Only two days until Iran has nukes!

[originalpckelly]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x970641

April 12 (Bloomberg) -- Iran, defying United Nations Security Council demands to halt its nuclear program, may be capable of making a nuclear bomb within 16 days, a U.S. State Department official said.

Iran will move to "industrial scale" uranium enrichment involving 54,000 centrifuges at its Natanz plant, the Associated Press quoted deputy nuclear chief Mohammad Saeedi as telling state-run television today.

http://www.bloomberg.com/apps/news?pid=10000100&sid=aduNTcpDuDd4&refer=germany

[babylonsister]

1. Fagettaboutit! Ain't gonna happen! nt

[oblivious]

2. 10 years, then 2 years, then 2 weeks, next 45 minutes?

[katinmn]

3. But Negroponte was quoted in Time saying 2010 or 2015

He said that just this week when talking about his new job as chief surveillance coordinator (or something).

Those Iranians must be superhumans!

[bluestateguy]

4. Snore

:boring:

[pinto]

5. No matter what, they're not getting my duct tape. We have to draw a line..

[JackintheGreen]

6. Iran just called my house

They have nukes RIGHT NOW!


What...

hold on a sec....

newtons? Whaddayamean, newtons?!?

fig newtons???

Ohhhhh...you mean 'cuz of all them figs they grow?

Right, OK.

Newtons, guys. Iran has fig NEWTONS.




BUT THEY HAVE THEM RIGHT NOW!!!

[originalpckelly]

7. Oh Yeah!

[MikeNearMcChord]

8. Excuse me but can you get those guys

to wait a couple days, I need to get a couple more things for the fallout shelter, and damn, I need some more twelve packs of beer.:toast: