KOEB Tuesday 5/31/05

[Patsy Stone]

:loveya::loveya:

[SharonRB]

1. Oops -- I'll delete mine, Pats.

[Catchawave]

17. I waited tonight....LOL

Hi Everybody :loveya: :grouphug: :loveya:

[Clark2008]

2. Damn, Keith looks beautiful tonight!

What's up with the background? Is he at 30 Rock?

[Catchawave]

22. Great background tonight indeed !

Keith looks sooooooooo metrosexual'licious on my KOTeeVee :) What a handsome rascal he is indeed :loveya:

[Berry Cool]

103. Oh, did anyone else notice...

...this was a night for the horn-rimmed glasses, too...first I can recall seeing of those in weeks.

[RevCheesehead]

3. Hi, Patsy.

Nice pic there. :)

[Patsy Stone]

5. I loooooove this outfit.

As if "Deep Throat"'s identity wasn't enough! :loveya:
It does look a wee bit like a stockbroker though, but whatEVER!

:loveya::loveya:

[SharonRB]

6. WTF - John Dean doesn't believe it was Felt?

I really like the color of Dean's tie.

[Patsy Stone]

7. And Liddy just blamed Dean on Tweety's show...

Round and round she goes...

[Clark2008]

11. I don't know that I believe he is, either.

I'll wait until Woodward and Berstien say so. Felt has Alzheimer's and Dean's making some excellent points about the info Felt would not have access to.

Besides, I always thought it was Kissinger.

[SharonRB]

13. I thought earlier today Woodward did confirm it

[Clark2008]

19. I don't know... I was too busy at work

This is the first I'm hearing post-Felt declaration.

[Catchawave]

31. I thought it was Bob Dole.....

:tinfoilhat:

[Clark2008]

34. Or Poppy Bush

:tinfoilhat:

[RevCheesehead]

37. Or even Bar

:tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat::tinfoilhat:

[Patsy Stone]

39. LOFL!

That's a theory I can get behind! No TFH needed. :)

[RevCheesehead]

46. chain smoking, whiskey-chugging, foul-mouthed....

Yup, I'm sticking with my original suspect. :tinfoilhat:

[Patsy Stone]

78. She's toooo much!

Oh! To have been a gorgeous fly on the wall for some of those "What are we gonna do about our idiot son?" sessions. :)

[crispini]

45. Eh -- this tie isn't doing it for me.

I'm not too thrilled with the pattern. :hi: Hi Pats!

[SharonRB]

4. How are you tonight?

It's been quite the news day. The show should be a lot better tonight.

[Greylyn58]

8. Howdy All

Checking in for the Tuesday night snarkfest!! :evilgrin:

:hi: my fellow KOEBers!! :grouphug:

:yourock: Keith and I :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:

:woohoo:

[RevCheesehead]

9. I think the fack that both Woodward and Bernstein

issued their own "non-denial/non-confirmation" speaks volumes.

Did Felt continue in the FBI after Nixon went down?

[Catchawave]

44. But they did confirm it after their initial neutral statement?

Gads, Pat Buchanan sounds like my husband....thinks Deep Throat was very dishonorable and shouldn't be treated like a hero :sigh:

[RevCheesehead]

52. Pat understands "loyalty" in the neo-con way.

Ask no questions, always obey orders. The ones at the top have everything under control.

Your husband? Really? :scared:

[Catchawave]

72. Yep, Mr. Catch is a warhawk and was one of

Nixon's biggest supporters ...and Reagan's....and the Bushies. Also has a Viet Nam Vets Against Kerry bumper sticker on his car.

We've had a tough year, needless to say! :banghead:

[RevCheesehead]

85. hoo-boy.

I'll be praying for you, sweetie!

[Catchawave]

105. Thanks from the "trenches"....heh...and

What's funny, the ONLY Dem he has ever LIKED is John Edwards, go figure?

[SharonRB]

95. So your house must be like the

Carville household. I don't know how those two do it. I give you a lot of credit -- you must have a very strong marriage. I'd go nuts if I had to live with a Republican -- politics would be off limits and that's very difficult to do.

[Catchawave]

99. Obviously we don't talk politics very much....

...and yes, it's always very Carville'y when we do.

I'm so glad I have DU :bounce:

[Berry Cool]

77. Just in case anyone missed it when Keith said it...

...Woodward & Bernstein have confirmed, and are now in seclusion together, assumedly banging away on their post-revelation story.

