No Tuesday is worth facing without a CAPTION!!!

[skip fox]

. is "thinking": "Damn cameramen! They're everywhere. And reporters shouting questions. 'What about the polls?' Or, 'Is Rove the leaker?' Or, 'You STILL would have gone into Iraq? Even knowing what we all know????' . . . Can't a guy catch a break? . . . I just wanted to sneak out with Barney for a walk. . . . Sometimes I think that he's the only one who understands what I'm all about."

[shenmue]

1. Barney: "Get him away from me!"

"Why do I have to be owned by this nasty man?"

[moggie]

2. Should be on a short leash n/t

[zbdent]

11. Yeah, and

Barney too . . .

[BlueEyedSon]

3. Barney is actually where W gets his messages from god from...

[Demit]

4. When Scotties slick their ears back like that, they are not happy

Poor Barney has such a look of trepidation (that's probably his AKA name--"Poor Barney" LOL). He's wishing somebody would call Scottie Rescue.

[Crankie Avalon]

5. "For the last time, Mr. White House Greenskeeper...

...that there's one of Barney's 'blossoms,' not mine."

[peekaloo]

6. The Lizard of Blahs. Poor Toto has been brainwashed and no one

wants to go back to Kansas.

[RedStateShame]

7. His master's voice

"Uh, I do not know this man!! I think, uh, we, uh, met at a couple of fund raisers, but I don't have a working relationship with him."

[kahleefornia]

8. "in a blatant attempt

to show Americans that he is all about energy conservation, the president has reporters photograph him walking across the parking lot instead of being picked up in his 3mpg armored limousine."

[FSogol]

9. Barney Continues to Distance Himself from the Prezident. n/t

[skip fox]

10. W. is "thinking": "Gosh, reporters . . . Gotta wave at them . . .But damn,

I was just sneaking out to take a leeak with Barney."

[skip fox]

12. W. is "thinking": "Wow. If I get out here real early, I might catch me a

leprechaun and get three wishes. First, I'll wish about Iraq. Then, about my polls numbers. And for the last one . . . hah, hah, . . . I'll wish for three more wishes . . . I ain't no dummy!"