CAPTION....Lord Pissypants Ain't Too Pleased Tonight!!

[NYC Liberal]

[DS1]

1. I see nothing but hate in that face

Oh well, fuckface, you dug your hole, now you get to lay down in it, you fucking fuck

[jane_pippin]

7. Also, he's hoping he can make lasers shoot out of his eyes

by concentrating really, really hard.

[Ms. Clio]

14. you know sometimes when I type LOL I really really mean it

this made me laugh so hard!

[Viva_La_Revolution]

25. try ROTFLMAO

Rolling On The Floor Laughing My Ass Off

works for me. :)

[Ms. Clio]

29. OK

IWKTIM. TY. :)

[Jigarotta]

46. i've actually said "lol" out loud once or twice.

hee hee. too much time on 'nets.

[Ms. Clio]

50. scary, huh???

:hi:

[bumblebee1]

21. If he concentrates any harder,

security will have to pull the fire alarm. There may be alot of smoke coming out of his ears.

[onehandle]

2. Does he ever sit or stand up straight?

Bush must have awful parents.

[NYC Liberal]

3. Well that goes without saying...

look at my signature!

[Jim Sagle]

20. Dawn of the Dead

[SammyWinstonJack]

47. !

:scared:

[knitter4democracy]

51. My hubby was wondering if he wears a back brace.

He seems to have trouble with posture, more than someone his age should. He was wondering if all those bulges on his back lately are a back brace so he can put off getting the surgery until after he leaves office.

[TexasChick]

4. I'm sorry, but the Smirking Chimp looks like the way he did

during the presidential debates when Kerry was whiping the floor with his ass!

[BlackVelvetElvis]

19. I had the same thought! nt

[Olney Blue]

5. This Steve Cobra guy has not idea how hard I work.

I really work hard.
It's hard work, and I really work hard.

[Ms. Clio]

15. this is the funniest thread

stop you guys are killing me.

[Starbucks Anarchist]

6. "I never thought a rich white guy in a suit would mock me."

[hyphenate]

30. Yeah!

That's true, huh? Except unlike the troglodyte, Stephen Colbert uses his brain, and doesn't let it go to waste.

[C_U_L8R]

8. Steven turned the Smirk upside down

Bravo Steven !!! That was masterful !!!!

(though i wonder how much of the skewering Bush actually "got" )

[peekaloo]

9. This is the worst Buddy Holly impersonator I ever seen. Bet he's from

New York.

[KingFlorez]

10. Maybe Laura will fix him some cocoa and tuck him in

Maybe not cocoa, I remember awhile back on the food network somebody said Laura's cocoa recipe wasn't good.

[splat@14]

16. I dunno, Pickles is pretty pissed too. May need a "belt" tonight. n/t

[Viva_La_Revolution]

17. her Guacamole recipe sucks too. FYI

NOT even CLOSE to original Mexican.

[Gabi Hayes]

36. how much is a fuckin' bunch of cilantro?

[shenmue]

11. "Mr. Smartypants, with your jokes and everything!"

"I'm thinking how fast can I have you sent to a 'secret location'?"

[havocmom]

12. He needs to be slapped around with some reality

It has begun and we will make damn sure it never lets up.

Those of you old enough to remember the Nixon days... captive president, unable to go out among the people- all over again from this day forward!

[Media_Lies_Daily]

13. Scorchin'!!! :-)

[blogslut]

18. Here's a pre-dinner pic

Steven's got a secret smirk :)

[Olney Blue]

23. So does Helen!

Pickles looks strange.

[rocktivity]

45. Pickles looks strange? Compared to what?

And I see she's made another of her brilliant fashion statements--"My day job is a prison matron!"

x(
rocknation

[NightOwwl]

26. I love the way Colbert is looking at the Chimp....

like he's thinking "Mr. President, you may look happy now, but just wait until I get in front of that podium."

Secret smirk, for sure. :-)

[hyphenate]

31. Look who's sitting to Stephen's right!!

The IiC would have had his hands full with either Stephen OR Helen! :rofl: THAT would have been something to see!!!

[skids]

33. Hrm, I wonder...

...did Helen show up to take that seat on her own invite, or by surprise as Colbert's "guest." If the latter, then I bet Pickles and Co weren't too happy to have her sitting at the main table.

[Memory Container]

39. I noticed that...

I can only imagine it was his invite. The Administration is notorious for quite blatantly treating it's critics badly.

And now that I think of it... just how did Colbert get the last speaking spot?
I know wingnuts have little sense for nuance and satire, but did someone at the WH actually believe Colbert was a pundit?

[Dunvegan]

41. I think Colbert *might* have gotten the last spot because...

...he's the main pro comedian on the dais,
...he had a movie clip, which would go over best last.
...and, if Helen is Colbert's date, it's just BushCo. press-handling SOP to put Helen in the back.

[Mnemosyne]

40. Helen is a member of the WH Press corps board. n/t

[spooky3]

37. in a way that's what he got

that film clip gave Chimpy Stephen and Helen--right between the eyes!

[lonestarnot]

54. heh heh heh, bet he had the ass burn when it was beddie bye time.

[leftofthedial]

22. if the bushturd's eyes were any closer together

he'd be a cyclops

[Downtown Hound]

24. Call me crazy, but I think he looks afraid

He looks uncomfortable, beaten, out of place. Bush is a man that can't stand anyone second-guessing him. He's not used to this kind of treatment. I really think he looks hurt, and oh what a beautiful sight it is.

[SammyWinstonJack]

48. Good! He deserved this, and so much more. The insecure little bully

should be subjected to this kind of treatment daily. He has earned it, BIG TIME!

[genieroze]

52. Na, it's from all those years bending over for the oil companies.

[0007]

27. That look sez, "the hounds must be turned loose"

[BigBearJohn]

28. The news is gonna be talking about this for months.

[lonestarnot]

55. Can't wait to hear what Stewart has to say about it!

[jdelullo]

32. This should be on a commercial

With a voice over and close up of the President "I should have used Preparation-H"

[SammyBlue]

34. Is Comedy Central really in the center, or is that another liberal lie!

Off captioning, what a POed look the fucker has on his face. Looks like he could wallow in cocaine and bourbon. . .oh wait. . .he does that daily!!!

[Neoma]

35. yay!

[Random_Australian]

38. Little Lord Pissypants is singing in his head: "Gi-i-ii-i-i-i-itmo in the

rain, that guys going to Gi-i-i-i-i-i-i-i-itmo in the rain.... what a glorious h wait fuck them libs wanna impeach me. Shit."

[Paradise]

42. TrutH is StrangeR than FictioN but not always FunnieR. n/t

[skip fox]

43. Colbert is saying: " . . . and he's a waste of human space, a jumble of

cultural Spam, a jock strap with legs, a contender with excrement as foulest 'human waste,' but I mean that in a good way."

[lonestarnot]

44. bbbbbbeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuutiful!

[AzDar]

49. I thought Bush seemed pissy even while participating in the skit w/ his

'double'.As with the '04 debates, it seemed like he didn't want to BE there, and only having the socialization skills of a three-year-old, was grossly unable to hide it.
Maybe all those mysterious boo-boos he's frequently sporting are from his handlers keeping him 'cooperative'.

[DesEtoiles]

53. Daddy! Unca Dick! Make him stop!

[walldude]

56. Caption: "Fucking Rove, I told him to get Larry The Cable Guy"