Wow, never imagined we'd see so much of Bernstein this year, eh? First it was all the Pope stuff, and now we're not gonna hear the end of him and Woodward for a long time!

[Patsy Stone]

141. More like filling in the few blanks in that book

they've been waiting to publish. It will, of course, be teased in serial format in the Washington Post out of loyalty. :)

[Berry Cool]

147. Hey, you bet.

Now that the gloves are off...let the book-teasing commence! And you know who will be first in line to buy it...a guy with funny eyebrows and glasses.

[Botany]

10. the news showed old tape of nixon going out to ......

..... the helicopter with the watergate news today.
2 thoughts
1. Bush needs to take a walk like that.
2. Bush and his thugs make Nixon look like a boy scout.
Nixon late in his life tried to talk to anybody about how fool
hardy it would be for "us" to be involved in a land war in the
mid east. And i hate nixon too but i would take him in a heartbeat
over Commandeer Cuckoo Bananas. At least he had a brain.

Where is the Washington Post & the NYTimes now?

BTW .... hello all

[SharonRB]

12. LOL, Botany

That's almost word for word what I told my husband the other day. I said, "I almost long for the good old Nixon days. He may have been evil, but at least he had a brain and understood foreign policy."

Hearing what little I did of blivet's press conference today made me gag. Why they insist on letting him out in public I'll never know.

[Botany]

20. * does put the dumb back into ....

..... dumb ass. I refused to watch or listen to any of his b.s..
I just can't take it. But Lord all mighty when did everybody
in the press get their balls cut off. No follow ups or asking him
about anything ......

all shithead does is mumble some canned phrase and stumble
from one faux pax (SP????) to the next. He looks like a boy who did
not do his homework and gets called on in class.

[SharonRB]

27. I only heard the little bit Ed Schultz

played on my way home today. Even he said "I haven't heard this before. I can only stand to listen to so much at a time."

It was a clip where he was talking (mumbling?) about the "culture of life." He had no clue what he was saying. He just kept stumbling all over his words, doing a lot of um, uming. I just want to hurl when I hear him.

[Patsy Stone]

43. And also looks irked to have been called on at all. :) n/t

[RevCheesehead]

14. I totally agree

Nixon was a foe, but he did have at least a shred of honor. (he resigned.)

Hi, Cuddles :hi:

[SharonRB]

16. CCB isn't smart enough to resign

[RevCheesehead]

21. When I lived in NC,

there was a bank called CCB. :scared:

How are ya, Sharon? Did Woodward confirm? I missed that.

[SharonRB]

23. Just fine, Rev

I think KO just said it, too, that Woodward and Bernstein, after waiting a while, confirmed it.

Ooh, I don't think I'd put my money in CCB, given what it now stands for.

[Botany]

29. Hi Cheese ......

...... At least Nixon knew about geopolitical thinking ......(evil as he was)
CCB is lucky he does bleed to death when his unit gets caught in his zipper.

[RevCheesehead]

30. Does he even know HOW to think?

And does a codpiece bleed? :evilgrin:

[Botany]

49. Any ?s about CCB's thought process can be answered by ....

"There is something healthy about people campaigning, saying, this is what I'm for. President ran on a peace platform. You know, maybe somebody will run on a war platform -- you know, vote for me, I promise violence. I don't think they're going to get elected, because I think Palestinian moms want their children to grow up in peace just like American moms want their children to grow up in peace. As a matter of fact, I think the people that campaign for peace will win."
-- Himself excluded, of course... White House, May 26, 2005

Out of 290 million we get him?

[SharonRB]

55. Blech!

[Botany]

67. i tried to read this on Steph's show ...... last week .....

.... but stumbled badly ...... I mean I know I but the Duh back in UMMMM
and the Stew back in pid but ...... I just can't read that crap without stumbling.....
it is mind numbing in it's complex idiocy.

[RevCheesehead]

61. I know, I know....

I keep thinking, "of all the sperm that night, his was the fastest one there???"

(apologies for the graphic image)

[Botany]

82. Maybe between pappy's nazi sperm & .....

..... and Babs hitting the scotch ..... he was born "not the brightest light
on God's Xmas tree."

The coke & booze didn't help either.

[Berry Cool]

86. Yeah, Rev, that was definitely a "thanks for THAT image!" moment!

I think I need to go take a shower!

Hey Rev, did you notice Alison is supposedly going to produce an explanation for the Cheese Roll? Could there possibly BE such a thing? :-)

[RevCheesehead]

89. One does not EXPLAIN Cheese...

...one EXPERIENCES cheese. O8)

[bleever]

127. Just one?

:shrug:

:)

[RevCheesehead]

135. Ok, I should have said "Men"

I was trying to be inclusive, but in this case, what the hell... :evilgrin:

[Berry Cool]

80. Nixon only resigned, though, because his political base was gone

and he knew it.

The bliv might do the same...then again, he might not be smart enough to know how to quit when he's behind.

[ewagner]

94. Nixon knew who

he was......knew where he came from and the consequences of his actions

Dubya on the other hand, thinks he's on a mission personally assigned by God and doesn't have a clue about the consequences of his decisions....

hmmmmm......isn't that one of the definitions of mental illness?

[RevCheesehead]

98. AHA! Another lurker revealed!

Hi, Ed!!! :hi: Welcome, officially, to the KOEB. :loveya:

[ewagner]

102. Rats!!!!!

exposed for lurking.............

actually enjoy reading the threads....love the comments... :hi:

[RevCheesehead]

107. Every once in a great while, we are graced with the presence

of the fine men of Wisconsin. ClassWarrior comes by; and even dear Bleever used to vacation in WI during the summers of his youth.

I keep telling people, WI is truly God's Country!

[Berry Cool]

108. Yes, welcome, Ed! I fear you may be right, too...

The biv, like some misbegotten Blues Brother, has convinced himself that he's on a mission from God. Therefore, it doesn't really matter whether or not he destroys everything in his path in order to accomplish it. *sigh*

[Patsy Stone]

15. Nixon is positively quaint now

and that's scary.

Yes. Bush needs to take a walk like that.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

24. Yes.

Quaintly dead. :evilgrin:

[Clark2008]

26. A long walk off a short pier... n/t

[Botany]

35. No send him out w/ his chainsaw and no help ......

..... make sure it starts on the first pull .....

Would you even hire him to cut your grass?

[SharonRB]

47. I wouldn't hire him to clean up after my dog

...even if I still had a dog.

[Berry Cool]

88. Nixon only seems quaint now, with the passage of time.

At the time he was in power, I'm sure people who despised him felt the same way about him that we do about you-know-who. The fact that he was still in charge and doing as he pleased was not the least bit quaint to them.

[Patsy Stone]

96. He was bad

to be sure. In retrospect, however, he was a smart, paranoid man. The current occupant of the WH is not smart.

[Berry Cool]

110. So, which is scarier...

...a smart, paranoid man who does what you would not wish him to do...or a stupid, clueless man who thinks everything he does is all right because he's on a mission from God?

[RevCheesehead]

112. That there's what we call

a rhetorical question, right? :)

[gkhouston]

151. give me the smart, paranoid man any day of the week.

blivet** could literally get us all killed. If I had a choice between 3.5 years more years of blivet** and 3.5 years of Nixon risen from the grave, I'd take Nixon in a heartbeat. He was a paranoid son of a bitch and not exactly my favorite flavor, but he could look a fact in the face, which is more than I can say for cuckoo-bananas.

[RevCheesehead]

100. During Watergate, we put a bumpersticker on our car:

"Don't blame me - I voted for McGovern." I was soooo proud of my parents!

After a couple of weeks, Mom decided to take it off, because she didn't like the dirty looks people were giving her.

[bunny planet]

129. I lived through Nixon. We had a big party the night he resigned .

(I was 12 of course)
He was a nogoodnik for sure but the major difference was he did not have control of the media and the Congress. Big diff.

[Patsy Stone]

131. Hi, bun.

My cousin worked her ass off for McGovern and was devastated when he lost. I was young, too, but I remember the hearings and all the hubbub.

Nixon only wishes he had the BFEE's control.

[Botany]

32. You are right Patsy .....

..... Vietnam, Laos, and Cambodia might one day shrink in
comparison to the crap CCB has got us into in Iraq. No need to
go and sneak into the US for a Jihad ..... we will send you Americans
to kill to your neighborhood.

What a blithering fuckwad ...... and I am sorry to all blithering fuckwads
for the comparison.

