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BloodyWilliam Donating Member (665 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Apr-29-06 11:59 PM
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Steven Colbert has the largest, hardest balls on the face of the earth
That was absolutely amazing. A complete, satirical, perfect blazing of the entire administration and the press's treatment of it. With Bush ten feet away and the entire white house press corps watching him. His balls are MASSIVE.

And at the end, did anyone else think that Colbert snubbed Bush? It was a half-hearted handshake, then he just sort of pushed by him.

After tonight, Colbert deserves a freaking Pulitzer.
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chookie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:01 AM
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1. "I've got balls, and I'm not afraid to use them."
He proved that tonight.
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:19 AM
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8. I've always wanted a man with bigger balls than me. Too bad
he's in teevee land.

Where are all the big-ball-laden men in this world?!?! :cry:
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chookie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:46 AM
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12. There is a remedy
Put in an order for Stephen Colbert's Formula 401. It's a seasonal product. It's quite backordered, but you might get lucky.
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valerief Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:01 AM
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2. Don't let generals retire. Use the stop-loss on them if they can
stand behind computers and order soldiers into battle. Brilliant!
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C_U_L8R Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:02 AM
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3. Pulitzer?
Give that man a Peace Prize !
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calmblueocean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:03 AM
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4. Colbert vs. Stewart? I choose Colbert.
Stephen is the new king. Sorry, Jon.
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Zen Democrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:06 AM
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5. About Bush: "He not only stands for things. He stands on things.
Like aircraft carriers, rubble, and public squares of flooded cities."
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:20 AM
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9. Oh God, that was PRICELESS. My jaw never left the floor. n/t
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blonndee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:21 AM
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11. Oooh oooh thank you for reminding me of that. THAT was the best. n/t
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Beausoir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:57 AM
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15. He said that? Holy shit!!!!
I want to read a transcript.
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Bryan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:07 AM
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6. That was amazing to watch
Looking past the political dimension for a moment, this was a comedian doing a set in front of an audience that he knew was going to hate him. That takes, well, huevos grandes. :)
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GregD Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:13 AM
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7. And the way he and Helen Thomas pulled off that audition
video was fucking priceless!
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Skittles Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:21 AM
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10. male body parts are not required for courage
thank you
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amitten Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:53 AM
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14. Oh hell, balls is balls. n/t
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chookie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 01:25 AM
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16. You're right
Stephen has designated the female type "Thatchers."
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OPERATIONMINDCRIME Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Apr-30-06 12:48 AM
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13. Definitely Big Ass Balls This Time, Fuck Using Backbone. This One Most
definitely is appropriate to say he had Big solid fucking balls!
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