Be your own George Bush speech writer

[IChing]

I've seen these before but this is one that has an extensive bank of words and phrases which you can save
I've only played with this a short time, having just found the site.


Mine: In his own voice

"As war criminals as we have done before, we will commence at a time of our choosing
war crimes, a deep hatred of foreign nationals and every immigrant and destroy the peace."


http://www.actofme.co.uk/bush_speech/bushspeechwriter.html

[Chimichurri]

1. nice! n/t

[Brazenly Liberal]

2. I need to grow up

He looks so constipated lately, I made him do a laxative ad:

"Come before me and I will shit and we will shit before the day of horror can come."

[IChing]

3. LOL...have you figure out a way to save it to your hard drive?

There are so many gems in here for our side.

[Brazenly Liberal]

5. No, but if there's a way, I hope somebody posts it.

The possibilities are hilarious - much more so than anyone would guess from my mystifying preoccupation with his bowels.

[Brazenly Liberal]

4. It's only getting worse

Now it says

"Come before me and I will shit and we will shit before the day of horror can come. And we will not yet shit with peaceful men."

[rpgamerd00d]

6. Heh, this is cool.

"I am President Bush. I am not good for world peace. It is suicide to use force and kill thousands of innocent people, including the Iraqi people. I was just following a deep hatred for civil rights. The security of the world has not been returned. President Bush has systematically deceived the United States of America. President Bush will be removed."

:rofl:

[Buns_of_Fire]

7. I can see what I'll be playing with for the next several hours

I've found that much of my desired effect can be obtained by making "shit" (followed by applause) every other phrase. This is probably not a good sign.