[bleever]

70. LOL Botany.

"What a blithering fuckwad ...... and I am sorry to all blithering fuckwads for the comparison."

:rofl:

[bunny planet]

126. Yes, Where is our 'Deep Throat' when we need him or her?

Maybe this will inspire someone to come forward with information to nail the blivet with once and for all. The thing about the Felt official story that gives me some hope, if it's true, is that he supposedly felt the FBI was being set up to take the heat for things and being asked to cover up things that were not honorable. Our present day FBI is rumored to be about to be set up for any number of things by the Pentagon and DOJ. They might not like that now any better than loyal FBI men liked it in Watergate times. Colleen Rowley was plenty pissed when her memo about
Zacharias Moussawi was ignored. There have got to be lots of FBI that feel they've been scapegoated and shat upon by this administration.

Speak up. Please. Better yet, get us some proof.

[RevCheesehead]

18. Dean is the only one I have respect for

Never trusted the others - especially Liddy and Colson. I think Colson drank the Fundie Kool-Aid.

[Berry Cool]

90. I can never look at Liddy (and he was on with Tweety tonight)

without thinking of the SCTV version of "Will," in which G. Gordon is depicted as ordering various rat delicacies for his takeout lunch. (The dessert: "Apple Brown Ratty.")

[RevCheesehead]

115. If I'm not mistaken, that was a Python sketch, too...

"what's for dinner?"
"Rat."
"every day it's the same thing, rat this,...."

"Rat sorbet, rat pudding, rat-strawberry tarte..."

[Berry Cool]

121. I thought that was "Spam"...

:rofl:

[RevCheesehead]

133. Nope - it's the "Dead Bishop" sketch.

Title: Dead Bishop
From: Monty Python's Flying Circus, Taken From Album
Transcribed By: unknown
Edited By: Adam Fogg


Mother: (turning off radio) liberal rubbish! Klaus!

Klaus: Yeah?

Mother: Whaddaya want with yer jugged fish?

Klaus: 'Alibut.

Mother: The jugged fish IS 'alibut!

Klaus: Well, what fish 'ave you got that isn't jugged?

Mother: Rabbit.

Klaus: What, rabbit fish?

Mother: Uuh, yes...it's got fins....

Klaus: Is it dead?

Mother: Well, it was coughin' up blood last night.

Klaus: All right, I'll have the dead unjugged rabbit fish.

Voiceover: One dead unjugged rabbit fish later.

Klaus: (putting down his knife and fork) Well, that was really 'orrible.

Mother: Aaw, you're always complainin'!

Klaus: Wha's for afters?

Mother: Rat cake, rat sorbet, rat pudding, or strawberry tart.

Klaus: (eyes lighting up) Strawberry tart?

Mother: Well, it's got *some* rat in it.

Klaus: 'Ow much?

Mother: Three. A lot, really.

Klaus: Well, I'll have a slice without so much rat in it.

Voiceover: One slice of strawberry tart without so much rat in it later.

Klaus: (putting down fork and knife) Appalling.

Mother: Naw, naw, naw!

Son: (coming in the door) 'Ello Mum. 'Ello Dad.

Klaus: 'Ello son.

Son: There's a dead bishop on the landing, dad!

Klaus: Really?

Mother: Where's it from?

Son: Waddya mean?

Mother: What's its diocese?

Son: Well, it looked a bit Bath and Wells-ish to me...

Klaus: (getting up and going out the door) I'll go and have a look.

Mother: I don't know...kids bringin' 'em in here....

Son: It's not me!

Mother: I've got three of 'em down by the bin, and the dustmen won't touch 'em!

Klaus: (coming back in) Leicester.

Mother: 'Ow d'you know?

Klaus: Tattooed on the back o' the neck. I'll call the police.

Mother: Shouldn't you call the church?

Son: Call the church police!

Klaus: All right. (shouting) The Church Police!

continued here: http://www.intriguing.com/mp/_scripts/bishop.asp

[Berry Cool]

148. I don't remember that one

but thanks!

Didn't actually have Liddy in it, though? Just rats?

[RevCheesehead]

150. Well, he's there implicitly

perhaps as "the one who croaked the Bishop" (although, I will admit to have had that same fantasy about certain Bishops).

[Catchawave]

25. My favortie KO pic Pats....

...goes with my sig line, eh?

