It's not humanly possible to be as stupid as Jeff Sessions.

[Skidmore]

He can't be human. He must be an alien. He's on the Senate floor now. Not only carries *'s water for him but holds it for him when he goes weewee too. That guy makes me ill.

[OldLeftieLawyer]

1. Excuse me?

How quickly we forget Jesse Helms.

RIP.

Oh, he's not dead yet?

Pity.

[benddem]

6. Helms wasn't stupid

malevolent yes, hateful yes...but he calculated every move he mad.e

[OldLeftieLawyer]

8. No, he was stupid, too

Didn't say he wasn't a manipulative, calculating SOB. We agree. But, he never did catch on to which way the wind was blowing, and that rendered him stupid.

And, parenthetically, don't you find it fascinating - as I do - that Claude Allen, the recently-resigned White House aide who got caught defrauding Target and other stores for measly amounts - was Helms' token black guy and he ended up working in this White House?

Ah, the irony, the sweet, sweet irony of watching those who hate themselves and others come to the just ends. I hear Jesse's in real bad shape physically, but his mind is still intact. I like that.

[rpgamerd00d]

2. I was with you until you used the word "weewee". :)

:rofl:

[skylarmae]

14. me too...somehow inappropriate

piss, yeah, piss is better...imho

[pinto]

3. He's a piece of work, isn't he? Sometimes I'll listen to his "long"

rants, just to try and follow the (lack of) logic he employs....

[spanone]

4. He's some of the best proof against 'intelligent design'.

[Bill McBlueState]

5. that's what gets me about Sessions

Many of his buddies may be relentless ideologues, but at least they're of average or above average intelligence. Sessions is just dumb as hell.

[mohinoaklawnillinois]

7. Sessions is a total maroon!!!!

I'm listening to his BS as I type and I can't believe that this cretin was ever elected to the US Senate.

OLL, he makes even Jesse Helms seem intelligent...

[TayTay]

12. We need a new poll: Dumbest Currently Sitting US Senator

For dumbest: I still have to go with George Allen, the Lennie of the Senate, but Sessions is not only dumb but he's gawd-awful boring as well. And he's a mean little f*cker too!

Dumb Rethug bastard.

[Strawman]

9. Hey, aren't morans entitled to representation too?

To borrow from Roman Hruska on the Carswell nomination:

Even if he is a moran, there are a lot of moran people. They are entitled to a little representation, aren't they, and a little chance?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roman_Hruska

[Chiyo-chichi]

10. Every time I turn on CSPAN2, that twirp seems to be on.

[wtmusic]

11. And who, may I ask, is supposed to represent the stupid people?

Betcha got an answer for THAT one, Smarty-Pants!

[biscotti]

13. Sessions

definitely looks like a alien. He is a twit!