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[madinmaryland]

Guy in the cap: "What a moran, he doesn't know what I'm doing here!"
Guy in the orange shirt: "I can't believe what he is doing with his hand!"

More:


Guy in the cap: "Get the hell away from me *"

[Richard Steele]

1. "Local bullies force chimp to eat dingleberry."

[Crankie Avalon]

2. "So THAT'S where I left that gascap! heheheh..."

[acmavm]

3. Have I lost my mind? Hell no, it's right here.

[AndyA]

4. Guy in orange shirt is thinking to himself, "What a dumbfuck this guy is.

And he's the President of the United States? My dog Blotto is smarter than this guy. He walks like he's got something stuck up his ass. What a prick." :rofl:

[Dinger]

5. "I Have The Hose Up My Ass. Guess Where I Get My Gas?" (nt)

[AlCzervik]

6. "Normally it's my head shoved up my ass, today i went for the hand"

[JDPriestly]

7. I'm the Decider. I scratch where I itch.

[auburngrad82]

8. "Is that a gas hose or are you just happy to see me?"

Liberal bumper stickers

[ChaoticSilly]

9. My friends at Halliburton and I would like to take this opportunity

to invite those upset over the price of gas to kiss me right back here.

-or-

I thought you said he'd probe GAS price gouging...

[Chiyo-chichi]

17. good one.

[peekaloo]

10. Welcome to Goobers' Fillin' Station. Which one of you fellas put glue on

the toilet seat?

[madokie]

11. seeing the pics of blivet on his mountain bike and here

is that POS wearing full body armor from the knees to the elbows

[sarge43]

12. This is my ass.

That's a hole in the ground over there.

OK, now I got it.

[KansDem]

13. "Oh, man! Are you guys at that age when you start getting pimples...

...on your butt? I tell ya, it ain't an easy feeling!"

[NewWaveChick1981]

14. Mine:

Guys at pump: "Hey, asswipe, thanks for forcing us to pay more at the pump! We really appreciate having to pawn stuff to pay for gas now!"

W: "Damn, my shorts are stuffed up my crack!"

[leveymg]

15. Former President Manages Local Gas Station

TULSA, January 27, 2008. AP - One year after he resigned his office in disgrace over the Valerie Plame spy scandal, former President George W. Bush starts work at a local Chevron station. When asked about his new job as Assistant Retail Outlet Manager, Mr. Bush said, "I know there've been questions about whether this job is real suitable for me, and all. But, I'm pretty well qualified for this. I've worked for the oil industry almost my entire career."

Concerns have been raised about the ability of the Secret Service to provide adequate protection to the former President, who is widely disliked by most Americans. Critics have questioned whether Bush's proximity to the public might be a problem for his security detail. Mr. Bush dismissed such concerns, saying,

"I'm inside that little booth most of the day, and it's got real thick glass and a lock on the door. I feel like a fish in there, and it does get kinda hot. When I have to go to the little boy's room, the guys walk me over there. They blend in real good, wearing jeans and tee-shirts. They stand guard until I'm done and escort me back again."

"After a few days, after you reporters are gone, nobody'll even notice that I'm here."


Former President and Secret Service detail.

[NewWaveChick1981]

16. That's priceless!

Wishing, hoping this comes true...!!!

[C_U_L8R]

18. "Aw come-on guys !"

"why'd ya have to give me a wedgie??"

[C_U_L8R]

19. can someone photoshop

a Goober Pyle crown onto Chimpy?

(the dimwitted gas station attendant from Mayberry ...and Gomer Pyle's cousin)

[zbdent]

20. deja vu

"How do you work one of these things?"

[Rocknrule]

21. I see the crotch bulge is still there

[madinmaryland]

22. Kick for the afternoon crowd!

:kick:

[SoCalDem]

23. WEDGIE

:)

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

24. Rolling and unrolling my shirtsleeves wherever I go is hard work

not to men taking off and putting my tie back on after every photo op.