The Two-Minute Haggadah: A Passover service for the impatient.

[Ian David]

The Two-Minute HaggadahA Passover service for the impatient.
By Michael Rubiner
Posted Tuesday, April 11, 2006, at 1:25 PM ET

Opening prayers:

Thanks, God, for creating wine. (Drink wine.)

Thanks for creating produce. (Eat parsley.)

Overview: Once we were slaves in Egypt. Now we're free. That's why we're doing this.

Four questions:
1. What's up with the matzoh?
2. What's the deal with horseradish?
3. What's with the dipping of the herbs?
4. What's this whole slouching at the table business?




More:
http://www.slate.com/id/2139601/

[question everything]

1. This is funny, thanks (nt)