OMG it's Friday...I need a lobotomy...or a fishfinger...or a CAPTION!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "thinking": "Boy, I don't care what Karl says about sticking to the speech or else, I got a great idea! He'll love it."

& W. says: "Check this out. If we privatize money and let everyone make their own, then everyone will have it and it won't matter how high gas prices go!"

& W. "thinks" on: "That's great! When everyone hears that and sees how I saved the country again, my polls numbers will be like a thousand percent and they'll make me take a third term and stuff. . . . I JUST KNOW Karl's going to be proud!. . . . and not slap me like last time. . . . Wow."

[babylonsister]

1. Better pics, man! I'd love to see one of

Porter Goss with his arm slung around a hooker, and Duke in the background looking like a 'proud pappa'!

[Warpy]

2. Another Elmer Gantry shot

camera about at the waistline, looking up adoringly. He loves that angle, it makes him look taller.

"See what's in my hand? That's what you selfish peons deserve"

[skip fox]

3. "camera at about wsaistline" . . . . hmmmm? What's he telling us?

("And now that you're down there, give me a blowjob"?)

[Warpy]

9. More like "bow, peasant!"

[skip fox]

10. You find that more degrading? That's interesting. Nothing wrong with it

of course, but just that we would have such different visions of degredation associated with that point of view. (Perhaps I'm just a warped male from the 1950s?)

[underpants]

4. Now Elmo will ask a BABY

Kisskiss

[underpants]

5. The...... DECIDER!

Da Da DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

[peekaloo]

6. There's an old saying in Texas, maybe in other parts too about

wishing in one hand and shitting in the other and see which one gets filled first. Being a smart guy I always wish for shit.

[Crankie Avalon]

7. "JUDO CHOP!!!"

"(Gulps) Heheh...you were supposed to fall unconscious after I did that..."

[skip fox]

8. W. is "saying": "And I was cone stoled sober, jus' like I am now . . .

Oops."