The more I drink, the more I drink

[NMDemDist2]

heard this song tonight and it cracked me up. maybe some of you can relate?

He was sittin’ at the bar, sippin’ on a regular Coke
We were drinkin’ and smokin’ and makin’ him the butt of our jokes
We all said, “Man, what happened to you? Why can’t you just have a few?”
He said, “I would if I could, but it’s probably best that I don’t.”

Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I’m the world’s greatest lover and a dancin’ machine
I get loud, I get proud....and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I’ll have thirteen
Naw, there ain’t no in-between
Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.

A couple of cold ones, and somebody hands me a shot.
Hell, even buck-tooth and bow-legged women start lookin’ hot
And pretty soon I’m bummin’ cigarettes and sweet talkin’ some big brunette
Yeah, once I get on a roll, ain’t no tellin’ where I’ll stop

Cause the more I drink, the more I drink
Yeah, I’m the world’s greatest lover and a dancin’ machine
I get loud, I get proud....and it gets worse
Well if I have one, I’ll have thirteen
Naw, there ain’t no in-between
Cause, the more I drink, the more I drink.

Yep-yep
Humm, that’s what I’m talking about

Man, if I have one, I’ll have thirteen
And they can’t get me off the kareoke machine,
The more I drink...the more I drink.
Yeah, the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink.

:rofl:

[Kajsa]

1. I love it, AZ Dem!

That should be our theme song!

:rofl:

Aside,

Being drunk AND near sighted,
men ten feet away from me
started to look good!

:D

[NMDemDist2]

2. yuppers!

i really cracked up when I heard it :rofl:

[idgiehkt]

3. that's a great one

a friend tells his story of coming to the realization that alcohol was a problem by saying, "I used to think I didn't have a problem with drinking til it dawned on me that every time I drink, I smoke crack." That always makes me laugh...that 'coming to the realization' moment.

[NMDemDist2]

4. every time I drink, I smoke crack

:rofl:

now that's a classic!!