First Lady Announces Literacy Conference

[debbierlus]

Vows to teach Hubbie to read before the end of his term! (Sorry, couldn't resist)

Real link: http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060424/ap_on_re_us/laura_bush_literacy_2;_ylt=Am2UK6Q5qdqBPH8hF3gIIc0b.3QA;_ylu=X3oDMTA2ZGZwam4yBHNlYwNmYw--

But, who cares?! Meaningless except for its humor value.

[rustydog]

1. Let us hope George W tries to improve his literacy before

he and the missus try to improve our yoots literacy.

[Betsy Ross]

2. The *s are against illiteracy.

That's why the govmint spend money fer marriage.

[debbierlus]

6. He is bringing My Pet Goat.

He hasn't had enough time to finish it...yet!

:freak:

[Tom Yossarian Joad]

3. At least it wasn't shrub. n/t

[uppityperson]

4. Hope it works better than that time she invite poets to the WH

didn't think that one through very well. Poets? Had to cancel it because they wrote poems beyond "roses are red.." variety, ones with social commentary.

[Book Lover]

5. Gee, that's a lot of big government for a repub to get mixed up with

UN bodies for the love of cri-yi? Why would any God-fearing Repub associate with that kind anyway?

[BrklynLiberal]

7. Has she finished all her work with gangs already?

[Botany]

8. Hey I like that Lettuce are we stuff too.

I learnt good bout smart things two ......

I strongly believe what we're doing is the right thing. If I didn't believe it -- I'm going to repeat what I said before -- I'd pull the troops out, nor if I believed we could win, I would pull the troops out.
-- I believe him when he claims this isn't the first time he's said something like this, Charlotte, North Carolina, Apr. 6, 2006

From Dubyaspeak.com

http://www.dubyaspeak.com/freshdubya.phtml


One phony photo op to another ..... Hey, how about not pissing away 2 trillion in Iraq and spend it on eduction and
other things here.

[dipsydoodle]

9. How did she manage to do that

when she's in Greece ?

No - not Grease as in Your The One That I Want oo oo oo ......