Solution to the Iran problem: The Gay Bomb

[Ian David]

US military pondered love not war
The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.

Other weapons that never saw the light of day include one to make soldiers obvious by their bad breath.

The US defence department considered various non-lethal chemicals meant to disrupt enemy discipline and morale.

The 1994 plans were for a six-year project costing $7.5m, but it was apparently never pursued.

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The so-called "love bomb" was an "aphrodisiac" chemical that would provoke widespread homosexual behaviour among troops, causing what the military called a "distasteful but completely non-lethal" blow to morale.

More:
http://www.sensualism.com/love/military.html

My guess is that Democrats are already testing this "Gay Bomb" on Republicans:

The never-ending chronicle of church-related crime
http://heartlandvalues.blogspot.com/2000/06/never-ending-chronicle-of-church.html

Republican Sex Scandals
http://www.dkosopedia.com/wiki/Republican_Sex_Scandals


Fox Guarding the Chicken Coop?
FFRF Calls on Catholic Conference President to Step Down
The U.S. Conference of Bishops lacks all credibility when its head is accused of being a child molester himself.
http://www.ffrf.org/news/2006/resignbishop.php


It would explain SO MUCH, wouldn't it?

[teenagebambam]

1. Gay Bomb? Where can I get one?

I'd strap it on my chest and set myself off in the Baldwin brothers house!

[Ian David]

2. I think setting it off in Stephen Baldwin's house would be redundant

All you would need there would be "The Placebo Bomb..."

Baldwin gets an ally in anti-porn fight

By United Press International
Sunday, March 26, 2006

The conservative Catholic Citizenship has joined actor Stephen Baldwin's battle against the opening of a porn shop in Nyack, N.Y.

The born-again star of "The Usual Suspects" has been waging a crusade to try to stop the opening of the adult book store, which is currently under construction. He has gone as far as threatening to photograph patrons of the store once it opens and publish their pictures, The New York Daily News reported.

The Catholic Citizenship has filed suit with the New York Supreme Court in Rockland County, claiming the city planning board failed to consider the impact on the community when it approved the porn store's application.

"I'm not directly involved in the petition, but it's exactly what I've been arguing," Baldwin, a 39-year-old father of two, told the News. "This store would bring the type of individual we do not want. Sex offenders will come to town, deviants will come to town."

More:
http://pittsburghlive.com/x/tribune-review/trib/mostread/s_437128.html