This is pretty funny. I just got a promo from Verizon...

[malachibk]

for some fancy new video/phone/router system. The copy reads:

"Central Intelligence for your home"

How ironic/f**ked up is that?

No thanks, Verizon.

[Whoa_Nelly]

1. Bastids!

:rofl:

That is totally fucked up.

[Oceansaway]

send them your thoughts

in their pre-paid envelope...

[malachibk]

8. I think I will

n/t

[elehhhhna]

2. have you seen this doozy?

http://americablog.blogspot.com/

[Ian David]

3. Any chance you could post a photo? I'm assuming it's THIS gadget...

Verizon’s One Phone To Rule Them All!
READ MORE: DSL, Internet, Phonebook, Phones, Photo, Routers

VerizonOnePhone.jpgVerizon has come out with the one phone to rule them all! No, seriously, the “One Phone” from Verizon is designed to have all of your equipment built in so that you need not worry about having a seperate router, modem, phone and hobbit who travels to the land of Mordor. There isn’t any VoIP function, which would have been a very nice touch, but it doesn’t fall short in the features department. In one box you get a high speed DSL modem, a wireless 802.11g router, and a 5.8GHz cordless telephone with a touchscreen display for accessing news, weather, sports, Verizon’s Superpages and the Evil Eye of Sauron. You can even add your own personal photos as a screen saver or background. You’ll have to shell out $150.00 for the One Phone, but something tells me if you keep mentioning Vonage and Comcast while you order, they’ll cut you a break. Full Specs after the jump (and no more Lord of the Rings jokes, I promise).

More:

http://us.gizmodo.com/gadgets/phones/verizons-one-phone-to-rule-them-all-132592.php

[malachibk]

9. I have a scanner, but have never figured out how to post a pic on DU

Can you school me?

[catnhatnh]

4. Let's see....2 out of the 3 major players outed last week....

accidentally send out promotional materials with spying hints???Coincidence???

[Ian David]

6. Verizon: "Oh, yeah. We hear you now. We REALLY hear you NOW." n/t

[reichstag911]

5. Shouldn't that read...

"Central Intelligence in your home?"

[lies and propaganda]

7. hiding in plain sight , i suppose

gives a bad name to douchebags everywhere.