I have managed to duck sponsoring in my new town for a whole year

[NMDemDist2]

and today I managed to get both a sponsee and a grand baby sponsee in 3 minutes before the meeting

:rofl:

[wildeyed]

1. Excellent!

Let me know if you need advice on brushing up your diaper changing skills. Also, you can't just shut the baby in the kitchen with a bowl of water when you go out like you do with the dogs. I was very disappointed to learn this after I got pregnant since I had only had dog-baby experience previously ;)

[NMDemDist2]

2. i don't diaper sponsees

I use a butterfly net and a 2x4 mostly

:hi:

[KitchenWitch]

3. Aw geez - 2 x 4s are for wimps

What about the cast iron skillet (I know you have one!)

:evilgrin:

[NMDemDist2]

4. LOL

but the damned skillet is so HEAVY, makes my arm tired (and it *IS* all about ME you know

:rofl:

[wildeyed]

5. lol!

I thought maybe you were volunteering for babysitting duty for the grandbaby sponsee.

On a more serious note, good for you and you new sponsee. You have much experience, strength and hope to share :hug:

[NMDemDist2]

6. actually, I got a sponsee by trying to duck a brand newcomer

I told the new comer she needed someone with a year or two and that I tended to work with folks who had a little more time.

a woman who just moved here said "I'll sponsor you if AZDD6 will sponsor me" and so there we are!

:hide:

[wildeyed]

7. Oh, see, I thought your new sponsee had a *real* baby.

Teach me to read post more carefully before responding :blush:

Hah! Complete ambush by the new sponsee. I her already :)

[NMDemDist2]

8. I don't do babies

they tend to yell and stink up the place and unlike my dogs I can't throw them outside and forget about em for a few hours

:rofl:

[wildeyed]

9. Yes you can....

Just don't get caught ;)

[idgiehkt]

10. my first thought was

what on earth are you doing sponsoring ducks.

:rofl:

I really didn't get enough sleep last night. Congrats on the sponsees, I am sure you make a great sponsor.