[Patsy Stone]

50. Nice, catch!

Not sure if I've said hi!

[RevCheesehead]

28. Somebody should go wake up Sparky.

I think he must have dozed off again (with Jamie, of course!)

[gkhouston]

152. I think he's an anti-Bay Air

hibernates in the warm months. Seems like he started getting drowsy in the evenings as soon as spring arrived. I'm guessing he'll perk up when the leaves fall. He must be a contrary-hibernator or something. :-)

[RevCheesehead]

33. Is the ENTIRE show devoted to Deep Throat?

I mean, how much is there to say?

(no offense, Keith.)

[Patsy Stone]

36. He's a Watergate buff...

And he must be loving the chance to talk about it.

:hi: Rev!

[RevCheesehead]

40. you're probably right.

I wish someone would look into Iran-Contra with the same voracity.

[Patsy Stone]

56. And now he said it was a day off

So he couldn't resist.

:loveya:

[Berry Cool]

63. I had a funny feeling

I wouldn't be surprised if he's off the rest of the week.

I guess we should consider ourselves lucky that being the Watergate buff he is, he couldn't resist doing the first 45 minutes of the show anyway.

And I thought "There's gotta be a reason he's doing this from New York."

Anyway, now that Alison's taking over to call the bliv a lame duck, I'm here. :hi: Hi all!

[Patsy Stone]

68. Such an ass

SUCH AN ASS! I know I should be listening, but I just hear white noise. Cantstandya!

[RevCheesehead]

71. Hi berry.

Do you suppose there's a game tonight?

And, um, isn't Alison's blouse just a little bit too tight?

[Berry Cool]

113. The many Internets are our friend.

He may have been scooting out to catch the Mets tonight. They started against Arizona at 7:10. He'd only miss a few innings that way.

Yankees are away at KC.

Again, Keith, please...beware of subway doorways. :-)

[Clark2008]

66. Ha! This probably was supposed to be his Memorial Day

since he worked last night (sort of - LOL).

Sparky will be here, shortly. Ally-son is on.

[SharonRB]

91. It would work out great for me if he's off the rest of the week, since

I'll be gone. I'll miss you all while we're in New York. We leave very early Thursday morning and will stay at the airport here Wednesday night. We'll be back late Sunday night.

If I run into KO, I'll send him your love.

[crispini]

97. Girl! If you run into KO...

tuck 'im into your suitcase and it's back to Gull Bay with the man! ;)

[Berry Cool]

114. Agh, she won't miss us THAT much!

I'm sure she'll be happy to keep any such "souvenirs" to herself!

[SharonRB]

116. I'd probably have to buy an extra suitcase

Mine are usually packed to the gills!

[RevCheesehead]

119. No need -

that is your chance to exchange your hubby for Keith. :loveya:

[SharonRB]

125. ROFLMAO

Then you'd all have to watch my husband doing Countdown every night and somehow I don't think you'd be very happy with that. At least it would put him back to work, though!

[Patsy Stone]

128. Please do

And promise you won't scare him, okay? :)

Have a great time! :toast:

[bleever]

73. He looked really excited to be doing the story.

:hi:

[RevCheesehead]

79. Bleever!

I'll bet your kind of relieved to be off the Deep Throat list. :hi:

[bleever]

123. I wasn't in position to have access to much of that information,

as a 12-year-old in Illinois at the time.

If they'd printed it in "Boys Life" I would been all over it, and did in fact catch a lot of it on TV.

But I'm flattered I was on your list, Cheese.

:)

[RevCheesehead]

You are on almost all of my lists, Bleev

of those who are "in the know."

So, we're about the same age, eh? Figures. ;)

[Berry Cool]

117. This has got to have been one of the most exciting days of his career.

Funny thing is, I bet he feels strangely empty afterward...because the mystery of three decades is over!

[bleever]

120. Or...is it????

Keef isn't convinced, and he ain't the only one.

Nixon rising out of the grave to doom the BFEE?

Banquo's ghost, anyone?

[Patsy Stone]

122. How cool would that be? :) n/t

[bleever]

130. Nixon was Darth Vader, met his defeat, and was returned to the Good side

of the Force, where he then uses his powers to bring down the evil Emperor, the demon-spawn son of his betrayer.

Bwahahahahahah!!

