To save Monday's poor, battered soul . . . CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "'Financial crises,' 'unwinnable war,' 'global warming,' 'bankrupt presidency,' 'misdirected leadership,' 'dishonest brokers,' 'hate mongers,' . . . Geez! . . . Who do they think they're kidding? . . . It's hard to keep a straight face."

[shenmue]

1. Ah-ahh-ah-achoo!

Darn allergies.

:dunce:

[stellanoir]

2. " I can get away with anything. . ."

[CrazyOrangeCat]

3. "Tanqueray . . . it's what's for breakfast."

[Random_Australian]

4. Oh man, that dead poor guy reminds me of that Adam Sandler movie!*chuckle*

[annabanana]

5. giggle . .They think they can stop me..

It'll be fun locking them all up. ..

LOOK MA! I'm King of the World!

[Kierkegaard]

6. I was going to say...

"I know something you don't know," but what would the chances of that be?

[skip fox]

7. W. is "thinking": "Karl told me everything is doing just fine. Not to

worry. Just shake hands and smile. . . . He said only pay attention to him . . . . not to reporters, commentators, politicians, scientists, historians, generals, State department Officials, other advisors, party leaders, or anybody else . . . And I thought, 'Listen to him or them?, sh*t! . . . That's a no-brainer. . . Why should I start doing something new now?' . . . Heck yes, we're doing fine."

[riona]

8. There must be something else I can do

to screw up this country:think:

[skip fox]

9. W. is "thinking": "Wow Karl's leaving! He'll be with the Joint Chiefs for

the next two hours . . . and then with the Republican leadership until 2:00 or so. . . . I snuck the new GameBoy in the Oval Office in my shorts . . . And he thinks I'm here just waiting . . . That gives me 2, no 3 hours to play! . . . Wow."