Prez Dubyah stopped in Tampa to give the Bucs a kiss of death.

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Perhaps we can get him to declare "Mission Accomplished" for the other 31 teams.


President Bush visits Bucs, plays catch with Simms

TAMPA, Fla. (AP) -- It seems like everyone has some advice these days for the winless Tampa Bay Buccaneers and struggling quarterback Chris Simms.
Even President Bush tossed the football with the former University of Texas quarterback Thursday, and offered some advice.
"Never give up," Bush said Thursday when asked what he told the Bucs during a half-hour visit to the team's training facility near Raymond James Stadium, where the president delivered a fundraising speech to about 400 people in a VIP club area.
Coach Jon Gruden wouldn't disclose what additional wisdom the president might have imparted to Simms.
"It's great, though, to get some advice from the president of the United States. It's a little different when the coach is telling you to do this or do that. You have the president come and give you some advice, that's something you gotta listen to," Gruden said.
"Hopefully it works. If it doesn't work out this week, he can call the president to see what happened."
Bush accepted an invitation to stop by practice and was greeted on the field by Simms and teammates Derrick Brooks, Ronde Barber and Mike Alstott and Ryan Nece, as well as an appreciative Gruden.
"The president has a lot to do. For him to show up here with the SWAT team on the roof and the Secret Service guys, that's awesome," Gruden said.

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1. QB Chris Simms Has Spleen Removed

Injured During Tampa Bay's Loss To Carolina; May Be Out For Season

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"Chris Simms went to the ground on one knee and leaned over clutching his midsection.

The battered Tampa Bay Buccaneers quarterback later had his spleen removed Sunday night and is out indefinitely after absorbing several punishing hits during a 26-24 loss to the Carolina Panthers.

"Chris is doing well and we anticipate a full recovery," team physician Dr. Joe Diaco said in a brief statement, adding the 26-year-old son of former New York Giants quarterback Phil Simms was in stable condition following surgery.

It was not clear if Simms was hurt on a particular play or if the injury resulted from an accumulation of blows."



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