Creationism proves God is a woman

[Twitch14]

Follow me on this one. Creationism says that God created us to be the pinnacle of creation. If so, God must be a woman, because no man would design testicles the way they are.

Yes, this thought did come to me after playing jump-up with my 2-year old daughter, after which my wife thought it was *soooo* amusing that my face was turning three shades of red......

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1. well that's one counter to the notion of "intelligent design"....

[Duer 157099]

2. Oh? One word:

period

[TahitiNut]

3. "."? Ohhhh... you mean menstruation.

Why not "on the rag," "the Red River Blues," "kitty has a nosebleed," "Game Day for the Crimson Tide," "communists in the summer house," "riding the cotton pony," "trolling for vampires," "wounded clam," "planting cotton," "monthly curse," "girl time," "clean-up on aisle one," "Aunt Flow's in town," "leak week," "Red Rider's revenge," "too wet to plow," "riding the crimson wave," or "The Curse"??

:shrug:

[Viva_La_Revolution]

4. your plethora of phrases astounds me!

I'm a girl, and I hadn't heard of half of those! :rofl:

[TahitiNut]

7. I couldn't even begin to list all the euphemisms the women in my family

... and the women friends I've had would use for menstruation. The strangest thing to me is how few would merely say "menstruating." I wonder about that kind of thing. (I need to get a life, I know.) We have perfectly usable words for body parts and bodily functions - I wonder why we don't just use them. (I doubt much of it is a secret.) :shrug:

[kahleefornia]

5. I'm not following.

;)

[Duer 157099]

6. "a rose by any other name..." and all that

but really, someone wants to suggest that a "woman" designed this? I don't think so.