:popcorn:

[Patsy Stone]

136. Well,

since Lucas is done, I guess it's all up to us then. :)

[bleever]

138. You're right! Episode VII: The Revenge of Darth Trickius.

Sock it to me!

[Patsy Stone]

140. Episode VII

Wherein the Dark Side has taken over the universe. There is only one source of information, there is no chocolate pudding. I'm talkin' bad.

At the height of its power, there is a strong tremor in the Force, waking those who have turned to evil as well as those proud few who still fight for good.

Darth Trickius, with help from a few loyalists still in positions to primitively hack into the communications systems, broadcasts a message many years after his death. It was caught in a vortex and was spit up on a small planet in a forgotten section of a tiny galaxy.

The message was simple, "Barbara was Deep Throat! She took all the pudding, too."

And the people rose up and with sticks and stones and all sorts of cool space gizmos cast the devils out.

Then they partied.

ed:sp (me?)

Fin

[RevCheesehead]

142. That reminds me of the SNL sketch

on "It's a Wonderful Life" - where the people of Bedford Falls find out that Mr. Potter stole Uncle Billy's deposit at the bank, and beat him senseless.

You could make Leia the one to kick CCB's ass - he would just hate being taken down by a woman!

[Patsy Stone]

143. But then who would battle Bar?

I think we could do some fine business if we had a catfight. :)

[RevCheesehead]

144. When you're right, you're right. n/t

[bleever]

145. Sheer and utter genius.

Complete and whole.

Brava!

[Berry Cool]

149. Sure enough, he has found the mystery within the mystery.

I expect this will keep him occupied for quite some time to come!

[SharonRB]

42. It's another divertor!

It will keep everyone from talking abou the blithering idiot's press conference (on the other hand, maybe it will also keep them from talking about Paris Hilton's engagement),

[Greylyn58]

38. Get over yourself Buchanan!!!

This man saved our country!!!

[crispini]

41. Hi Ladies!

:hi: I'm here for the last half of the Deep Throat Special! How fun is this!

[SharonRB]

51. Hi, Crispini

This definitely is fun.

[crispini]

54. Hi Sharon!

Oh, interesting, Alison takes over the last half of the show.

So Keith's not in Secaucus? Interesting. Wassup with that?

[Berry Cool]

69. Actually, it's the last 15 minutes, that's all.

And Keith's not in Secaucus because he was planning to take the day off. Most likely at home. So when the Deep Throat story broke, he desperately wanted to cover it and asked if he could just do it from 30 Rock instead. It would be more convenient for him.

On edit: just to clarify. I spoke with great authority above, but what I said is pure speculation. Put it this way, though: I know what it's like not to drive. And it can't be all that much easier even in metro NY, and even if you can have a driver at your beck and call. (Keith doesn't really seem to take advantage of that option all that often, although I assume he has it...otherwise, why would he have described taking the subway back and forth from the RNC last summer? I assume he could've had a driver had he wanted one.)

I figured that on March 1, even if he hadn't taped Carson Daly the same day, well, hey, it was a crappy day for weather on the East Coast. It would've been hard for him to get to Secaucus under any circumstances, so doing the show from 30 Rock that night made sense.

[crispini]

81. kewl!

now i'm all caught up! :hi:

[Botany]

58. My Fav!

Please don't tell the others ......
btw I wrote a report on the video of the making of "the Texas Trollop"
on the other thread .......

[crispini]

62. Oooo! I'll go read it shortly!

How fun!

[RevCheesehead]

64. Hi Crispi

Now you get Alison.

[crispini]

83. Hi Rev!

:hi: How you doing this lovely evening?

[RevCheesehead]

106. doing alright, Crispini.

Another fine spring day here - just hit 70.

[Greylyn58]

48. Ppppffffiiilll!!!!!

He saved this country and I keep praying that another such man or woman will step forward and save this country again!!!!

Shut Up Pat!!!!

[Patsy Stone]

53. It's a twofer

Something for the ladies and the gents. Thanks, Countdown!

:loveya:

[crispini]

59. And, MY, doesn't she have that shirt open

one button too many? I daresay the gents would say NO. :P

[Patsy Stone]

74. Do I see a bodice peeking out?

Hi, Crispini! Love hearing how crappy * is doing.

[Botany]

104. I be back someday come what may

to blue blouse bayou

where Allison's breasts afloat
and give me hope
that is not too remote

On Blue Blouse Bayou.

