MSM:Gore "Wooden,sighing, exaggerating" Bush "Outdoorsy,charming,

[Swede]

a man you'd like to have a beer with". Have you ever read "The Internet for Dummies"? In it the authors say that without Al Gore the internet would not have been launched for years later then it was.

[robbedvoter]

1. Yup. And he was made to pay for this.

Take their strength - make it into a liability.

[jasmeel]

2. Who's charming now bitches?!!!!

Sorry. had to say it.

[hwmnbn]

8. WTG, jasmeel......

:headbang:

[electropop]

3. I don't think anybody wants to have a beer with Chimpy anymore.

Most folks would like to throw beer in his face, perhaps, or puke beer on his shoes, but not sit and quaff it with him. Eeeewww.

[MADem]

12. Most would like to drink lotsa beer

and piss on his grave. They'll have to wait to do their bit for the recycling effort....

[Lorien]

4. "Outdoorsy. Charming..."

[MissWaverly]

5. I saw Al Gore's speech on Martin Luther King day this year

It was one of the most electrifying speeches that I have ever heard. I don't understand why
there is this persistent myth that Bush is "charming" and "folksy." I heard that even
when he was running for governor that people were warned, don't let the smile fool you,
don't cross him.

[The Animator]

6. I'd like to punch him...

Hi Agent Mike, guess you're gonna stop by, so I'll start up a fresh pot of coffee.

[AllieB]

7. Outdoorsy? He's afraid of horses and can't ride a scooter

:eyes:

[Sinti]

9. I've never understood how they turned this Connecticut well-to-do

ne'er do well into some kind of a hometown Texas cowboy. If I was a Texan, I'd be pissed -- heck, I'm not a Texan and I'm kinda pissed, particularly because people buy it. What's up with that?

[Warren Stupidity]

10. Funny, I remember watching the first debate.

Gore was sighing because he was exasperated by the idiot at the other podium. The initial talking head reaction matched my own: Gore beat the crap out of the moron. The two days later Bush Won! Gore was suddenly wooden, sighing, exagerating. It was my first clue that something had gone seriously deranged in the media newsrooms.

[MSgt213]

11. The title of that book has been changed to The Internets for dummest

Just thought you should know.

[Warren DeMontague]

13. What the hell does "Outdoorsy" mean?

He's dumb as dirt, rocks, and trees?

[Swede]

14. That;s from "Brush Clearin’ for Dummies"

The authors of that one were impressed by George too.