If nothing's wrong why spend so much money?

[HereSince1628]

My Doc says, You’re a Midwestern boy it’s nothing!
So, if it’s nothing why spend so much money?
If I had a nickel for every ‘histo’ lesion on an xray…
So, if it’s nothing why spend so much money?
The Resident is over-reacting,
she’s gone beyond the radiologist’s recommendation
If it is nothing why spend so much money?
It’s not a big deal, just show up, and take the CT-scan.
So, if nothing is wrong why don’t you cancel it?
Well, there is a funding program for Agent Orange Exposures
I was exposed to Agent Orange??
Well, you've got the right years of service, diabetes, heart disease…
It fits the profile of the program.
So, if there is nothing wrong, why spend so much money?