Are there any ways that * is SIMILAR to Jesus?

[Rocknrule]

He does turn water into wine at every possible opportunity, but that's all I can think of

[Mr_Spock]

1. No

Just no.

[SPKrazy]

2. No

He is no more Christlike than Hitler was

[ThatsMyBarack]

3. I thought * turned water....

....into lighter fluid! :shrug:

[Duer 157099]

4. Um... destined to be crucified?

I mean, crucifixition was, after all, a penalty for crime, not a holy attribute...

[Rocknrule]

17. In a just world, that would be so

[StevieM]

5. Well, here's one big difference IMO

Jesus never existed. Bush does.

Steve

[SPKrazy]

6. Yeah, Wondered How Long It Would Take You

or someone like you to chime in

[SnoopDog]

16. Jesus may indeed existed...

but, maybe not... but there are alot of people, past, present and future, that have the same heart as the person they call Jesus...

There are many,many people that have a heart of life - unfortunately, many have a heart of death.

[The Jacobin]

7. Vacations

Jesus spent lots of time in the wilderness. Who knows, maybe he was just clearing land down at the old ranch.

[alphafemale]

8. Jesus healed the sick. Bush sics the heels. nt

[CAG]

9. Jesus often discussed pharisees, and fundies are modern-day

pharisees.

Jesus often discussed tax-collectors (the greedy robber-barons of the day), Bush's oil boys and big pharma girls are the modern-day tax-collectors.

Jesus often discussed what to do about your enemies (love them), Bush tells us who our new "enemies of the week" are, so we can luv them, too.

[greenbriar]

10. um they both have a penis?

but I bet bush's is 1 inch

[orleans]

20. i was gonna say nose (first thing that came to mind) and

thought--that's lame, then i thought penis--and thought i'd better not go there.

i see you braved it.

hehehehe.

[Erika]

11. Christ is used as a whipping boy

W agrees to continue that usage.

[Blue-Jay]

12. Well...He got where he is only because of his dad....

Aside from that, no.

[Erika]

23. I liked that. n/t

[alphafemale]

13. Jesus didn't speak English either. nt

[saltpoint]

21. LOL!

[Zorra]

14. Well, there is the "miracle of the transformation".....

Jesus turned water into wine, and Bu*h put America in a world of shit.
:shrug:

That's about it.

[dweller]

15. well, he's a white guy, too...

:rofl:


dp

[lwesty]

18. They are both God's children and

like it or not, most families have a "bad apple" that has to be endured.
O8)

[dweller]

22. wow ...

i'm a holy man.


dp

[951-Riverside]

36. No No No you got it wrong

Jesus is actually a child of God, Resident Geroge Bush is the child of Geo... you get the idea

[saltpoint]

19. I'm drawin' a blank. They seem worlds apart in every aspect.

[sutz12]

24. Well, I have this feeling (hope) that * is about to get crucified.

:)

[niyad]

25. ummm, just how much of that wine have you had????

[incapsulated]

26. They both had fathers who sent them on a suicide mission.

:hi:

[Democrats_win]

27. Bush rode into Washington on a bunch of asses.

Jesus rode a donkey into Jerusalem.

Jesus turned water into wine. Bush wines.

Jesus was the WORD made into a man. Man, Bush murders words.

Jesus was a man of his word. Bush pretends to be a man of his word.

Jesus fed the 5000, Bush took food from 5000 (at least)

Jesus threw the money changers out of church. Church money changers put Bush in.

Jesus died for our sins. Soldiers die for Bush's sins.

Jesus was a carpenter. Bush destroys things carpenters build.

Jesus lived in Roman times. Bush lives in Roman times.

Jesus wasn't born on Christmas. Neither was Bush.

Jesus was betrayed by a follower. Bush betrayed his followers.

Jesus was God's son. Bush is a son.

Jesus is Wisdom. Bush is dumb.

Jesus's kingdom is not of this world. Neither is bush's.

Soldiers gambled for Jesus's clothes. Bush gambles with soldiers lives.

Jesus had a virgin birth. Bush had a virgin berth on the U.S.S. Titanic.

Jesus is king of the world. Bush ran to the front of the Titanic and said "I'm the king of the world." Oh wait, that was Leonardo di Caprio. Bush is captain of the U.S.S. Titanic.

[Yollam]

28. They'e both mass murderers?

Oh wait, no, I got Jesus mixed up with "Night Stalker" Richard Ramirez. Nope. No similarities at all.

Bush turns water into WHINE, not wine.

[kahleefornia]

29. blind followers...

both had/have people who don't really pay attention to what they really said.

[Democrats_win]

30. God, played a talking bush. Bush can't talk but plays god

[godhatesrepublicans]

31. Similar: Jesus spoke in Parables...

* speaks in Horribles.

[napi21]

32. Both were men. Both were on earth. Both drank wine.n/t

[Swamp Rat]

33. They both love babies?

:D

[gatorboy]

34. Pat Oliphant's Cartoon Strip hit the nail...

[mindwalker_i]

35. Well personally...

I hope Bush gets nailed. DeLay can't be the only one.

-mwalker

[sakabatou]

37. They're both not Chirstian...

:shrug:

[TlalocW]

38. They both went into their fathers' business and got crucified?

I think that's one of Colbert's.

TlalocW

[DanCa]

39. It's conservative dogma not christianity that the chimp practices

Can we please learn to seperate the two?

[AndyTiedye]

40. No. ** is One of those Christians Ghandi Was Talking About

I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ.

Mohandas Gandhi