Bush meets Mr. and Mrs. Ford... makes ass of self... pic...

[ReverendDeuce]

President Bush kisses former first lady Betty Ford after visiting her and former President Gerald Ford, left, at their home in Rancho Mirage, Calif. Sunday, April 23, 2006.



If you ask me, she doesn't look too thrilled! Nor does Mr. Ford!

(... a little Photoshoppery never hurt anybody ...)

[ReverendDeuce]

1. Here's the original photo... for refrence

[rwheeler31]

2. He will inflict pain any way he can.

nt

[napi21]

3. Even the original doesn't make Betty or Gerry look any happier!

I know if I were in Betty's spot there, the camera would have caught me slapping him!

[TomInTib]

8. Before or after he kissed your eyeball?

I'm guessing as soon as he was within reach.

[napi21]

9. Yep! Would never get close enogh to plant one!!!! n/t

[madrchsod]

6. interesting

http://www.swsnews.com/
just what is under his jacket? i guess the ss doesn`t trust the ford family

[jimshoes]

21. He wears a bullet proof vest

to meet an ex-president? Why does he think he needs that kind of protection?

[Virginian]

4. He sure has something under that suit jacket. n/t

[dusmcj]

14. does that poor fool wear a vest _everywhere_ ?

the octogenarian threat, a 21st century security issue. (sarcasm alert)

Gawd.

[TomInTib]

5. Great job, but the original shows what a total lack of grace or timing

the idiot possess.

Looks like he kissed her right in the old eye socket.

I have kissed hundreds of women in every state of being/intoxication/idiocy imaginable. But I do not think I have ever inadvertently kissed a woman on the eye.

[CoffeeCat]

7. He's the decider...

He'll decide how he kisses and how much saliva he'll leave on the First Lady's eye ball.

Do not question our CommanDUHer!

:)

[etherealtruth]

24. My guess ...

She was trying to get the hell away from him and a woman of her age can only move "so" fast ... even in the face of approaching terror.

[Zynx]

10. Eeeeewwwww.... He's saying "SHE'S MINE!"

[AussieDave]

11. THAT'S because Junior thinks whenever you kiss ANY woman

tongues are involved........:puke:

[bumblebee1]

12. It looks like he's trying to take out Betty Ford's eye with his nose.

[Wilber_Stool]

13. Better pic

Lost my pic.

[Virginian]

23. Looks like he's biting her cheek.

That must hurt.

Does he have bad breath, too?

[tibbiit]

29. have you all ever noticed

When bush is standing to the side of someone while they are talking at a podium... he always looks like he is about to SLURp his tongue on their ear or bite their cheek! He gets this squinty look at the person ready to bite.
tib

(I would post a pic but have to work... just watch for these pics they are everyday he is standing next to someone while they are talking in front of the press)

[MnFats]

15. Ford looks like he'd like to kick *'s ass. probably could, too. n/t

[DesEtoiles]

16. Is that a cord going up the back near the seam of the jacket?

Looks like a curly cord - what is that?

[mark11727]

17. Sure is... Rove pulls it and * can repeat one of 12 different messages!

:evilgrin:

[pnwmom]

18. It's his tail. They had to hide it somewhere.

[BlackHeart]

27. Bullet proof vest

is my guess.

[dysfunctional press]

19. "You get your tongue OUT of my wife's mouth!..."

nt

[Swamp Rat]

20. Here ya go:

:D

[ComerPerro]

26. LOL. Nicely done

[dogday]

22. Anybody can see he is giving her a shotgun

Poor Betty clean and sober and Bush just has to freak that up for her...

[Tim4319]

25. That kiss probably sent them both back to rehab!

[Sabriel]

28. At least he's not grabbing her by the back of the neck/head

It's his usual MO.