FYI

[sellitman]

The National Education Association is celebrating" Read Across
America" by encouraging adults to read to children. Of course,
And there's the dilemma.

How can Jewish kids celebrate with green Eggs and Ham?

So, in honor of (and with apologies to) the estate of Dr. Seuss
here's a new ending for the story.

Will you never see?
They are not KOSHER,
So let me be!

I will not eat green eggs and ham.
I will not eat them, Sam-I-am.
But I'll eat green eggs with a biscuit.
Or I will try them with some brisket.

I'll eat green eggs in a box.
If you serve them with some lox.
And those green eggs are worth a try
Scrambled up in matzoh brie!

And in a boat upon the river,
I'll eat green eggs with chopped liver!
So if you're a Jewish Dr. Seuss fan,
But troubled by green eggs and ham,

Let your friends in on the scoop:
Green eggs taste best with chicken soup!

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...and of course for desert!!!

Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream is now available in
in the following flavors:

Wailing Walnut
Moishmellow
Mazel Toffee
Chazalnut
Oy Ge-malt
Mi Ka-mocha
& Gamorra
Bernard Malamint
Berry Pr'i Hagafen
Choc-Eilat Chip
and finally (drum roll, please).........
Simchas T'oreo.


It should also be noted that all these flavors come
in a Cohen.

[Lithos]

1. LOL

Thanks!

L-

[Behind the Aegis]

2. Is this your own creation?!

That was so funny!!!!

[sellitman]

3. Naw

I'm not that clever.