Legal News: Bush Sued By "The Great Dee Snider"

[politicaholic]

Dee Snider in court giving testimony

April, 28, 2006
Heavy Metal Has-bins Monthly
Washington D.C. - Rock legend Dee Snider, formerly of the band Twisted Sister, who coined the phrase "What do you want to do with your life?", which in the 80's the answer was "I wanna rock", but in the new millennium has quickly morphed to, "I wanna fill my damn gas tank so I can get to work", is suing President George W. Bush over his use of "The Great Decider".

The president has taken on that name by recently declaring he was the "decider" over the job status of Sec. of Defense Donald "I'm building my very own 40' tall Megatron so don't fuck with me" Rumsfeld. The term "The Great Decider" was coined by the media because they will jump at the chance fellate the president when ever possible. This reporter has special red, white, and blue knee pads just waiting for the opportunity.

Apparently Dee Snider coined the phrase "The Great Dee Snider" long ago on the Howard Stern show. In testimony today in front of a guy in a robe with a gavel that looked kinda important, he said, "I said it on live radio, that means it's mine, man, the stripper sitting on my lap that day can back me up on this. 'The Great Decider' is too close to 'The Great Dee Snider', I don't want people getting me confused with Bush. I have a reputation to uphold as a make up wearing heavy metal freak, not some power hungry nutjob that wants to blow up the planet. What will the kids think of me? Think about the kids, man!" He then turned to the camera and screamed like a banshee.

In response the White House lawyers used another term coined by the administration, "Go fuck yourself", but instead of saying the words they used the hand signals associated with that term which is a smile, a wave, and a thumbs up mostly seen used on the White House lawn by President Bush as he gets in and out of the helicopter acting like he had something important to do. Like make yet another catastrophically un-great decision.

[wicket]

1. "We're not gonna take it!"

:rofl: :rofl:

[dogday]

4. May I join you???

:rofl::rofl:

[MADem]

11. I gotta get in on this, too!

:rofl: :rofl:

[electron_blue]

2. I don't have photoshop, but pleeez.... somebody

who does have it - take Dee's pic and superimpose Dubya's pic over it and let's use that next to all the "I'm the decider" quote from now on LOL

[Lynnwood_Dem]

3. I particularly enjoyed the quote -

"I'm building my very own 40' tall Megatron so don't fuck with me" Rumsfeld.

Go get 'em, Dee

[Swamp Rat]

5. Dee Snyder has HUGH1! cojones, the size of Mt. Washington!

BIG BRASS BALLS!!! :headbang: :yourock:

...a Heavey Metal God! :headbang:



edit: RECOMMENDED!!! :headbang: :yourock: :headbang:

[Gregorian]

6. Well damn, so they played for Schwarznegger's inaug, but they're not repub

I saw them on stage with Ahnold, in Sacramento. I just assumed they were a repub band. It sure doesn't sound that way. Yay, I can go listen to We're Not Going to Take It.

"You're all worthless and weak!" That line alone had me wondering if they were repub.

[politicaholic]

13. That's the beauty of satire my friend...

Plus, backing up a steriodal, pot smoking, orgy having, beefcake is one thing. Backing up an evangelical tightwad megalomaniac is a whole different story.

[sasquatch]

7. This is good, but Lemmy could still kick his ass

[Gregorian]

8. Have you seen these guys?

Shit, they dwarfed Schwarzenneggggggger.

Yeah, the Ace of Spades himself is AWSOME! Did you ever see their live set on The Young Ones? Yeah!

[sasquatch]

10. I saw that on You Tube and it was awesome

Besides its not the size of the dog in the fight its the size of the fight in the dog.

[porphyrian]

9. Snider fought with Zappa against the PMRC, too.

He's OK in my book, even if his music sucked a bit.

[DrDebug]

12. Link or did you just make this up yourself?

(*very much in favor of letting Dee Snider and the Decider duel about this*)

[politicaholic]

14. This is my own...

check out my journal for more. I update it daily.

[DrDebug]

15. Thanks. It's very good. I almost thought it was an Onion story ;)

My fav story:

Neverland Ranch Investigators Discover Corpse Of Real Michael Jackson



SANTA BARBARA, CA—During a search for evidence at the Neverland Valley Ranch, investigators discovered a corpse that has been identified as that of Michael Jackson, Santa Barbara police officials announced Tuesday.

(...)

Holbrooke said that, while the living Jackson is the leading suspect in the murder investigation, he "could be another victim of some sort."

"Basically, we have no idea what type of creature we are dealing with," Holbrooke said.

A member of the investigative team that discovered Jackson's body described the experience as "otherworldly."

(...)

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/30940

[Pacifist Patriot]

16. LOL! Do you work for the Onion?

Damn that brought back memories. I've added your journal to my favorites file.

[90-percent]

17. 85 PMRC Hearings

Dee, Zappa and John Denver testified before the Senate.

Dee is the only one of the three still living.

Zappa would be a successful two term US President by now if he had survived.

"Not only would I be elected, but I'd be good at the job" - Frank Zappa

-85% Jimmy

[wicket]

18. Kick

:kick:

:rofl: