Come pay homage to our Cabin in Chef, . . . . . . . give us a CAPTION!!!!!

[skip fox]

W. is "saying": "Darn straight they outta sing it in English. . . . Jesus spoke in English (then W. responds to a 'titter' in the audience) . . . It's in the Bible!!! . . . In RED!!! . . .(long pause) . . . And if it's good enough for Jesus . . . well, it's good enough for everyone else! (then W. says under his breath) Moron."

[antonialee839]

1. "You are not the Decider".

"I'm the Decider".

[skip fox]

6. W. is saying: " . . . and you got the gall to ask me that question??? . .

After I've had to spend all my time decision ating? . . . I'd like to see YOU try."

[peekaloo]

2. Vending machine freeze up. So many choices. It's hard werk being a

decider.

[shenmue]

3. Ook ook EEK EEK!

I can point! I can point!

:dunce:

[kahleefornia]

5. It's scary how

monkey sounds pretty much caption any picture of w - they always work!

[kahleefornia]

4. "When God writed the American Anthem,

he writed it in English! Just like the Constitution and the Patriot Act!"

[skip fox]

9. You got it! There's that back bassward Texas mentality on display.

:)

[zeemike]

7. This little finger of mine is worth more than your whole body

And don't forget it. That is why I didn't go to Viet Nam, The nation could not afford for me to louse a limb.

[skip fox]

8. "Foreign languages are all a ploy by evil-doers and liberals to get us

to be unAmerican. In fact they didn't even have foreign language departments in colleges and stuff until the 19th century. Before that it was only Latin and Greek! But they're dead. . . . In beween ancient times and now there's only been one language . . . until the evil-doers and the liberals started making things up . . . I hope that's certaintified! . . . Next question."