What does a freeper prayer for Bush sound like?

[Rocknrule]

Let's have some fun here, with the "pray for the president" people, who never prayed for Clinton when he was president, except for him to be struck by lightning

Personally, I don't think they pray FOR him anymore, now they pray TO him
:scared:

[bullimiami]

1. god bless mommy and daddy and president bush for keeping us safe.

well its a brainwashed freeper jr prayer.

whatever happened to the presidential prayer team?

[BuyingThyme]

2. Something about bananas.

[bunkerbuster1]

3. Dear Jesus W. Bush

Please keep me straight.

[SammyBlue]

4. {snort, burp, fart, scratch nuts, burp, wheeze.}

Fucking G-d damn liberals! I hate them G-d damn liberals. G-d damn fucking asshole. I want to kill them all! Only George W. Bush can lead me, as we're both true Americans! Jesus, kill those liberals!

:sarcasm:

And with that prayer, they violate:

Idoltry
Wrath
Pride
Sloth
Blasphemy

[Rocknrule]

14. I think we have a winner

Sad but true

[liberal N proud]

5. Bless me bu$h for I have been thinking bad things about Teddy Kennedy

and Hillary Clinton. Please make sure you start that Armageddon thing so we can all be raised up together.

Something like that

[valerief]

6. Dear Lord Who speaks to President Bush,

I wish I wasn't born yet so President Bush could spread his love to me. Amen.

[guinivere]

7. Dear Lord

Keep our manly and fabulous pretzeldent in brush clearing shape. Overlook the s&m stuff in his closet and give him a few thousand more in his savings account. Please mighty God, plant some wmds somewhere. Give us more Koolaid to guzzle, things ain't looking the best right now. I'm series11! Amen

[GreenPartyVoter]

8. Seriously, it sounds like this:

Lord, thank you for blessing our great nation with a great and Godly leader. Please annoint him with your blessing and leadership, so that he can help to turn this country back to you and your ways Lord. May the Holy Spirit guide him in all decisions.

In your precious name,
Amen.

[Buzz Clik]

12. Word for word

Clearly, you know righties who believe that Bush was a godsend. I certainly do, and they speak about him just like that.

[GreenPartyVoter]

17. Yep. Have heard those prayers at hubby's church.

[Kahuna]

9. Dear God, please continue to bless our president to be able

to lie and deceive the American people who don't understand or deserve his greatness. Please bless him to be able to turn our allies into enemies, our enemies into allies with each other, and bless him to be able to pillage our treasury so that our underserving descendants wil have the priviledge of paying for dubya's excellent adventures; namely; robbing from the poor to give to the rich long after I am dead and in the bosum of my dubya. Amen. :eyes:

[Initech]

10. The first commandment clearly states:

"I am the lord thy god, thou shalt not worship other gods before me."

Second commandment:

"Thou shalt not worship false idols"

So the Bible clearly says that Bush is not god! Bwahahahaha, boy are these people delusional or what?

[DemGirl7]

11. Dear Lord...

Please Protect the Bestest President that ever governed this land since Ronny Raygun, who everyday help to protect the nation from those god-damn liberals, Dimocrats, homos, a-rabs, blacks, and other freaks who are destroying this land. President Bush is our savior and guiding light in these troubled times, and also please protect the nice folks within the Republican party, who also help in protecting this awesome nation from those liberal freaks.

PRAISE BUSH!!!

[tinfoil tiaras]

13. K, I'm pretty good at this freeper-sarcasm thing...

So let me give it a shot.

Dear Lord Jesus Christ, redeemer of all things evil and liberal,
We, your loyal Republican servants of your godly earth, humbly call upon you to help our leader, whom you have placed in the great office of the Presidency of the United States, to make all decisions with you as his number one priority. Also, we pray to you to send lightning storms onto all the baby killing centers of your blessed nation and for you to find a way into the hearts of the millions of people that openly defy you with their love of the same gender. We humbly ask you to keep our godly president, George W Bush in office forever and thus,making him the unofficial military governor of this great, godly nation of ours.

In your son's name we pray all of these things,
Amen.

See, I'm pretty good at this. I'm from the south. This is seriously how some people are.

[Rocknrule]

15. Bush Ackbar!

n/t

[Alamom]

16. Thank-ye for the preznit who took the war to I-raq,

so's we can fight em there and not AMurika.

For all of em that don't know, give the morans a brain, just like us and the preznit.

911 Forever & Amen





(No offense intended to the memory or suffering of 9/11/2001.
Reference to the idiots who think this awful event will justify everything this warmongering government does and will do as long as they can "USE IT" for their benefit.)

[Oversea Visitor]

18. Dear President Bush

I pray hard to you that they all hear the voice like you do
Dear President bush
This people all lose way not like me I still hear you voice
Dear President bush
I hope you can hear me cause I pray you will take me to heaven when I die
Dear President bush
Keep me save from all those who have seen the light
Dear President bush
In you I trust all other GODS take a hike.

[Rocknrule]

19. Hail

Satan

[Kerrytravelers]

20. LOL!

:rofl:

[Rocknrule]

21. Short and simple, but effective