Shhhh. I know it's a UFO. Don't look at it. CAPTION it

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

[babylonsister]

1. Please, take him AWAY! nt

[LSparkle]

2. You have SINNED against the forces of nature, and YOU ... WILL ... ATONE!

Am I getting through to you, Mr. *?

[VOX]

17. "I have seen the face of God."

:thumbsup: :bounce:

[LSparkle]

22. LOL! But is it smiling, Dumbyass?

I don't THINK so.. ...

[Mz Pip]

3. Beam him up

please.

Mz Pip
:dem:

[mdmc]

4. thank god they came back for me!

[marmar]

5. Aliens: "There really is no intelligent life on earth."

:dunce:

[Sanity Claws]

6. I said, Take me to your leader.

That idiot can't be your leader.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. Has the Mother Ship finally come back for him?

We can only hope.

[Pharaoh]

8. THE HORROR!!!

[SalmonChantedEvening]

9. "A thousand points of dumb."

:silly:

[WannaJumpMyScooter]

12. that is good... lol

very good

[elehhhhna]

15. yep ding ding you win!

[C_U_L8R]

10. It's a holy water toilet plunger

thucka-thucka-flooooooop

bush be gone !!!

[Rex]

11. Pretty lights....shiny and um, pretty...

What was I supposed to do? :evilgrin:

[CelticWinter]

13. E.T. phone home

although ET was much cuter :-)

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

14. Start with the tone...

up a full tone...
down a major third...
now drop an octave...
up a perfect fifth...
now blow that fucker up!
he he he he he
to the max!

[darkmaestro019]

16. aliens: THIS is your leader? Never mind.

Take us to your nearest bar. : )

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

18. Intergalactic garbage truck here

come to take out the trash and recycle it into something more useful......

[VOX]

19. "Ah tell ya, it's great t' be here in Vegas!"

"Lights 'r ever'where. Th' damned street is lit up lahk daytime. Whoo-ee!" :crazy:

[SammyBlue]

20. Please, don't take us to your leader. We don't speak fluent stupidese.

[Jazz2006]

21. "I like ... shiny things" n/t

[joeunderdog]

23. I'm an abductee from the Planet PNAC. Take me to your oil.

[Berry Cool]

24. The aliens report back in to their home planet:

"We regret that we have been forced to abandon testing on the first Earth creature we were able to tranquilize and bring aboard ship in order to study its brain. Having failed, despite extensive examination, to locate a brain anywhere inside this particular specimen, we released it back into its native habitat."