James Baker's greatest mission yet

[mdmc]

There has been much discussion about the idiot son needing the family fix it man, the wolf, James Baker III. Baker's intro to the 43'rds team has got to smart da chimp, just like a bully needing to ask his dad to stand up for him against an older kid. But Baker has a much bigger mission.

When George Herbert Walker Bush went off to war, to go fight fascism in Italy, his father offered him only one piece of advice. Do not taint the family name. Prescott Bush was not talking about the Bush name. He was referring to the name Walker name.

George Herbert Walker Bush really only had one fear in life - he feared that somehow he would soil the Walker name.

GHWB got through his whole adult life, as CIA spook, failed oil man, failed politician, failed dad, without tainting the name.

Little did he know that the non favorite son, George Walker Bush, would refuse stand down and let Jeb take to higher office. Little did 41 know that his idiot son would make W into a partisan joke. Little did he know that his own name could be besmirched by the chimp. How awful.

So now, dad needs to bail out son. Dad's hatchet man, James Baker, will be doing the heavy lifting. His task - save the Walker name from being a laughing stock.

His work is cut out for him. In order to repair the "W", Iraq will need to be a pro western democracy, and gas will need to be under two bucks. He has his work cut out for him.

[NewJeffCT]

1. What happened to the "unsticker" ?

Remember, a while back, he put Condi Rice in charge of Iraq... even called her the "Unsticker", because she would undo a sticky situation.

[mdmc]

2. that is one of the little boy's toys

III is the big gun. No one is bigger.

[TomInTib]

3. "No one is bigger". You, sir, have nailed it.

More tomorrow.

[mdmc]

4. why must we always wait

:cry:
teach! testify!:)

[TomInTib]

5. Check your PM box

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6. one kick

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7. two kicks

[madokie]

8. I'll come in here with the third kick

:kick::thumbsup:

[mdmc]

9. thanks okie!