Pro-Lifer Attacks NASA After Shuttle Flight Aborted

[IChing]

Dateline Houston,
April 1, 2006
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Rapidly responding to leads about the person behind the 2 o’clock attempted bombing, Houston police arrived at the home of Oral Robertson, an abortion activist and pro-lifelong resident of the Gulf-rimmed metropolis. Rumored by neighbors to have been extremely incensed by the last Wednesday’s stopped launch of the space shuttle, Competitor II, law enforcement agents also recovered a large arsenal of C4, gunpowder and mechanical apparatus during Mr. Robertson’s arrest.

“Who is NASA to play God?” the hand-cuffed advocate broadcasted to by-standers as he was brought out of his house. “You saw what he did to the Challenger?” he continued to plea as he passed. Already under psychiatric care, the confused extremist had apparently opted to quit taking his doctor-prescribed Prozac, and used holy water he purchased on E-Bay, instead. “When it comes to saving space from those hell-bound liberals, I’m the decider”, declared the dutiful terrorist as he ducked into the squad car and was driven away.>>>>>snip


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[niyad]

1. GOOD ONE!! sadly, the thinking of these anti-choice whackos is about

that level.

[skooooo]

2. LMAO!

lolol

good find

[Gormy Cuss]

3. Thank you.

:spray:
Now I'm off to clean the keyboard...

[IChing]

4. Your welcome it made me have to clean my keyboard also..LOL n/t