Let Us Now Spit Upon The Earth - By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

[madokie]

http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?file=/gate/archive/2006/04/28/notes042806.DTL&type=printable

Let Us Now Spit Upon The Earth
You can do it the old way, or you can do it like Bush -- with smirks, mountain bikes and oil
- By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
Friday, April 28, 2006


Look, see those tire marks? That ungainly footprint? Feel that breath of humid doom upon your skin? Yes, the president was just here. Up in Napa Valley, riding his official Trek Mountain Bike One over the rocks and down the trails and through the cool California mud, a small army of handlers and Secret Service agents and emergency medical personnel by his side and/or rumbling along behind him in big black SUVs. It was very cute, in a fingernail-yanked-with-pliers sort of way.

It was Earth Day weekend. The president talked about how mountain biking helped him "settle his soul" and "burn off excess energy when you're living life to its fullest," which apparently means blindly running your nation into a bloody flaming wall at full speed like a drunk NASCAR driver on Ambien. He talked about how he enjoyed mountain biking because it had such minimal impact on the pristine, wild surroundings. Shockingly, lightning did not strike him dead on the spot.

[electropop]

1. "lightning did not strike him dead "

:rofl:

What a freakin' clown. Riding us all right over the cliff.

[madokie]

2. self kick, sorry

:kick:

[DELUSIONAL]

3. I never thought I could dislike anyone as much as Nixon

then came Ray-gun -- who was much worse.

Then came bush junior -- who is a complete waste of the earth's resources.

I feel like I am being forced to watch the world's worst horror/SciFi movie . . . about a character who ALWAYS makes the wrong decisions. This character is self centered and every so often the film maker lets us see the world like he does and we see an empty headed child -- who's only concern in life is play time, eating and pooping.

[madokie]

5. Yep, I agree, now tell us how you really feel :-)

:rofl:

[sinkingfeeling]

4. I love Mark Morford!