***********************************************

And she finished w/ a Jeanie "doink" "Snark of delight"

[bleever]

132. Stop picking on Alison!!

She knows what she's doing.

:smoke:

[bunny planet]

139. Most def. But it looks good on her.

[SharonRB]

60. Yup --

Looks like we've got Alison in the studio.

[Catchawave]

57. More Cheese Roll ! ROFLMAO.....

I can't hear the word Cheese anymore without thinking of our Rev :loveya:

[RevCheesehead]

111. That is my mission in life:

To be the ambassador of cheese.

Actually, one of my high-school friends was Alice in Dairyland one year. We called her "Moo-Cow Barbie."

[SharonRB]

65. There he goes

umming away.
:puke:

[Clark2008]

76. I have the sound turned down, now.

I cannot, cannot, CANNOT stand to hear blivet** talk. :puke:

I have never loathed a person - ever - particularly not this much. There is nothing redeeming about his man.

We do monkeys and ducks (as in lame duck) a disservice by referring to blivet** as either one of those fine animals.

[crispini]

75. "Dis-assemble -- that means not tell the truth."

:wtf: Does he mean dissemble?

:eyes: what a MORAN this *resident is.

[seito]

87. LOL

:rofl: I was hoping someone else caught that. What a :freak:

:hi: KOEBers

[Botany]

109. Crispini

You know that the English language is not his first language, don't ya?

Now gibberish is his mother tongue.

What a bag of puss.

[bleever]

134. That's what he gets for getting all uppity with his "Word a Day" calendar.

:eyes:

[bleever]

84. Cheese please!

KO and Alison,

Good night for us political sages/droolers.

Where's sparky? Better check the boiler room for mummies again.

:hi:

[crispini]

93. Hi Bleev!

And Cheeeeeeeeeeeeeese for the Rev! Yay Rev!

[bleever]

137. Hi Crispi! I'm afraid to look at how you've wronged poor Botany this

time, or how he's lashed back.

Can't we all just get along?

And if not, please, post pictures.

:)

[RevCheesehead]

92. Anyone here wanna chase a hunka Cheese?

I'm game.... :rofl:

[Berry Cool]

101. Oh man, she's just beggin' for it, boys!!

And in the meantime there you have Alison, ending the show by crossing her arms and doing the Jeannie "blink" as the camera lens "smashed."

It's a gala day for the ASTB and the cheese-chasers! ("And a good thing, too," says Keith as he wiggles his Groucho brows, "because a gal a day is about all they can handle!")

[bunny planet]

118. Hey Patsy, hey everybody.

Hello Howard Keef Olberbeale.
I watched the show tonight. Just couldn't get computer access to post while watching.

I think the 'Deep Throat' identity is being revealed in a curiously, convenient time frame. Who will be talking about the DSM and Conyer's letter to Rummie about air attacks provoking Iraq before the official start of the war now. We'll be in Deep throat coverage for days now.

I think John Dean is right. I've read his articles about the identity of Deep Throat and this person being identified doesn't necessarily answer any questions. Why would Bernstein have told Dean that he'd have an epiphany once he found out when he had no such epiphany.

I hate it when the anti-Semite Pat Buchanan is on and Keef has to make nice with him. PB called 'Deep Throat'/Felt a bad person for bringing Nixon down, next thing you know ol'Tricky Dick is going to get a reputation make-over by way of MSM. Mr. Bunny thinks it's a Rovian trick to bring out the identity of DT this week, and doesn't put much credence in the revelation.

Haven't read what you guys think yet. I'm going to read down the thread now.

How is everybody. I had no internets service for two days, was beginning to worry that the Bush crime family had shut us down because we were getting too cheeky for them. Glad it was just temporary paranoia, for now.

Alison was so cute and snarky tonight. She was great talking about the Preznit being a lame duck just 5 months after the 2nd term shoplifting of the WH (ok, she didn't say the shoplifting part).
:loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya: :loveya:
Floatacular devices for Keef and Alison.

[Patsy Stone]

124. Hey, bunny!

Your comments were just lovely...

We did miss you. :hi:

For KO: :loveya:

[bleever]

146. New I Believe thread! Step right up and show your support

for Reality, and Kindness, and anyone else who thinks we're destined to see democracy triumph over redwhitenblue fascism.

:thumbsup: