Caption * and Mayor Bloomberg

[Kadie]

President Bush, left, speaks with New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg upon his arrival at John F. Kennedy Airport en route to Kings Point, N.Y., where he will address the graduating class of the U.S. Merchant Marine Academy, Monday June 19, 2006. (AP Photo/Charles Dharapak)

[AverageJoe]

1. Bloomburg has a monkey on his back! eom

[Kadie]

9. .

:spray:

:rofl:

[imax2268]

2. Don't worry...

I have a copy of Brokeback Mountain in the limo...we can watch it later...!

[RedStateShame]

3. What to wear for a graduation:

"Dude! I should SOOOOO put on the flight suit!!! I'd look so bitchin'!"

"Mr. President, I thought we talked about the trouble from the last time....."

"Man, you're talking pretty bold for a guy wants Homeland Security money. Now, where's my helmet?"

"In your backpack, sir."

[aden_nak]

4. "Eww! Eww! Eww! He's touching my shoulder! Must. . . keep. . . smiling!"

[MADem]

5. Bloomberg's Lament

I had to go to JFK
to meet the boy nitwit today.
He cooed in my ear, he has no class
And his other hand was on my ass!

[Kadie]

10. ROFL n/t

[skip fox]

6. W. is "saying": "Look. I gotta step down in about two years. We could

trade jobs! . . . Is being mayor better than being president?"

[i radical]

7. "psst, mike, help us do another 911 like rudy and you'll be the next prez"

[Kadie]

11. Welcome to DU i radical! n/t

[Sanity Claws]

8. If you think I'm leaning hard on you now, you're in for a surprise.

[SalmonChantedEvening]

12. "Can I use a bullhorn? huh? Can I? Folks juz love 'em!" n/t

[DoYouEverWonder]

13. Remember 9-11 Bloomie?

Don't fuck with me or I'll do it again.