaBites1 saying he IS a Nazi and quotes Mein Kampf "after the act"
--Jossip columns implying he SHOULD be fired

and God knows what else.

[RevCheesehead]

34. I prefer to think of it as getting a snark refill.

Because when he gets back, he's gonna be in great form. :)

[ralps]

35. Hi BerryBush, Well we'll just have to hang together

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

"Please, don't talk about me when I'm gone."

He's gonna be missed by a lot of people and mischief makers.

:hi:, Berry!

[WolverineDG]

101. My solution?

Ignore them all. Anyone who believes any of the above is nuts.

dg

[RevCheesehead]

37. Hi Sharon!

Boy, you had an exciting weekend, didn't you? :D
Are you still glowing?

[SharonRB]

39. Like a light bulb!

I can't wait until some of the big names come in for fundraisers for Nancy -- Obama,
Franken, maybe even Gore. Of course, none of them except for maybe Gore match the thrill of talking to Kerry. And Bill is the only one who would top them all. Now if I actually got to meet him in person, you'd really see some glowing.

[RevCheesehead]

43. OK, you can tell us....

Do you ask for their autographs?

[SharonRB]

50. No -- pretty much everyone there got photos taken

The only autograph signing I saw was that they both (Gov. Granholm and JK) signed autographs for a little girl of about 5 who was there with her mom. I'm sure if anyone had asked, they would have graciously signed, but no one did.

[Olney Blue]

51. OMG, I missed that! Linky?

[SharonRB]

57. I have a thread elsewhere in the clubhouse -- and in the Kerry group

There's a link to my photo album.

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=315x53066

[Patsy Stone]

28. 13 days?

Jeez Louise it seems like months since the Mideast blew up. Wow.

This week is gonna drag.

[RevCheesehead]

33. Actually, I think it's been milleniae (milleniums?)

July has crept along, hasn't it?

[Patsy Stone]

48. July has been deadly.

It's really time for it to go. In fact, for me, it could be mid-November -- at least the weather would be nice. :)

[SharonRB]

36. Oh, boy, the Big Dawg is coming up

But he needs to ditch Lieberman.

[ralps]

38. Let's hope that Bill Clinton talked to Joe about supporting who ever gets

elected in the Connecticut primary. :hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Olney Blue]

42. Hi ralps, and everyone!

:hi:

[ralps]

44. Hi Olney Blue

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

45. Olney!

How ya doin' tonight? :hi:

[Olney Blue]

58. I'm doing well tonight, thanks!

But the planet, it's not so good, I fear.

[RevCheesehead]

63. *sigh* I know.

I keep wondering if we'll wake up, and find we've been transported to some kind of alternative universe. Or wondering if I should just swallow the Red Pill.

[Olney Blue]

68. No, no , no- no RED pills.

Now a BLUE pill, well that's another matter......

[RevCheesehead]

69. But.. but... but the RED pill tells me everything is good.

Life in my own little terrarium.

[RevCheesehead]

52. Hey, Dick - where are your pom-pons?

We're going to stay until my portfolio is bursting at the seams...

[ralps]

62. If any of you all are in California, Barbara Boxer was in Connecticut

today campaigning for Joe Lieberman & here is a post with some video of her & Joe- http://ctbob.blogspot.com/2006/07/sen-boxer-and-sen-lieberman-today.html I would urge you all to watch it & Call her office!!!
:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Olney Blue]

64. I never get tired of seeing this clip of Timmy grilling Bolten on MTP.

[RevCheesehead]

66. Who slipped Tim the testosterone?

[Olney Blue]

88. Angela? He kept talking about murder.

[RevCheesehead]

90. Duh-duh-DA!

I love it when Jon Stewart does that. :D

[Patsy Stone]

92. But, now Tony sez, "Eh, not so much."

:eyes:

[Olney Blue]

94. Phoney Tony baloney.

[Patsy Stone]

97. That's the FACT, Jack!

Er, Olney. :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

65. Tony Snow can dance all he wants....

But he's on the record. Back-pedaling isn't gonna take it back. Even if you think that using embryos is "the destruction of a human life."

Gee, ya think if George came clean on this in 2004, he'd still have enough votes to pretend he won?

[ralps]

67. Heck no!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

70. Golly, ralps.... you don't suppose he LIED, do you?

:wow:

[ralps]

76. Yep I think he did!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Berry Cool]

72. I'm happy for you, Sharon, just depressed for us on TV!

Oh well, KO's still on TV twice this week, let's not forget.

And Tony Snow was backpedaling like the little guy on the unicycle in the circus...and he's going to fall off...

[ralps]

73. No Bill Joe's not a "good" Democrat!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :grr:

[RevCheesehead]

77. I'm not so sure he's a Democrat at all.

Especially if he decides to run as an independent.

[Patsy Stone]

78. I don't think so either.

But, if that's all I got to be upset with Bill Clinton for, I'll take him. :loveya:

[SharonRB]

Me, too, Pats

I won't let one issue turn me away from him. I can't agree with him on everything.

[SharonRB]

75. That's what I wanted to hear

He won't endorse him if he runs as an independent.

:loveya: Bill

[ralps]

80. Yay!!! Keith will be on the Jay Leno Show tomorrow!!!!

:hi: :loveya: :hug: :pals: :woohoo:

[Patsy Stone]

83. Because I watch too much television

Allow me to tell you that Miss USA's gown was designed by a contestant from Bravo's Project Runway reality show.

That is all.

[RevCheesehead]

84. Did ya see the screen caption?

"Drama Queen". Clearly, they're sending us signals again.

[SharonRB]

86. Yeah, I saw it

:rofl:

[Patsy Stone]

87. Ah... Turned off Rita just in time.

Spectacular.

[RevCheesehead]

89. That's not fair.

I thought we were gonna be rid of her... or at least maroon her on the prison lock-up stories.

[Patsy Stone]

91. Like an amazingly grating penny

She keeps turning up.

[RevCheesehead]

93. you mean the green one with the gum on the back?

Yeah, I dump that at every chance I get.

[Patsy Stone]

95. That's the one

Or the black one with the unrecognizable white stain.

[RevCheesehead]

96. That wasn't in the pocket of the blue dress, was it?

:hide:

[Patsy Stone]

98. Yeah...

You'd BETTER duck!

:rofl: