What wil Fox's headline be if the Dems win in 2006 and/or 2008?

[Rocknrule]

Let's have some fun here

[Selatius]

1. "Nation heading towards a communist one-party dictatorship"?

Your guess is as good as mine.

[Oceansaway]

2. Elections Rigged !

Demand a Recount !!

[Rocknrule]

3. 1/22/09: President impeached for jaywalking

[jdelullo]

4. "We're DOOMED!"

subheading- "Free-thinking people are now in command. None will be spared."

[tishaLA]

5. "Hell in a Handbasket...

Day 74: America Under Socialist Rule!"

[johnaries]

6. Fox News Under New Management.

That's my hope, anyway.

[Midnight Rambler]

7. Breaking News: Terrorists Win

n/t

[deutsey]

8. Bush Declares Martial Law for Good of the Nation

[HysteryDiagnosis]

9. "Uh.... all that other stuff..... we weren't serious folks.... honest." n/

[spindrifter]

10. We've lost our bandwidth

[TheCowsCameHome]

11. "It's not all that big of deal - it was only the mid-term elections"

[TheCowsCameHome]

12. I did love to watch Cavuto, Barnes, Hume, Wallace, O'Lielly,

and all the others at that scummy network choking on the words that the Dems are back in control.

Man, what a suicide watch that will be......................

[JohnnyRingo]

13. "New development in Holloway Case"

Grete is live there now.

[drm604]

15. JR, I swear I hadn't seen your post before I made mine.

I guess great minds think alike.

[JohnnyRingo]

19. Or the Fox format is just too predictable. n/t

[drm604]

14. Pretty blond woman missing. n/t

[daveskilt]

16. Voting machines malfunctioned due to bill clintons penis

[DaveColorado]

17. Revenge of the Clenis

[brettdale]

18. Was the Vote fair?

"Were all votes counted?

"Hillarys connection to Diebold???"

I bet there wont be one story about a missing white cheerleading.

[daveskilt]

20. Democrat president denies any wrongdoing

[saltpoint]

21. Can we hope for no headlines and a dark screen owing to mass suicides?

That's my first choice.

[BreweryYardRat]

22. It's the end of the world!!! Society is doomed!!!

[eppur_se_muova]

23. GOING OUT OF BUSINESS!! EVERYTHING MUST GO!! ALL SALES FINAL!! nt

[heartofthesiskiyou]

24. Election on Hold as Multiple Challenges Mount