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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 09:29 AM
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What's the medical term for somebody's having their head
shoved so far up their rectum that it would have to be surgically removed?
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 09:29 AM
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1. George W. Bush
Why?
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 09:31 AM
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2. The condition is so prevalent in the US, I figured I might as well
learn the correct terminology. :silly:
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Poiuyt Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 09:33 AM
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3. Cranial-rectal inversion
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teknomanzer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 10:02 AM
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15. I think thats what I was trying to come up with...
Good one.
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OldLeftieLawyer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 09:58 AM
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11. Ah, good
You hang out that surgical shingle, you'll do well.

The only problem I foresee for you in your practice is that these heads-up-their-asses people can't see your sign.

Or any signs, for that matter.
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Sonicmedusa Donating Member (613 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 09:33 AM
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4. Cranialrectalitis
And georgie is the posterboy.
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 09:43 AM
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7. You got that right! Nt
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helderheid Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 10:01 AM
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14. welcome to DU
:hi:
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newyawker99 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 02:42 PM
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25. Hi Sonicmedusa!!
Welcome to DU!! :toast:
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Bozita Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 09:34 AM
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5. IIRC, the surgical procedure is known as an assholectomy
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Neil Lisst Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 09:35 AM
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6. in some parts, that's called a "Hastert"
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 10:00 AM
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13. Here in Ok that is refered to as a dr. tom 'coburn'
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rpgamerd00d Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 09:46 AM
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8. "Republican" :)
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dipsydoodle Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 09:55 AM
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9. Given the address he gave
to the UN I thought the answer was going to be a Colon Powell
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drbtg1 Donating Member (932 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 09:56 AM
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10. I think this condition is an adverse sequelae...
...of chronic cerebral-fecal transmogrification.

Sounds like Howard Dean should have a telethon for this!
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dogday Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 09:58 AM
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12. Anal-Cranial Removal nt
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sendero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 10:07 AM
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16. Navel Periscope..
..syndrome - so far up they can use their navel as a periscope.
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mandyky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 10:08 AM
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17. Noggin Uranus
:)
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librechik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 10:10 AM
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18. cerebral impaction with anal involvement.
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zbdent Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 10:17 AM
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19. I think the original Latin word for it is
"Dittohead" . . . there are variations . . . "freepers" is one . . . there is a whole commune for them, called Fox News . . .
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Semi_subversive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 10:38 AM
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20. Cranial Rectosis
I doesn't always require surgical removal, though. There's a procedure called a plexotomy where they will install plexiglas in the abdominal area so one will be able to see.
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EFerrari Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 10:41 AM
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21. Acute Rectal Capitation. n/t
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davsand Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 10:41 AM
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22. Rectal Cranial Inversion
That is the polite term I've always used. Makes a lot of people blink if you use it...



Laura
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raccoon Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 10:42 AM
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23. Some of yall came up with some real good ones! nt
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FlaGranny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Apr-25-06 10:50 AM
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24. Craniorectal intrusion syndrome. n/t
Edited on Tue Apr-25-06 11:06 AM by FlaGranny
Edited cause I can't type.
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