Is there any way to actually start a war

[leftofthedial]

in which our fundies would fight their fundies?

with any luck, they'd do the world and our species a favor and wipe one another out.

[mdmc]

1. wag the dog

man.

there is always a way...

[BlooInBloo]

2. mmmmmmm.... no more religious people.....

You just made my night! thx!

[Singular73]

3. No

Our fundies don't actually have any real interest in fighting.

[waiting for hope]

5. I think a few want to

start the countdown to Armageddon by getting Israel involved somehow....they all are in a hurry to go to heaven....wouldn't it be a scream if the real heaven was here on earth and it was up to the individual to make it so? Love to see Pat Robertson on that one!

[acmejack]

10. Fitting justice, IMO

It would just be so cosmically appropriate, wouldn't it?

[leftofthedial]

7. could we trick them into it?

I don't think our insane contingent will fall for the 72 virgins thing . . .

[Rabrrrrrr]

4. OMG! I haven't heard anything that brilliant in ages.

And it's so obvious - it was sitting there, in front of our faces, all this time and I never even thought of it. Get the fundy fucks from EVERY religious to go make war on each other somewhere, and tell them they can't stop until there's just one guy left.

God, I wish there were a way to make it happen. That's a war that I would support with the entirety of my being. And I'll happily be the guy who kills the one guy left.

[leftofthedial]

6. maybe they could hold their war in Texas.

I'll hold him, unless of course you're using automatic weapons or explosives.

[onehandle]

8. Fundies hate Catholics.

When the Bush era is over, that might be the war you want.

[leftofthedial]

9. well, any war in a pinch