Let's have some fun - what will Bush's end-of-term speech sound like?

[Rocknrule]

"I have one last thing to say before I step down - 9/11!!!"

[mike_c]

1. "I am not a crook...."

Deja-vu?

[robbedvoter]

2. End of term? Will never happen (good news or very, very bad)

But I'm going with: "See ya suckers, gone to Crawford with all your money!"

[CoffeeCat]

3. I don't know what he'll say....

...but I know that he'll be curled in a fetal position when he says it.

[WePurrsevere]

4. Ya know that funny sound made when you take your finger up to your lips...

turn it sideways, move it up and down and saying.... b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b?? :D

With any luck they'll impeach him, and during the process he'll go off the deep end, start naming names and admitting crimes (enough to convict all of the GOP neo/fundie-CONS) and he'll be taken away to a locked and well padded cell somewhere. B-)

He's already certifiable so it's just a matter of a bit more time and pressure before he'll completely snap.

[eppur_se_muova]

21. like this? (SMILIE FOR THIS!! PLEASE!!)

[WePurrsevere]

23. LOL.! Yeah just like that....

Thanks for the early morning laugh. :D It would make an awesome smilie. I'd run a search for it but what would someone call it (other then what some of us here would... Bush;))

[Democrats_win]

5. "Condi, can I go to the bathroom?"

[radwriter0555]

6. "Not Guilty..."

Your honor...

[Turbineguy]

7. Filled with

the usual shallow inanities. Perhaps a homorous anecdote about a soldier who lost his legs.

[Rocknrule]

8. *deep breath*...

9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11 9/11

Oh, and

terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra freedom terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra terra

[Kierkegaard]

9. "The-thea-the-thea-the that's all, folks!"

Sorry. Should have reserved that one for Rove's perp walk!

[johnaries]

10. I wanna appeal..... n/t

[phylny]

11. "During the time that I was the decider, has our children learned?" n/t

[Ecumenist]

12. Picture this on broadcast on every radio and television

bush: "Yes, your honour, ah, uh 'preciate that question. Ah,uh,ah nevuh wuz told that ah didint get elekted. Uh,ah wuz a victim and uh, see, ah wuz catapult..uh tryin' ta..ah buhleeve my heavnly Fahther wuz tellin' me to, uh... help this cuntree, that is uh.. Eye-rack , um... oh man....{crickets chirping}..."

The Judge then says, "once again, you have been accused of crimes against humanity, treason and aiding and abetting theft not seen on the face of the planet since Genghis Khan, who at least established trade routes that helped in the development of the known world. What you did has collapsed the world economy, resulted in the loss of over 1.5 Billion human lives and thrown the very planet's natural cycles and everything necessary for the continuation of life into near total destruction and chaos. Once again, how do you plead?"

bush: "Ah, uh, ah 'preciate tha-"

Judge: "mr bush, you've made it quite clear that you've appreciated the question. Now, the court would appreciate you entering your plea and explaining, if that's possible, your position on what you and your cabal have done to this planet. We've already placed every member of your syndicate into the new subterranean ultra secure penal complex, supervised by citizens of every group, country and creed you attacked and killed in pursuit of money and power. Just answer the court so that we may conclude these proceedings, place you where you'll never be able to hurt anyone ever again, except-your "brain" karl rove,(who, based on your attempt to speak to thiis esteemed compeny, is neither present in person nor available via the you "covert" receiver you concealed under your suits and two bullet proof vests), ms rice, mr.card, mr bolten and mr bolton, along with the rest of them. Do you plead innocent, guilty, lost, high, drunk... how do you plead?"


bush: Ah, 'preciat... uh,ah... karl, help me out here-"


Judge: "MR BUSH!!"

bush: "Uh, yeah... ah, george dubya bush, do solemnly swear that ah... oh f%ck!..condi??!! laura??11
can ah, uh, can ah go pee now?" {bush collapses into tears and is given thorazine}

Judge: " mr bush, the court will take that as a not guilty by reason of insanity. However unlike your
policy of executing the hopelessly insane, we will sentence you in the same manner. You see, mr bush, we don't believe that that is our right. We will instead place you into the complex we've constructed just for you and unlike the poor souls you sanctioned being tortured, attacked, raped, humiliated, you'll be, for the rest of your unnatural life, placed on exhibition for all the world to see and just so that you'll never forget, you'll have to watch, on continuous broadcast the faces of as many of your victims along with the remembrances of the people who loved them and how they died or were injured beyond all hope, either physically and/or mentally. My the real God have mercy on all of your corrupt souls...Bailiff, take him away..."

bush: "ya can't do that to me!! Ahm george dubya...my daddy will kick your ass! get you damn hands off-...Uh, uh binladen...karl, call binladen...ya, g&ddamn leebrul!!...Mom?!! where's Condi?!! Unca dick??!! help me, unca dick!! karl, didya power his battries?!! but ahm george dubya and ahm the presdent of the united stat-...wha...wait a minu-..Oooh, ah need to clear bru-...perty, pwerty butterflies..."

( bush is dragged drooling and giggling from the world court)

[Rocknrule]

15. We gotta send that one to whitehouse.org!

[Ecumenist]

18. Feel free...

I look forward to some measure of justice for the lives taken in exchange for filthy lucre and power these criminals are after.

[guinivere]

17. lol Damn, that's great. nt

[Ecumenist]

19. Thanks, Guinivere

Hope springs eternal.:hi:

[Jack Rabbit]

20. !!

:thumbsup:

[RUMMYisFROSTED]

13. "Thank Gawd the 22nd Amendment was repealed.

Thanks y'all for giving me another mandate."

[Arkansas Granny]

14. If there's a Bush end-of-term speech made, due to impeachment

or resignation, my bet is that Bush won't be the one to make it. Doing so would be tantamount to admitting to making a mistake and would force him to acknowledge that he is not man enough to finish the job. IMO, he would be far more likely to send one of his minions (Tony Snow?) out to make the speech for him.

If he did have the balls to do it himself, which I doubt, it would be one long "duhhhhhhhh".

[Jack Rabbit]

16. The Senate can't vote me guilty!! I'm a war president!!

And what does that grand jury think it's doing returning an indictment against me?



Image from Rock City Photos

[havocmom]

22. You want me to take the top bunk?

heh heh heh... whatever you day, you're my daddy