What wil Faux's headline for the start of the Iran war be?

[Rocknrule]

"3 nations down, 188 to go?"
"1 million Iranians now in heaven thanks to Bush?"

What do you think?

[Duer 157099]

1. "They Asked For It!!"

[madinmaryland]

2. "America's Defence of Freedom begins with an

awesome strike against the heavily armed nation of Iran".

[spanone]

3. "Fox gets Ratings bump, while Tony Snow lies to Nation"

well, I guess faux wouldn't put that in their headline....

[JohnnyRingo]

4. 9/11! Buxh defends nation from insane leader of Iran 9/11!

"A pre-emptive strike was waged against the Iranian regime in an effort to give aid and freedom to the oppressed people of that nation."

"This is a continuation of the war on terror that was brought to our shores on that fateful morning of September 11th."

Whattya think? do I get the job?

[julialnyc]

5. Efforts underway for the liberation of Iran

fighting for democracy for the oppressed people (just change Iraq to Iran in their excuse)

[Zynx]

6. "Freedom on the March!"

As all 6 billion citizens of the world cry "What the fuck? Why don't people stop this bastard?"

[democrat_patriot]

7. "Let the Eagle Soar!" or "Operation: Rapture commences"

Let this not come to pass.

[Democrats_win]

8. All Your Base are Belong to Us.

[warrens]

9. They'll all be wearing little Mickey Mouse badges

You know, the ones from the 1970s with Mickey giving the finger and the slogan HEY IRAN!

[Neil Lisst]

10. Fox News Alert: IS IT 'NUKE-U-LAR' OR 'NUCLEAR?!

they'll gleefully welcome war